NFL offseason counter measures grades

[Anti-Polar Bear]

A boy who makes bets he will not keep has no virtue. Neither does a boy who claims to be on such a girl chase. Nor does a boy who attacks another man's sexuality (very low blow if you ask me). I see no virtue worth protecting here.

A boy? According to the philosophical ideology of say, Aristotle, boys lack virtue, much like an infant having no soul. Boys are merely animals who survive through instincts and selfishness.

Men are capable of virtue. I have been a man since I first got laid to a girl at the tender age of 17. I am a man of virtue.

"All virtue is summed up in dealing justly."

[MJZiggy]

Men keep their promises. Honesty is a virtue. You seem to lack that. You have no virtue. Don't toss your shit at me--it ain't gonna stick. Pay up.

[Harlan Huckleby]

A boy? According to the philosophical ideology of say, Aristotle, boys lack virtue, much like an infant having no soul. Boys are merely animals who survive through instincts and selfishness.

Do you know how they seperated the men from the boys in ancient greece?

[Bretsky]

ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, C IS A FAIR RANKING. THIS WOULD BE MY BLOG

Green Bay improved the secondary by making the Woodson splash, and the additions of AJ Hawk and Abdul Hodge makes our LBing core faster, more athletic, and deeper. They also added a lot of depth in the draft and added DL Free Agent Ryan Pickett, who should be a healthier and more reliable option than Grady Jackson.

But Green Bay lost their starting Center and needed to replace three starters. Rather than signing any veteran help, Ted Thompson may pay for being content going into the season with three new OL on the interior of the line. No matter how you spin it, the loss of Javon Walker will hurt this team and whether Green Bay did the right thing or not, they did not get fair market value for a near healthy Javon Walker.

C+

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Honesty is a virtue

The philosophical ideology of Peter Griffin seems to contradict your statement. According to Griffin, honesty and virtue are two different things.

Here's Griffin's most famous quote:

"One can be dishonest and yet remain virtuous."
Chap. 1, Verse 4, from the book of the Church of the Fonz

[Anti-Polar Bear]

A boy? According to the philosophical ideology of say, Aristotle, boys lack virtue, much like an infant having no soul. Boys are merely animals who survive through instincts and selfishness.

Do you know how they seperated the men from the boys in ancient greece?

How?

[Harlan Huckleby]

With a crowbar.

Tank, i think that joke came out of the old testament, right after "why did the chicken cross the road?" I didn't think I had to tell the answer.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

With a crowbar.

Tank, i think that joke came out of the old testament, right after "why did the chicken cross the road?" I didn't think I had to tell the answer.

Excuse me for my unfamiliarity. I've read the Bible before, but may have missed the part about the chicken.

[Travbrew]

This is turning out to be one of my favorite threads!
MJ, keep it up. I enjoy watching the boy squirm.
Tank, pay up biatch!!!!

[MJZiggy]

With a crowbar.

Tank, i think that joke came out of the old testament, right after "why did the chicken cross the road?" I didn't think I had to tell the answer.

Excuse me for my unfamiliarity. I've read the Bible before, but may have missed the part about the chicken.

Then you weren't paying proper attention. I did not make a bet to argue philosophy and I don't care about your definition of virtue. The lesson here is 'don't make bets you don't want to pay.' You made the bet. You have to pay it.

[SkinBasket]

Tank's assfuckery aside, this list sucks. Any idiot who ranks the Lions an A for picking up a duo of amazingly average QBs, then gives Arizona a B for what they did this offseason, can lick my balls. Twice. Once to clean, once for conditioning.

[GoPackGo]

These grades are off in my opinion...

example:
Giants: The best protection for Eli Manning is a stout defense, and the Giants likely will be formidable after acquiring linebackers LaVar Arrington and Brandon Short, cornerback Sam Madison and safety Will Demps. The team also lost some defenders, but the balance is positive. Grade: A-

could read like this,

Packers: The best protection for Brett Favre is a stout defense, and the Packers likely will be formidable after acquiring linebackers AJ Hawk, Abdul Hodge,and Ben Taylor, cornerback Charles Woodson and safety Marquand Manual. The team also lost some defenders, (Grady Jackson and Nail Diggs)but the balance is positive. Grade: A-

[red]

wow, flanny was one of the main reasons the texans got such a good grade, and one of the main reasons we got such a bad grade.

someone needs to inform the rest of the football world that flanny is far from the player he once was

and i agree Jpoop

[Harlan Huckleby]

Packers: The best protection for Brett Favre is a stout defense, and the Packers likely will be formidable after acquiring linebackers AJ Hawk, Abdul Hodge,and Ben Taylor, cornerback Charles Woodson and safety Marquand Manual. The team also lost some defenders, (Grady Jackson and Nail Diggs)but the balance is positive. Grade: A-

Hodge and Manual may not even be starters, let alone difference makers!

[packerpete]

MJ, you might as well give up, individuals with severe mental disorders (liberalism) are incapable of coherent mental processes.

The understanding of concepts such as honesty and virtue require mental stability in the sense that the characteristics of virtue and honesty can only be acquired through consistent actions, something the mentally unstable are incapable of.

I have been lurking here for a while, posting infrequently, and for the life of me I cannot figure out why anyone here would ever respond to APB, aka Tank, postings. You all give this individual way too much credit, iggy serves this one best.