Official "Packers -vs- Lions" week 2 game thread

[Harlan Huckleby]

i don't want to read 30 pages of posts, could somebody please summarize this thread in 50 words or less.

[mission]

i don't want to read 30 pages of posts, could somebody please summarize this thread in 50 words or less.

WOW
A ROD FOR MVP
WHO IS BRETT
JENNINGS IS A BEAST - GIVE HIM THE MONEY
HAWK IS A MANIAC
WTF IS GRANT HURT
BJACK SUCKS
WHY DOESNT LUMPKEN GET MORE REPS
OH SHIT WTF
KAMPMAN CO-MVP W/AROD
FIRE MM HE IS SHOTTENHEIMER CONSERVATIVE
IS BIGBY HURT?
NO
SEE IF AROD CAN COME FROM BEHIND
BJACK SUCKS
BJACK IS AWESOME
HELL YA C-WOOD
WTF TWO!!!!!
OMG KITNA SUCKS ASS
AROD FOR PREZ

[Patler]

i don't want to read 30 pages of posts, could somebody please summarize this thread in 50 words or less.

WOW
A ROD FOR MVP
WHO IS BRETT
JENNINGS IS A BEAST - GIVE HIM THE MONEY
HAWK IS A MANIAC
WTF IS GRANT HURT
BJACK SUCKS
WHY DOESNT LUMPKEN GET MORE REPS
OH SHIT WTF
KAMPMAN CO-MVP W/AROD
FIRE MM HE IS SHOTTENHEIMER CONSERVATIVE
IS BIGBY HURT?
NO
SEE IF AROD CAN COME FROM BEHIND
BJACK SUCKS
BJACK IS AWESOME
HELL YA C-WOOD
WTF TWO!!!!!
OMG KITNA SUCKS ASS
AROD FOR PREZ

Good summary, but over 50 words!
Let me try:

Packers score; fans gush with praise.
Lions score; fans panic and criticize.
Packers win; fans gloat!

[mission]

i don't want to read 30 pages of posts, could somebody please summarize this thread in 50 words or less.

WOW
A ROD FOR MVP
WHO IS BRETT
JENNINGS IS A BEAST - GIVE HIM THE MONEY
HAWK IS A MANIAC
WTF IS GRANT HURT
BJACK SUCKS
WHY DOESNT LUMPKEN GET MORE REPS
OH SHIT WTF
KAMPMAN CO-MVP W/AROD
FIRE MM HE IS SHOTTENHEIMER CONSERVATIVE
IS BIGBY HURT?
NO
SEE IF AROD CAN COME FROM BEHIND
BJACK SUCKS
BJACK IS AWESOME
HELL YA C-WOOD
WTF TWO!!!!!
OMG KITNA SUCKS ASS
AROD FOR PREZ

Good summary, but over 50 words!
Let me try:

Packers score; fans gush with praise.
Lions score; fans panic and criticize.
Packers win; fans gloat!

Damn, way more concise!

[Patler]

Those three statements, along with a fourth one "Packers lose, fans despair." can be mixed and matched in various orders and numbers to summarize any game!

[Badgerinmaine]

Good summary, but over 50 words!
Let me try:

Packers score; fans gush with praise.
Lions score; fans panic and criticize.
Packers win; fans gloat!

With a little reworking, this could be a haiku.

[mmmdk]

i don't want to read 30 pages of posts, could somebody please summarize this thread in 50 words or less.

OK!

Packers 48 Lions 25 BUT...

if you swith the Lions numbers (score) then it's:

Lions 52 Packers 48 !!!

Anyway, that pretty much sums up my posts & others too