Snake's Statistical Guaran-Damn-Tees to a win over the Bucs.

[SnakeLH2006]

Friendly fun topic here...so here goes.

What is one thing that if it happens for the Packers, we can almost guarantee to win this game versus the Bucs. I normally do keys to the game, but there are too many damn variables so I thought I'd 1-up it a bit.

Post your own or critique, but understand that this is serious only posts that IF HAPPEN will give us a win without being too outlandish (credibile posts please, so please no Griese's 4 picks or Rodgers 3 fumbles):

1) If Tampa Bay is held under 65 yards rushing we win.
2) If Arod throw 4 TD's we win.
3) If Grant rushes for 100 yards with at least 1 TD we win.

Name your own, but try to keep them reasonable. If any of these 3 happen, I doubt we'd lose. Not all 3 have to happen, just 1.

Post away and GO PACK!!!

[mraynrand]

Re: Snake's Statistical Guaran-Damn-Tees to a win over the B

2) If Arod throw 4 TD's we win.

That's outlandish. If Arod throws for 4 TDs and the Packers lose, I'll eat my computer.

[Fritz]

If the Packers hold the Bucs to less than 85 yards rushing, I believe the Pack will win.

[ThunderDan]

If the Packers are +2 or better in the turnover ratio we win.

[Fritz]

If Mike McCarthy had hot sex with his wife Friday, last night or this morning, the Packers win.

[GrnBay007]

If Mike McCarthy had hot sex with his wife Friday, last night or this morning, the Packers win.

If TT had
........oh never mind. :P

[The Shadow]

If the Packers score at least one more point than the Bucs, I guarantee we win.

[KYPack]

If Mike McCarthy had hot sex with his wife Friday, last night or this morning, the Packers win.

If TT had
........oh never mind. :P

C'mon 00, say it, baby.

[pbmax]

Re: Snake's Statistical Guaran-Damn-Tees to a win over the B

2) If Arod throw 4 TD's we win.

That's outlandish. If Arod throws for 4 TDs and the Packers lose, I'll eat my computer.

Post video or it doesn't happen!

[bobblehead]

If blackman scores a TD we win.

[RashanGary]

If Rodgers completes 70% of his passes we win.

[BZnDallas]

If the Packers score at least one more point than the Bucs, I guarantee we win.

damn you shadow!!... i was going to post that one... good call though, i agree with you 100%... GO PACK GO!!

[PlantPage55]

If the Packers score at least one more point than the Bucs, I guarantee we win.

damn you shadow!!... i was going to post that one... good call though, i agree with you 100%... GO PACK GO!!

I disagree with both of you. I think you underestimate Tampa Bay's ability to get the win even when outscored.

[Kyle.McCarroll]

If Brian Griese throws 3 picks, we win.

OH WAIT....

[Fosco33]

Packers:
8 1st downs
31% on 3rd down
Less than 200 yards total offense (3.4/play; 28 yards rushing for 1.6 average)
4 turnovers
23 minutes of Offense

Bucs:
20 1st downs
36% on 3rd down
327 yards of offense (4.6/play; 4.3 yrds/rush)
3 turnovers
36 minutes of Offense


Lost all key stats.

Lost the game.

Need to drink heavily and forget this one quicker than a DB that got burned.