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    I won the Gangbang Zool's Mom Award

    And all I got was this dirty scabie filled T-shirt.

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    This weeks C and B awards:

    Balls: The defensive backfield. Despite injuries and a couple more fucked up PI calls this week, 3 INTs, Woodson's batted down pass, and a TD give them giant hairy balls.

    Cock: Ryan Grant. If this was Grant's first week going at 100%, maybe he should go back to playing at 75%. Hell, if he cranks it down to 25%, maybe he'll make the Pro Bowl. He looked slow, lacked vision, and displayed an amazing ability to make no cuts whatsoever and instead chose to crash into the backs of his own blockers. What a cock.

    This week's special Pussy award goes to Donald Lee, who gave up and was pulled from the game in the second half after jogging out the rest of his route, leading to another incompletion. Strap one on Donald and stop acting like a little bitch.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
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    • #3
      There's a lot of bad words in here...
      Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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      • #4
        What do you mean? Balls are objects used in certain sporting competitions.

        Isn't a cock like a rooster or somthing?
        I can't run no more with that lawless crowd
        While the killers in high places say their prayers out loud
        But they've summoned, they've summoned up a thundercloud
        They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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        • #5
          Grant looks terrible. I know the OL isn't playing great, but he can't make anyone miss, breaks no tackles, and is missing holes. I'd be inclined to go with Brandon Jackson until Grant gets his act together. Jackson might at least be able to turn some of those 1 yard runs into 3+ yard runs by breaking a tackle now and then.
          I can't run no more with that lawless crowd
          While the killers in high places say their prayers out loud
          But they've summoned, they've summoned up a thundercloud
          They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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          • #6
            He may be "100 percent" according to MM or whoever declared him that, but if he's been limited in the off-season by his contract, and then in TC and first few games by the hammy, then he's not in good enough game shape and is not in sync. Perhaps he's still not as healthy as he needs to be yet, but moreover, perhaps he's just out of sync training/timing wise.

            It was a sucky off-season development. I really hope the dude can get back to the ballin' he was doing last year.
            "Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." -Daniel Patrick Moynihan

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            • #7
              An additional Pussy of the Week award has been announced. Whichever moderator doesn't think cock and balls is PG.


              Your trophy will be delivered after being hand crafted by her mouth.
              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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              • #8
                [quote="SkinBasket"]An additional Pussy of the Week award has been announced. Whichever moderator doesn't think cock and balls is PG.


                Seconded. I know it's been some years since we left JSO. But when we left, we wanted to be able to say "cock and balls" anytime we felt like it. Even "cunt", if we felt like it. Though, we never would.

                Skin is right.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SkinBasket
                  An additional Pussy of the Week award has been announced. Whichever moderator doesn't think cock and balls is PG.


                  Your trophy will be delivered after being hand crafted by her mouth.
                  That's the best trophy celebration EVER!
                  "Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." -Daniel Patrick Moynihan

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                  • #10
                    Since no one's owning up to moving this, I'm going to assume it's that coward of a dirty fucking cunt retail.

                    You better get to work on the rest of the Packers area you stupid shitheap: There's 1800+ matches for "shit," 528 matches for the word "fuck," 6 matches for "cunt," 50 for "cock" and another 971 for "balls."

                    Go on, purge the forum you nutless queers. Unless there was another reason this thread was moved after it was censored... oops I mean, "retitled."

                    Nice fucking forum Madtown. Nice fucking forum. I guess humor and PG rated language was the next to go after sarcasm. You motherfuckers are working real hard to make this place the spitting fucking image of the christian encourager. No sarcasm this time.
                    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                    • #11
                      Fuck fuck motherfucking fuck. Cunt and bitch. Anal.
                      C.H.U.D.

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                      • #12
                        Dude 1: Anals not a bad word

                        Dude 2: Tell that to my wife
                        Originally posted by 3irty1
                        This is museum quality stupidity.

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                        • #13
                          I'm sad to report, Ryan Grant is indeed a giant cock. I can't figure out what happened to him. The line didn't block that much better last year. Where are the instincts he displayed so well last year?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                            I'm sad to report, Ryan Grant is indeed a giant cock. I can't figure out what happened to him. The line didn't block that much better last year. Where are the instincts he displayed so well last year?
                            THat is the same question Ty asked of Willard Harrell.

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                            • #15
                              What personal or threatening information was in this thread that caused it to get moved / edited ?

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