Favre explains his reasoning to the media!

[boiga]

Favre: I've Always Had A Passion For Stopping Things, Then Starting To Do Things Again

KILN, MS—Embattled quarterback Brett Favre attempted Monday to explain his recent actions concerning his recent reversal of his decision to retire by holding a press conference in which he explained his lifelong love for quitting things briefly before resuming those same things after a certain interval of time had passed. "I'm just that kind of guy, I guess—a gunslinger on one hand, but on the other, a man who knows when to stop, at least at first, but then it turns out I really didn't know when to stop after all," Favre said. "I guess you could say I'm a guy who quits, then realizes I don't know the meaning of the word quit." A number of the journalists present were later heard to wonder, in light of Favre's recent inexplicable behavior, if perhaps drinking heavily were one of the things the first-ballot Hall of Famer had stopped doing before starting again.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...e_always_had_a

Now that's quality journalism.

[The Leaper]

Does this mean he's taking up Vicodin and drinking again?

[sheepshead]

waitresses in Milwaukee Bars!??

[RashanGary]

I think he's saying he's taking the money and running but trying to put a fake Favre spin that everyone will buy as being genuine.

[Fritz]

"Favre: I've Always Had A Passion For Stopping Things, Then Starting To Do Things Again"


I wonder how Deanna likes that in the bedroom.

[RashanGary]

haha, Fritz. . .

I can see it, "keep going, you idiot, ahhhh"

[Bretsky]

you guys do know that the Onion is a newpaper out of UW Madison that creates stories for entertainment that are completely untrue and often make fun of things.............right ??

[cpk1994]

you guys do know that the Onion is a newpaper out of UW Madison that creates stories for entertainment that are completely untrue and often make fun of things.............right ??

Im beginning to think they don't.

[boiga]

you guys do know that the Onion is a newpaper out of UW Madison that creates stories for entertainment that are completely untrue and often make fun of things.............right ??

Bretsky, that's completely untrue and I am offended that you would doubt the credibility of this highest class of journalism.

The Onion is a fine upstanding fake newspaper. And it's based out of NYC now; moved out of madison years ago.