Jessica Simpson Seen Kissing Nick Lachey

[Bretsky]

One of my friends that knows me well gave me a happy 40th card with a gal with a skimpy top showing off parts of her nice twins. On the inside they asked the question...to see how old I am in age.........what color was the purse.

On the front of the card it was a neon bright green.
When I first opened the card I was dumbfounded and guessed there was no purse

[Scott Campbell]

One of my friends that knows me well gave me a happy 40th card with a gal with a skimpy top showing off parts of her nice twins. On the inside they asked the question...to see how old I am in age.........what color was the purse.

On the front of the card it was a neon bright green.
When I first opened the card I was dumbfounded and guessed there was no purse

70,000 years of genetic engineering can't be reversed with one birthday card.

[Scott Campbell]

It's hard to see her earrings here.

That does it. Lets see how you like it. I'm going to superimpose Brett's head on Harlan's body.

[pbmax]

Her father claims they are way above average. And that's as much as I care to disclose I know about Father Simpson.

No way.

I mean, she's gorgeous, but those mammary glands are average. I'm sure we have better to offer Romo right here in this forum.

[Scott Campbell]

Her father claims they are way above average. And that's as much as I care to disclose I know about Father Simpson.

Hmmmm. Why do I hear banjo pickin, and why is Ned Beatty strapped to that tree?

[pbmax]

Wasn't this a scene from a Star Trek episode?

It's hard to see her earrings here.

That does it. Lets see how you like it. I'm going to superimpose Brett's head on Harlan's body.

[vince]

That nonsense has to stop.

There, now that's more like it.

[Partial]

Boobs guys, its all about the boobs.

[GBRulz]

[Scott Campbell]

I'd like to spread a little bit of that on this cracker.

[SnakeLH2006]

I don't think he would care much about that gossip.

I can think of 2 very good reasons he might care:

Thank god she got on those late night acne infomercials or she couldn't have derailed the Cowgirls last year.