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    Green Bay Packers' Aaron Rodgers undergoes facial reconstruction surgery
    GREEN BAY, WI - Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers completed a successful facial surgery operation intended to give the quarterback a nearly identical resemblance to Brett Favre. Rodgers agreed to the surgery after the Packers organization advised Rodgers he is more likely to gain acceptance by Green Bay Packer fans if he can make the fans believe he is Brett Favre.

    Known as Favre reassignment surgery, the complicated procedure was originally developed by a doctor in the Green Bay area who has performed the procedure on many die-hard Packer fans during the Brett Favre era in Green Bay. Rodgers agreed to undergo the procedure during a break from preseason training. Thousands of relieved Packer Fans waited outside the hospital to show support for Rodgers and cheer him on as he headed home to begin recuperating from surgery. Wrapped in healing bandages, Rodgers waved to the crowd as he left the hospital.

    A long time Packer fan commented, "We want to show Aaron the respect he deserves for taking this important step to relieve the anxiety many of us are feeling from Brett's departure. It's a difficult surgery and I know how Aaron is feeling now because I've had the surgery myself. But when Aaron removes those bandages he will instantly feel like an NFL legend."

    Aaron Rodgers commented, "I want to do everything I can to make my transition as smooth as possible for nervous Packers fans. Looking exactly like Brett Favre is a great start."
    To much of a good thing is an awesome thing

  • #2
    Some people have too much time on their hands to write stuff like this.

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    • #3
      Derf Magazine sorta like the Onion...except it's not very funny.
      I can't run no more
      With that lawless crowd
      While the killers in high places
      Say their prayers out loud
      But they've summoned, they've summoned up
      A thundercloud
      They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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      • #4
        Originally posted by GBRulz
        Some people have too much time on their hands to write stuff like this.
        Did someone mention my name?

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        • #5
          She said time on their hands, not slime.
          I can't run no more
          With that lawless crowd
          While the killers in high places
          Say their prayers out loud
          But they've summoned, they've summoned up
          A thundercloud
          They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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          • #6
            i think the surgery went awry, he was better off before, even with the sideburns.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by GBRulz
              Some people have too much time on their hands to write stuff like this.

              Besides, Aaron couldn't pass for Brett from the Grailee viewpoint unless he had the other kind of cheek implants.

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              • #8
                Funny Favre shit belongs here:

                Snake's Twitter comments would be LEGENDARY.........if I was ugly or gave a shit about Twitter.

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