Update on Al Harris

[mraynrand]

Didnt you donate a kidney to save your wife, Ray? Some Rat did. More than I'd do, but, I am not on speaking terms with my soon-to-be ex-wife.

I didn't donate my kidney - at least to my knowledge. I did donate a pint 'o blood last weekend. Premie donor, right here!

[MadtownPacker]

Damn I hope Al don't read this forum.

[Zool]

Damn I hope Al don't read this forum.

No shit. Its like show and tell at the brain damage factory tonight.

[GrnBay007]

I am asking if anyone can top your joke?

Larry LaPrise passed away. You know, the guy that wrote `Hokey Pokey'. Everything was going well and as planned at the funeral home until they tried to put his right foot in the casket.

[mraynrand]

Damn I hope Al don't read this forum.

No shit. Its like show and tell at the brain damage factory tonight.

I have a brain I can donate for transplant, if anyone has a body without a saggy butt.

[Zool]

Damn I hope Al don't read this forum.

No shit. Its like show and tell at the brain damage factory tonight.

I have a brain I can donate for transplant, if anyone has a body without a saggy butt.

My ass is still riding pretty high, but I have no use for a brain. I dont use the one I have.

[Tarlam!]

...to be driven out of the forum by Tarlam and the other Guardian Angels.

With all due respect, nobody drives anybody out around here.

I will make use of my poster rights to state if I am irked. So will you. So, sod off!

[Fosco33]

You guys fight like brothers... classic.

On a lighter note:

A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"

"I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"

"About two minutes ago," came the reply.

[Rastak]

...to be driven out of the forum by Tarlam and the other Guardian Angels.

With all due respect, nobody drives anybody out around here.

I will make use of my poster rights to state if I am irked. So will you. So, sod off!

What he said.


Whatever sod off means....

Probably an Aussie thing.

[mraynrand]

Damn I hope Al don't read this forum.

I think he should, since laughter is best for the spleen:


"If you desire the spleen, and will laugh yourself into stitches, follow me."

I think that's from Twelveth (how the hell do you spell 12th?) Night or Cymbeline. WTF?

[mraynrand]

...to be driven out of the forum by Tarlam and the other Guardian Angels.

With all due respect, nobody drives anybody out around here.

I will make use of my poster rights to state if I am irked. So will you. So, sod off!

What he said.


Whatever sod off means....

Probably an Assuie thing.

Maybe a Saggy Assie thing

[Harlan Huckleby]

With all due respect, nobody drives anybody out around here.

ya, but not for want of trying. You stated how people had PMed you about strategies for pushing Tyrone out of the forum.

I think some of the arguing gets way too personalized and nasty. Just because you think you have the moral high ground, as you and Rastak both assumed in this little tiff, that doesn't justify tearing into somebody.

ahhhh, never mind. boys will be boys.

[Rastak]

With all due respect, nobody drives anybody out around here.

ya, but not for want of trying. You stated how people had PMed you about strategies for pushing Tyrone out of the forum.

I think some of the arguing gets way too personalized and nasty. Just because you think you have the moral high ground, as you and Rastak both assumed in this little tiff, that doesn't justify tearing into somebody.

ahhhh, never mind. boys will be boys.

Tar was an innocent bystander. What one posts in this medium, is no different than others. It lends a keen insight into the real person. Why post something here you wouldn't say directly to someone?

[Harlan Huckleby]

It lends a keen insight into the real person.

ya, but i don't think your insight into the insight was so keen. Tyrone didn't say anything awful or mean. It got you upset, and you used your own emotions as the measure of good/evil. I think you & Tar WAY overreacted.

[Tarlam!]

Why post something here you wouldn't say directly to someone?

And here closeth the sermin.

IMHO, this is THE most intelligent thing ever posted on this forum. EVER!