Update on Al Harris

[Tyrone Bigguns]

He's got 2 kids and a life to consider outside football. He needs to shut it down this year if it's a tear.

You my friend are soft.

I'm sure his life insurance and pension will take care of his kids. Try to imagine the pride they will feel knowing that dad died for his team. You can't teach those kind of life lessons. That is commitment!!

Perhaps sometime soon you can feel it firsthand and let us know how your family handles it. Assuming Houdini was right of course.

Ty would gladly die on the field of battle for the Packers. Please let me know i can make the team..since i seem to be devoid of the skills they are looking for: height, power, speed, and general football ability.

Ty doesn't think dying in the front office holds the same type value. But, if you can secure a front office job...he won't shy away from personal risk.

Well, maybe god will allow you the chance. Maybe falling off a ledge at a game while cheering real loud. Best of luck.

We can only hope so. I know God would be thrilled to have me up there playing for the big team. Plus, god knows i bring the best rocks and strippers!

[Tarlam!]

like any complete moron would do.

So, what Ras? Are you suggesting Ty isn't a complete moron??

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?

I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.

^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.

[Zool]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?

I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.

^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.

Ras is the best dry humor guy here Mr Unfunny.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?

Prolly bad for the team as the high level of toxins in Ty would kill the field.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

like any complete moron would do.

So, what Ras? Are you suggesting Ty isn't a complete moron??

Yeah, i'm pissed. Who is he to say i'm an incomplete moron.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?

I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.

^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.

Ras is the best dry humor guy here Mr Unfunny.

Then he is resting on his laurels or not using that humor..as these recent posts don't display much.

[Rastak]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?

I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.

^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.

Ok, here's the straight shit. Joking about people's health ain't funny, ever. There are plenty of things to joke about, this ain't one.

I hope you find out the hard way just how unfunny the subject is.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?

I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.

^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.

Ok, here's the straight shit. Joking about people's health ain't funny, ever. There are plenty of things to joke about, this ain't one.

I hope you find out the hard way just how unfunny the subject is.

That is your opinion. I dont' remember when you were appointed arbiter of what is funny in this forum or the States. If have been, i humbly apologize.

Your opinion isn't mine. Al isn't in the hospital, he isn't near death's door. If he was..i would't be saying a thing.

Death is indeed a funny subject. Many people have made jokes about it. Are you that fucking ridiculous. From Winston Churchill joking about taking poison to escape a life with a certain woman, to Richard Pryor, to Steve Jobs joking about his health, etc.

If you don't find something funny, it isn't your job to try and attack my posts..though you are welcome to do so..free country...but, you can just let them stand and let the thread die.

[Rastak]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?

I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.

^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.

Ok, here's the straight shit. Joking about people's health ain't funny, ever. There are plenty of things to joke about, this ain't one.

I hope you find out the hard way just how unfunny the subject is.

That is your opinion. I dont' remember when you were appointed arbiter of what is funny in this forum or the States. If have been, i humbly apologize.

Your opinion isn't mine. Al isn't in the hospital, he isn't near death's door. If he was..i would't be saying a thing.

Death is indeed a funny subject. Many people have made jokes about it. Are you that fucking ridiculous. From Winston Churchill joking about taking poison to escape a life with a certain woman, to Richard Pryor, to Steve Jobs joking about his health, etc.

If you don't find something funny, it isn't your job to try and attack my posts..though you are welcome to do so..free country...but, you can just let them stand and let the thread die.

Ok, so you now forget your brilliant cancer jokes with Udeze? The hell you don't do the same thing when life is on the line. The shit isn't funny, ok? I'm glad Al Harris isn't at deaths door. Put him out there in the wrong situation and he could be.


Look, there are many things to joke and kid about, this isn't funny. If Al Harris is at risk he shouldn't be out there.


One last thing, when I read something funny on this site, and there are many great jokes and funny assed subtle humor, I laugh. When people read that a player has life insurance and should take one for the team, do you honestly think the majority (or even minority) posters laughed and said that it was a really good one?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Maybe if you lay down on the field, they will run you over with the lawn mower. Will that do it for you?

I think he's full of shit and isn't going to go through with it. He talks a big game, wishing other people death but he's a coward and wouldn't really take one for the team, like any complete moron would do.

^^^^

Example of a guy with little or no sense of humor.

Ok, here's the straight shit. Joking about people's health ain't funny, ever. There are plenty of things to joke about, this ain't one.

I hope you find out the hard way just how unfunny the subject is.

That is your opinion. I dont' remember when you were appointed arbiter of what is funny in this forum or the States. If have been, i humbly apologize.

Your opinion isn't mine. Al isn't in the hospital, he isn't near death's door. If he was..i would't be saying a thing.

Death is indeed a funny subject. Many people have made jokes about it. Are you that fucking ridiculous. From Winston Churchill joking about taking poison to escape a life with a certain woman, to Richard Pryor, to Steve Jobs joking about his health, etc.

If you don't find something funny, it isn't your job to try and attack my posts..though you are welcome to do so..free country...but, you can just let them stand and let the thread die.

Ok, so you now forget your brilliant cancer jokes with Udeze? The hell you don't do the same thing when life is on the line. The shit isn't funny, ok? I'm glad Al Harris isn't at deaths door. Put him out there in the wrong situation and he could be.


Look, there are many things to joke and kid about, this isn't funny. If Al Harris is at risk he shouldn't be out there.


One last thing, when I read something funny on this site, and there are many great jokes and funny assed subtle humor, I laugh. When people read that a player has life insurance and should take one for the team, do you honestly think the majority (or even minority) posters laughed and said that it was a really good one?

Again, if you don't like the jokes..to bad. Udeze..remind me again...when did he die? Don't hurt yourself getting off your high horse.

If this is a personal subject and you dislike it..then don't read it, dont' respond...funny, how you then make the same type of jokes towards me...you dont' lead by example...nor do you see me getting upset..not at you nor MJ suggesting i get chopped up.

Funny, i don't see you chastising her.

Al: No doctor is going to clear him..and if they do..then he is free to play. that is HIS choice. Just like it was TO's when he was with the Eagles.

Insurance: I dont' know, nor do i care. But, for sure, none of those laughing or non laughing asked you to step in and make decisions about what we could post.

[Rastak]

No problem, I've made my point.

Karma dude. Someday.


edit: Zig was suggesting a way for you to follow your own really funny advice.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

No problem, I've made my point.

Karma dude. Someday.

Point: Same as you tried last time...to no avail. You should learn the serenity prayer.

So, you are wishing ill upon me. Nice.

Or are you suggesting that when i get ill someone might make a joke...ooh, how terrible. Perhaps, you might have my position if you've gone thru some of the things i have...I have been ill and having jokes about it made me laugh and got me thru the tough times.

[Rastak]

Wishing ill on you? Nah, it will happen on it's own I guess..it does to us all in time. 100% of us. It's just a matter of when.


Ok, enough of the Ty vs Rastak debate.




If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.


Let's hear the best Al Harris dies on the field joke. Who can top Ty?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

For Al i wish he would die...intercepting a Brett Favre pass in the superbowl and collapsing in the end zone...sealing our victory.

Just imaging John Facienda narrating that gives me goose bumps.