Article - From the Stands

[retailguy]

I haven't stood on your balls for weeks. If I had, they wouldn't have all that stubble on them...geez, trim up will ya?

I don't trim, I shave.

Whatever you say Lorena.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Is it the 6'10" pitcher, or the hard-hitting outfielder?

You just continue to show your lack of knowledge....hard hitting OF. LOL

244 average with 19 hr. Yep that is hard hitting...or more like hardly hitting.

[mission]

Is it the 6'10" pitcher, or the hard-hitting outfielder?

You just continue to show your lack of knowledge....hard hitting OF. LOL

244 average with 19 hr. Yep that is hard hitting...or more like hardly hitting.

Dude, you can bat .000 and still hit the ball HARD. Right at the shortstop.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Is it the 6'10" pitcher, or the hard-hitting outfielder?

You just continue to show your lack of knowledge....hard hitting OF. LOL

244 average with 19 hr. Yep that is hard hitting...or more like hardly hitting.

Dude, you can bat .000 and still hit the ball HARD. Right at the shortstop.

No doubt. Dude hit over 30 HRs last year. Bigguns will argue over anything.

[Zool]

Is it the 6'10" pitcher, or the hard-hitting outfielder?

You just continue to show your lack of knowledge....hard hitting OF. LOL

244 average with 19 hr. Yep that is hard hitting...or more like hardly hitting.

Dude, you can bat .000 and still hit the ball HARD. Right at the shortstop.

No doubt. Dude hit over 30 HRs last year. Bigguns will argue over anything.

Seriously Ty, STFU with attempting to be the police of even the slightest (perceived) stretch. This is a thread about an article posted. Talk about the article or the writer.

[retailguy]

Bigguns will argue over anything.

It is all he knows how to do. My 12 year old does the same thing. She is about as successful at arguing as he is.... loses all the time.

One thing about Ty, he can NEVER admit wrong. It is impossible for him. Argue till the death, then when he's backed into the corner, he slinks away....

[HarveyWallbangers]

I enjoyed this. Like mission, I don't normally read the home pages articles. I have the forum bookmarked and most of the takes I can get from reading the poster's comments in the forum. However, this was a good read.

[SkinBasket]

I haven't stood on your balls for weeks. If I had, they wouldn't have all that stubble on them...geez, trim up will ya?

I don't trim, I shave.

Whatever you say Lorena.

Just put yourself in the other person's shoes for a second. Do you want to be licking nice, smooth, beautiful balls or stubbly, trimmed balls that make your tongue itch? Seriously, try to think about someone other than yourself every now and again. If you weren't so afraid of the little gay man with a white beard like a gnome inside you, this wouldn't even be an issue.

[retailguy]

I haven't stood on your balls for weeks. If I had, they wouldn't have all that stubble on them...geez, trim up will ya?

I don't trim, I shave.

Whatever you say Lorena.

Just put yourself in the other person's shoes for a second. Do you want to be licking nice, smooth, beautiful balls or stubbly, trimmed balls that make your tongue itch? Seriously, try to think about someone other than yourself every now and again. If you weren't so afraid of the little gay man with a white beard like a gnome inside you, this wouldn't even be an issue.

Be careful with the razor blade Lorena. You could hurt something....

[SkinBasket]

Be careful with the razor blade Lorena. You could hurt something....

Come on, your chin (I hope) has more angles than your balls. Have a little confidence in yourself for fuck's sake. You probably expect your better half to keep her (or him) self well groomed. Man up and return the favor.

[retailguy]

Be careful with the razor blade Lorena. You could hurt something....

Come on, your chin (I hope) has more angles than your balls. Have a little confidence in yourself for fuck's sake. You probably expect your better half to keep her (or him) self well groomed. Man up and return the favor.

You will note that I didn't say one word about me. You interpreted, and you might be wrong.... way wrong. I was chiding you about not paying attention and hurting yourself.... think little man, think. YOU can do it!

[retailguy]

BTW - good article. thanks for sharing!

[SkinBasket]

Be careful with the razor blade Lorena. You could hurt something....

Come on, your chin (I hope) has more angles than your balls. Have a little confidence in yourself for fuck's sake. You probably expect your better half to keep her (or him) self well groomed. Man up and return the favor.

You will note that I didn't say one word about me. You interpreted, and you might be wrong.... way wrong. I was chiding you about not paying attention and hurting yourself.... think little man, think. YOU can do it!

And you will note I didn't say one word about being worried about myself. It takes more than a Gillette to take off nine girthy, veiny inches of heaven, if that's your concern. I assumed, and I might be right... way right, that you were projecting your own concerns about certain inadequacies on me to avoid addressing them yourself. If it's your first time, use some cream and wrap your nub with some athletic tape. I daresay you might even like it.

[mission]

Im a trimmer all the way. The razor is terrifying!!!

Skin, you have... um... more balls than me.

[Freak Out]

You see what happens dude..? You tell us about your night at the game and some people start talking about shaving mansack. Would it be safe to say only at PackerRats? Probably not.