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The use of the terms "cock" and "balls" to represent "puppies" and "sunshine" is purely random and coincidental, and any relation to any real person and or events is not intended.
Cock: Whoever dresses Charles Woodson. Give the man some decent cleats for Christ's sake. Falling down twice a week because his feet go out from under him isn't going to improve our defense.
Balls: Nick Collins again played solid football despite having a revolving door at the other safety position. He's starting to look comfortable with the size of his balls and seems to playing instinctively instead of thinking about where he's supposed to be every play.
Dildo Commendation: Brady Poppinga continues to run around "in space" without knowing where he's going or what he's supposed to be doing. It's time to strap one on and stick it in the opposing offense instead of running in circles and committing sack canceling penalties.
The use of the terms "cock" and "balls" to represent "puppies" and "sunshine" is purely random and coincidental, and any relation to any real person and or events is not intended.
Cock: Whoever dresses Charles Woodson. Give the man some decent cleats for Christ's sake. Falling down twice a week because his feet go out from under him isn't going to improve our defense.
Balls: Nick Collins again played solid football despite having a revolving door at the other safety position. He's starting to look comfortable with the size of his balls and seems to playing instinctively instead of thinking about where he's supposed to be every play.
Dildo Commendation: Brady Poppinga continues to run around "in space" without knowing where he's going or what he's supposed to be doing. It's time to strap one on and stick it in the opposing offense instead of running in circles and committing sack canceling penalties.

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