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Alright cocksmokers, time to nuzzle up to the tubesteak and take a nice long draw on the erection of football knowledge previously known as the cock and balls awards. Now that you've given the secret knock and answered the security question correctly, we can dispense with our anti over zealous asshole moderator avoidance measures and speak the way everyone else in this fucking forum does.
Cock: Cullen Jenkins. For breaking his arm in half and leaving us with KGB and Mike Montgomery, who I was recently surprised to learn is actually still on the team, to hold the corner. Way to let down the team asswipe.
Balls: Aaron Rodgers. He hurts, but you wouldn't know it. Well at least until he grabs his arm and grimaces like a high school girl who just got punched in the arm by her boyfriend after telling him she's with child. Other than the girly grab, another solid game despite several other facets of the team failing around him - namely every goddamn offensive lineman on the roster. A-rod may have the face of a young butt pirate, but his balls are big and round and full of the essence of manhood.
This week's Special Vas Deferens Award goes to Ryan Grant, who showed a great measure of improvement from last week.
Cock: Cullen Jenkins. For breaking his arm in half and leaving us with KGB and Mike Montgomery, who I was recently surprised to learn is actually still on the team, to hold the corner. Way to let down the team asswipe.
Balls: Aaron Rodgers. He hurts, but you wouldn't know it. Well at least until he grabs his arm and grimaces like a high school girl who just got punched in the arm by her boyfriend after telling him she's with child. Other than the girly grab, another solid game despite several other facets of the team failing around him - namely every goddamn offensive lineman on the roster. A-rod may have the face of a young butt pirate, but his balls are big and round and full of the essence of manhood.
This week's Special Vas Deferens Award goes to Ryan Grant, who showed a great measure of improvement from last week.
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