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    Hi Folks!

    Long time no see. Old Clefty was in a coma for three weeks, but now that the diabetes is under control once more, and with a steady blood glucose level due to the miracle of Miglitol, I'm ready to handle the angry questions of the Packer faithful. FIRE McCARTHY!!! FIRE THOMPSON, FIRE CAMPEN!!!, FIRE SHERMAN!!! Clefty is here to handle all you intelligent and insightful questions and comments. I may be a bit slow as I have to finish watching on Tivo. Clefty was picking out his headstone earlier today and couldn't watch the entire game yet. Plan Ahead! That is the Cleft Crusty way. Fire away with your questions!

  • #2
    Why in the heck does McCarthy play so conservative at the end of the game? And why did he challenge the Adrian Peterson TD?

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    • #3
      What narcotics does Cleft suggest the rats use to take away the pain?
      "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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      • #4
        Cleft, was that you playing left tackle for the Packers today?
        I can't run no more
        With that lawless crowd
        While the killers in high places
        Say their prayers out loud
        But they've summoned, they've summoned up
        A thundercloud
        They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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        • #5
          Does it surprise you that while everyone expected the quarterback play to be a little iffy this season, it turned out to be the O-line instead?
          "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BallHawk
            What narcotics does Cleft suggest the rats use to take away the pain?
            I think you have to go with codeine - any respectable Packer fan would.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Brando19
              And why did he challenge the Adrian Peterson TD?
              Desperate men do desperate things.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Cleft Crusty
                Originally posted by BallHawk
                What narcotics does Cleft suggest the rats use to take away the pain?
                I think you have to go with codeine - any respectable Packer fan would.
                BallHawk admires your wit.
                "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MJZiggy
                  Does it surprise you that while everyone expected the quarterback play to be a little iffy this season, it turned out to be the O-line instead?
                  It's been a little of both. Rodgers was responsible for some of the sacks because of lack of blitz recognition. Clifton whiffing on blocks is inexcusable.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Joemailman
                    Cleft, was that you playing left tackle for the Packers today?
                    I have troubles, but I can still stay on my feet. And I play a hell of a mean game of pick up basket ball. I beat the crap out of recreational players and I don't care. I play to win. Did I mention that I can bench press 275?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cleft Crusty
                      Originally posted by Joemailman
                      Cleft, was that you playing left tackle for the Packers today?
                      I have troubles, but I can still stay on my feet. And I play a hell of a mean game of pick up basket ball. I beat the crap out of recreational players and I don't care. I play to win. Did I mention that I can bench press 275?
                      So that means you were playing center?
                      "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cleft Crusty
                        Originally posted by Joemailman
                        Cleft, was that you playing left tackle for the Packers today?
                        I have troubles, but I can still stay on my feet. And I play a hell of a mean game of pick up basket ball. I beat the crap out of recreational players and I don't care. I play to win. Did I mention that I can bench press 275?
                        Are you Grady Jackson?

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                        • #13
                          1) In what order would you have the coaches and players line up for the floggings deserved for this crappy effort?

                          2) Do you still believe McCarthy's line, "We will watch the film and get it fixed" ??

                          3) Shouldn't everyone be happy a better run stopping MLB will be in the line up next week??

                          4) Why are the linebackers the most overpaid players on the roster??

                          5) Will you be cheering for Brett Favre in the playoffs??

                          6) Is going to prison as a murdering pedophile more embarassing than losing to the lowly purple slime or not?

                          7) Have any old "The Pack will be Back" bumper stickers??

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by CaliforniaCheez
                            1) In what order would you have the coaches and players line up for the floggings deserved for this crappy effort?

                            2) Do you still believe McCarthy's line, "We will watch the film and get it fixed" ??

                            3) Shouldn't everyone be happy a better run stopping MLB will be in the line up next week??

                            4) Why are the linebackers the most overpaid players on the roster??

                            5) Will you be cheering for Brett Favre in the playoffs??

                            6) Is going to prison as a murdering pedophile more embarassing than losing to the lowly purple slime or not?

                            7) Have any old "The Pack will be Back" bumper stickers??
                            1) Anyone associated with the offense. O-line coach, running back coach, QB coach, and every player on awfense. The Packer offense is not supposed to look like the Badgers. The Minnesota Gophers looked better against Michigan at the humptydome yesterday.

                            2) Never listen to Coachspeak. It is worthless. Judge coaches by W/L record - that's it.

                            3) Barnett has weakness, but you have to be joking.

                            4) Are the LBs overpaid?

                            5) I don't cheer for anyone. I just report. I don't enjoy any aspect of the game at all. I am a dispassionate, objective, analyst. In fact, I despise the game and the fact that I even have to watch it. It is a hateful job.

                            6) You need a reality check.

                            7) I am not fan

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by CaliforniaCheez

                              3) Shouldn't everyone be happy a better run stopping MLB will be in the line up next week??
                              You did see what happened on the very first snap after Barnett got injured, right? Or the first time the Vikings special teams returned a kick following the injury? Bishop may be a hitter, but he's got a ways to go before he'll be a solid MLB.

                              Speaking of this, has anyone heard any updates to Barnett's status? Will he be able to practice this week?
                              Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow

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