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  • The Liberal Utopian Top 5/Worst 5 NFL GM

    By D'tyrant Michaels, L.U. staff writer.
    dmichaels@liberalutop.news

    Sometimes the measure of a man is based on his win-loss record. In the NFL, general managers, not head coaches, are indeed measure by victories and defeats. That said, let's take a look at the top 5 and worst 5 NFL general managers, or person of such equivalent.

    1. Scott Pioli, Pats: Anchor of the Patriots' dynasty. Is he dismantling the team? Time wil tell.

    2. Kevin Colbert, Pitts: Stuck with Bill Cower through thick and thin. His patience paid off as the Steelers won Super Bowl 40.

    3. Bill Polian, Colts: Although his teams seems to always fall short of the ultimate goal, the Super Bowl, Polian has turned the Colts into a contender year after year.

    4. Tim Ruskell, Seahawks: Under the leadership of Mike Holmgren and Ted Thompson, the Seahawks were extremely passive when it comes to upgrading the roster. Ruskell came in and changed everything. The result? A trip to the Super Bowl.

    5. Ozzie Newsome, Ravens: Newsome is by far the best ex-player turned top brass in the NFL history, building the Ravens fearsome defense and winning a Super Bowl along the way. The only knock against Newsome is that he continues to fail to build a super offense. Nonetheless, Packers GM Ted Thompson should take note.

    28. Dennis Green, Cardinals: It is not wholly Green's fault, but as the top man in Arizona, Green must absorb the heat of the Cardinals' continuing mediocrity.

    29. Al Davis, Raiders: One have to admire Davis' constant pursue of "excellencies," such as the trade for WR Randy Moss and the drafting of LB/S hybrid Michael Huff. But for whatever reason, the Raiders keep falling short. Something must be wrong.

    30. Charley Casserly, formerly of the Texans: Expansion or not, Carserly deserves blame for taking a bad team and making it worst. Drafting Mario Williams over Reggie Bush? Trust me, the decision will eventually turn out to be Bowie over Jordan, part two.

    31. Matt Millen, Lions: Anyone who took three WRs in the first round for three straight years is a terrible general manager. Add the Lions constant woe, and Millen is indeed terrible. However, he is only the second worst GM in the NFL.

    32. Ted Thompson, Packers: The man is responsible for the Packers' first losing season since ancient times. The man is wholly at fault for surrounding Brett Favre with a team composing mainly of, in the words of former Packers GM Ron Wolf, "NFL Europe" players. What makes it more difficult to bare is that the Packers, under former GM/Coach Mike Sherman, were only three upgrades away on defense from contending for the Super Bowl. Alas, Brett Favre, Donald Driver, William Henderson and Bubba Franks, among other veterans, does not deserve all this miserable losing.

  • #2
    source?

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    • #3
      The source is the Liberal Utopian. Sadly, I let my subscription expire.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Partial
        source?
        The Liberal Utopian. Their web address is www.liberalutopian.news. Unfortunately, the site is down indefinitely until further notice. The editor in chief of the paper made the mistake of not hiring an IT person when he formed Liberal, choosing instead to rely on an entry level Computer Information Technology class he took in college.

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        • #5
          and in this author's analysis,the worst GM in the NFL is. . . . .

          32. Ted Thompson, Packers: The man is responsible for the Packers' first losing season since ancient times. The man is wholly at fault for surrounding Brett Favre with a team composing mainly of, in the words of former Packers GM Ron Wolf, "NFL Europe" players. What makes it more difficult to bare is that the Packers, under former GM/Coach Mike Sherman, were only three upgrades away on defense from contending for the Super Bowl. Alas, Brett Favre, Donald Driver, William Henderson and Bubba Franks, among other veterans, does not deserve all this miserable losing.


          You've got em' by 'the down belows'. . . . now Tank.

          Here's hoping, that TT rises in . . . . that list . . . .this season.
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          • #6
            If you look at that list, the top and worst have both been around for at least a few years. Judging a guy on a largely inherited team and one year? Hmmm.
            "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

            KYPack

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Fritz
              If you look at that list, the top and worst have both been around for at least a few years. Judging a guy on a largely inherited team and one year? Hmmm.
              Did you expect anything else?
              Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
              Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

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              • #8
                Re: The Liberal Utopian Top 5/Worst 5 NFL GM

                I know I get all the best, most knowledgeable sports coverage on the web from defunct web sites.

                Nothing quite supports my case like an article you can't find, from a source you can't see and whose critical thinking you can't judge.
                Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                • #9
                  Re: The Liberal Utopian Top 5/Worst 5 NFL GM

                  Originally posted by pbmax
                  I know I get all the best, most knowledgeable sports coverage on the web from defunct web sites.

                  Nothing quite supports my case like an article you can't find, from a source you can't see and whose critical thinking you can't judge.
                  Well Put.
                  Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
                  Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

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                  • #10
                    anyone else think Tank wrote this article? It seems obvious to me.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Partial
                      anyone else think Tank wrote this article? It seems obvious to me.
                      Check out my blogg in the Romper room. The writing style of that thread and this thread are completely different. I couldn't have written this article.

                      I met D'tyrant at the 2005 Liberal Conference in New York. His conservative crictics call him the "white guy with a black name."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Partial
                        anyone else think Tank wrote this article? It seems obvious to me.
                        Of course he did--unless you really believe that the inexplicably defunct Liberal Utopian really cares to write an article on NFL GM's written with a slant toward the Green Bay Packer point of view and magically prints Tank's opinions, seemingly without any editing...

                        (if I keep this up, Mad's gonna change my rat status to "spelling bee rat." )
                        "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                        • #13
                          LOL...

                          Nice try APB...
                          Formerly known as JustinHarrell.

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                          • #14
                            I specifically enjoy how some of the GMs are listed by team name, and others by city name

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                            • #15
                              Tank's a good writer. Why i remember a paper about Alan Greenspan....

                              (Sorry Tank.)

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