Brian Calhoun and Matt (The Hebrew Hammer) Bernstien

[CaptainKickass]

One of the many versions:

While not technically an incident that took place in a bathroom, one of the most famous excretory mishaps is worthy of much note. In 2002, Green Bay Packers running back Najeh Davenport, for reasons unbeknownst to anyone, snuck into a woman's dorm room at the University of Miami and defecated in her closet. The woman said she had never met Davenport and was as dumbfounded as anyone. Davenport ultimately pleaded guilty to the charges and was sentenced to community service.

To this day, Davenport denies the charges and claims innocence. "Where's the evidence? Where's the manure?'' Davenport said. "I know I didn't do it—I just wanted to get it over with." The prosecutor in the case noted that "charges would have not been filed if there were no evidence," though he admitted that the excrement was not preserved because poo cannot not yield DNA samples and therefore would have been "useless." Davenport's exploits have been immortalized at (where else?) hampershitter.com.

[CaptainKickass]

And check this out - the chick's last name is McCarthy - destiny?, Karma?, Coincidence? - You decide!

From ESPN.com
Monday, July 8
Updated: July 29, 1:00 PM ET

Davenport arrested on burglary charge

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Associated Press


MIAMI -- Green Bay Packers fullback Najeh Davenport was arrested Monday, accused of breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in a woman's closet.


Davenport, 23, surrendered to police Monday and was charged with a second-degree felony count of burglary and a misdemeanor count of criminal mischief, said Richard Master, a Miami Shores police spokesman.


The former University of Miami player was wanted on a warrant issued in April. He was released Monday from a Miami-Dade County jail after posting a $6,500 bond. If convicted, he could be sentenced to up to 15 years in prison.


"This whole thing is a misunderstanding. Najeh had nothing to do with the situation,'' said Richard Sharpstein, Davenport's attorney.


According to police, Davenport crept into a dorm room at Barry University around 6 a.m. on April 1. A woman sleeping in the room, Mary McCarthy, told police she was startled by a strange sound and saw Davenport squatting in her closet. Davenport then allegedly defecated in a laundry basket, McCarthy told detectives.


McCarthy told police she didn't know Davenport. Campus security identified the football player from a picture in the University of Miami yearbook.


Sharpstein said he was confident authorities would drop the charges against his client.


The 6-foot-2, 248-pound Davenport was selected by the Packers in the fourth round of the NFL draft.

[PackerPro42]

I sure hope calhoun can put up big numbers in the NFL just because he is from WIsconsin. Plus I really liked him when he played for hte badgers.

[KYPack]

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Yes he did, hence his alias as Da Crapper.

I'm pretty sure it was actually an Ex Girlfriend he left his happy log for.

He was torn between what he did, and a Hallmark card.

After the whole deal was done, his lawyer made the immortal statement the Najeh "wanted to leave this all behind him"!

Breakin' up is hard to do.

[Zool]

I laugh about Poopy McCloset every time I hear that story. I have to wonder if she had shoes or something on the floor of the closet.

Did he give her the Poo Shoe? If so, did she actually try the shoe on before realizing what the smell was in the closet?

Had Najeh eaten Mexican or Indian food a few hours previous?

I wish I knew the man. These are questions that need answers.

[Pack0514]

As far as Bernstein goes, I was hoping that the Packers would draft him...... Shows how much I know. I am rooting for the guy. Anyone remember that game versus Penn State a couple years ago. He ran wild. He was hurtling would be tacklers left and right.