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    We all could use a laugh.

    I can't run no more
    With that lawless crowd
    While the killers in high places
    Say their prayers out loud
    But they've summoned, they've summoned up
    A thundercloud
    They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

  • #2
    I saw da bears a few days ago; man they were goofing the place up and couldn't even line up. Those bears at Scandinavian Animal Park aren't gonna scare the Packers.

    Actually, those brown bears were nothing but fun to watch; Ice bears too and even a pack of wolves plus loads of other wild animals - Amazing.
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    • #3
      That article can't be right. The Onion writes satire and exaggeration, but that article described the Bears perfectly.
      :P
      Teamwork is what the Green Bay Packers were all about. They didn't do it for individual glory. They did it because they loved one another.
      Vince Lombardi

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mmmdk
        I saw da bears a few days ago; man they were goofing the place up and couldn't even line up. Those bears at Scandinavian Animal Park aren't gonna scare the Packers.

        Actually, those brown bears were nothing but fun to watch; Ice bears too and even a pack of wolves plus loads of other wild animals - Amazing.
        I hear that Lovie Smith is going to bring one of them in as a free agent to give Kyle Orton and Rex Grossman some competition.
        :P
        Teamwork is what the Green Bay Packers were all about. They didn't do it for individual glory. They did it because they loved one another.
        Vince Lombardi

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        • #5


          This note from the CBS Bears camp report made my day:
          He won't go away. Drop a nuke on Grossman and he arises from the radioactive rubble, ready to throw an interception. He laughs at the Andromeda Strain. He spits on your mocking of him. Cockroaches say the only thing that will outlive them is Grossman. No, he won't go away. He just won't freaking go away.
          Keep rewarding that persistence, Lovie.

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          • #6
            Fred Miller is being asked back to the Bears.
            That offensive line looks like a disaster.
            Another great day in Packerland.
            Who Knows? The Shadow knows!

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            • #7
              All hail the mighty Rex and Kyle!

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              • #8
                "We finally have the personnel to implement a game plan of high-percentage incomplete passes, completed passes of four yards or less, and a rushing attack that lets us lose control of the game clock with complex plays that take forever to develop and generate negative yardage,"


                funny stuff! yup...they still suck...AND ALWAYS WILL!!

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                • #9
                  that is one of the funniest things ive read lmao

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The Shadow
                    Fred Miller is being asked back to the Bears.
                    That offensive line looks like a disaster.
                    Another great day in Packerland.
                    Ahhh, sum1 that actually admitted early that the Bears O-line is bad, but yet still beat a top defense of the Colts.
                    Thank you.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by oregonpackfan
                      All hail the mighty Rex and Kyle!
                      Kyle looked pretty darn good !

                      That rook rb looked pretty darn good !

                      Da BEARS looked pretty darn GOOD !
                      NFCN Champs 2005 & 2006, NFC Champs 2006

                      "Some people go though life wondering if they have made a difference, ... Marines do not have that problem." - Ronald Regan

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BEARMAN
                        Originally posted by oregonpackfan
                        All hail the mighty Rex and Kyle!
                        Kyle looked pretty darn good !

                        That rook rb looked pretty darn good !

                        Da BEARS looked pretty darn GOOD !

                        Good to see you, you filthy scum sucking degenerate bear fan. And your team didn't suck their usual donkey balls yesterday. Maybe this season won't be as painful as last season for you and your sucky ass team.

                        Otherwise, I hope things are going well for you.

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                        • #13
                          I see they are officially out of hiding... Shouldn't last long.
                          70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                            Originally posted by BEARMAN
                            Originally posted by oregonpackfan
                            All hail the mighty Rex and Kyle!
                            Kyle looked pretty darn good !

                            That rook rb looked pretty darn good !

                            Da BEARS looked pretty darn GOOD !

                            Good to see you, you filthy scum sucking degenerate bear fan. And your team didn't suck their usual donkey balls yesterday. Maybe this season won't be as painful as last season for you and your sucky ass team.

                            Otherwise, I hope things are going well for you.
                            TY, TY, ... TYVM !

                            There is reason to be hopeful in the windy city, a qb that looks like he knows what he's doin', a rb that accually runs, the "D" is ok, looks to be a good year for Da BEARS !
                            The pack looked ok, rodgers isnt farve, but who knows, he may turn out ok? Your "O" line looks weak, your "D" looks ok, gonna be a fun run to the NFCN chapionship ! Here's to your team, and to mine, hope none get hurt and we both win alot ! Looking forward to bantering with one an all cheese eaters !

                            Go BEARS Go !
                            NFCN Champs 2005 & 2006, NFC Champs 2006

                            "Some people go though life wondering if they have made a difference, ... Marines do not have that problem." - Ronald Regan

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                            • #15
                              What's a Bear's fan doing in Vancouver, WA? Does your parole officer allow you to live that far from Chicago?

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