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Lou "The Toe" Groza
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Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow. -
Ickey Woods"I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael FinleyComment
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Turnoversaurus Wrecks
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Fred "The Hammer" Williamson
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Matt "The Hebrew Hammer" Bernstein
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Crazy Legs Hirsch
The StorkI can't run no more
With that lawless crowd
While the killers in high places
Say their prayers out loud
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
A thundercloud
They're going to hear from me - Leonard CohenComment
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Noone's been bestowed with more colorful nicknames than this guy.
Quarter(got)back
Hefty Lefty
The Pillsbury Throwboy
The Abominable Throwman
J.Load
Round Mound of Touchdown
BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)
Battleship Lorenzen
Butterball
Lord Of The Ring-Dings
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Billy "White Shoes" Johnson
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"Buckets" Goldenberg
John "Blood" McNally"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - WoodbuckComment
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the snakeThey said God has a Tim Tebow complex!
Brew Crew in 2011!!!Comment
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Ok - but you asked for it.
Some of these I got from this forum, some have been around my circle of friends as long as I can remember. But off the top of my head, here some funny shit.
People -
Atari Bigby = 2600!!
Ryan Pickett = Pickett Fence
Aaron Rodgers = Air'n Rodgers or Err'n Rodgers if he's doing bad
All Harris = Al Harrissment
Brett Favre = Grandfavrer, tell me a story....
Grady Jackson = Gravy Jackson
Marion Barber = MaryAnn Barber
Randy Moss = Mandy Ross
Ryan Plackermeier = Ryan Puntermeier
Matt Hasselbeck = Hasselhoff .... which we all know is only referred to as "The Hoff".
Teams -
Jets = Jerks
Bengals = Bungles or Been-Gals
Pittsburgh Steelers = Shitsburg Squealers
Colts = Cunts
Titans = Titties (they do have "tit" in the name)
Dolphins = The Fish
Patriots = Gaytriots
Broncos = Brown Cows
Chiefs = Chefs (Not goin' anywhere for a while? - go look up the snickers commercial dammit!)
Oakland Raiders = Jokeland Gayders
Chargers = Chagrins (no idea how that one came about)
Seahawks = Chickenhawks
Lions = loins
Vikings = Bi-Queens
Panthers = Panties
New Orleans Saints = New Orleans Sinners
Cowboys = Cowgirls
Giants = Gnats
San Francisco 49ers = San Francisco 69ers
And my favorite nickname for any NFL taem of all time:
Tampa Bay Buccaneers = Tampon Gay Fuckin' Queers.
There's more - but I can't remember them all right now.
"Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopherComment
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David D. "Deacon" Jones
Dick "Night Train" Lane
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"Spider" Lockhart may be my all-time favorite.
Others would include "Slingin' Sammy" Baugh, "Dandy Don" Meredith and Flozell "The Hotel" Adams. Walter Payton as Sweetness worked, too.
And you can't forget Paul "The Golden Boy" Hornung here!!Teamwork is what the Green Bay Packers were all about. They didn't do it for individual glory. They did it because they loved one another.
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"Great gooogily moogily!"Originally posted by CaptainKickass
SD has been called the Bolts for years, and New England the Pats (or the Patsies) likewise.Teamwork is what the Green Bay Packers were all about. They didn't do it for individual glory. They did it because they loved one another.
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Another all-time favorite of mine: the old Browns' kick returner Gerald "The Ice Cube" McNeil--because he was so small and so slippery. The Browns also used to have "Touchdown Tommy" Vardell.
And nobody's mentioned The Majik Man yet?Teamwork is what the Green Bay Packers were all about. They didn't do it for individual glory. They did it because they loved one another.
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