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  • Report: Rudi Johnson robbed by another player!

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    A strange thing happened to running back Rudi Johnson when he visited with the Detroit Lions on Monday.

    Someone stole his stuff.

    Seriously.

    Specifically, and as we’re told by a reliable source (i.e., not the person who told Mort that Joey Harrington had agreed to terms with the Ravens on Monday, or the person who told John Clayton that Todd Bouman had agreed to terms with the Ravens on Tuesday), Johnson left his bags outside CEO Matt Millen’s office while he met with team officials and, ultimately, worked out a deal with the team.

    So when Johnson came back to get his bags, they were nowhere to be found. Johnson and Millen were stumped.

    Enter the eye in the sky.

    The team checked the videotapes generated by the team’s in-house surveillance system, and they quickly identified the culprit.

    So who might it have been? None other than Tatum Bell, who lost his gig with the Lions after Rudi arrived.

    Per the source, Bell took the bags to the house of a female acquaintance. When confronted on the matter, Bell offered up some cockamamie story that he thought the bags belonged to someone he knew. The girl, however, said that she hadn’t seen Bell in several months and he showed up out of the blue and asked her to keep the bags for a while.

    Johnson has retrieved the bags, and it’s our understanding that charges won’t be pressed.

    Tatum apparently didn’t know that he was being monitored.

    Fortunately, the displaced running back wasn’t Najeh Davenport.

  • #2
    Well, that's one way to deal with being cut. I wonder if Jon Ryan thought of that?

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    • #3
      Jon Ryan could take out the whole Packers front office if he wanted to. Dude's ripped (probably should of focused on punting more, though)
      "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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      • #4
        Rudi is a super classy guy. And Tatum Bell sounds like a first class dickhead.

        Too bad Tatum didn't get more loot. That will be his last trip to an NFL office.

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        • #5
          That Shanahan sure can pick them, can't he?
          Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by boiga
            Well, that's one way to deal with being cut. I wonder if Jon Ryan thought of that?
            I heard he took his whole locker!!!

            (wait, was that some other guy?)
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