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Balls: The defensive backs minus Atari Bigby, who managed to completely destroy any confidence I had built in him that he will ever be anything other than a slow plodding dope with dreads with a reputation much larger than the reality. But enough about one of the cocks. Woodson, Collins, and Williams continued their feeding frenzy, this week on the hapless old codger named Gus, who has no business throwing the ball more than 6 yards down field. Even Harris managed not to fuck up more than once. Big ol' balls all around. So many balls it makes one wonder how we could lose this game...
Cocks: Everyone else. Everyone. coaches, players, equipment managers, Aaron Rodger's slow moving brain, the officiating, and all the Vikings except Adrian Peterson and his goofy ass crack baby eyes. Speaking of which, is taking your helmet off on the field of play not a 15 yard penalty anymore? Or are you exempt if you're wearing a fucking condom on your head? Anyway. Massive system-wide critical cock failure. There was so much tube steak in the Metrodome, you would have thought someone had rounded up all the homosexuals in Minnesota for the Queer convention.
Special Sauce Award: Nick Barnett for being such a pussy. The Viking who had his leg torn in two did less flopping around than he did. Magically, he looked much improved on the sideline.
Balls: The defensive backs minus Atari Bigby, who managed to completely destroy any confidence I had built in him that he will ever be anything other than a slow plodding dope with dreads with a reputation much larger than the reality. But enough about one of the cocks. Woodson, Collins, and Williams continued their feeding frenzy, this week on the hapless old codger named Gus, who has no business throwing the ball more than 6 yards down field. Even Harris managed not to fuck up more than once. Big ol' balls all around. So many balls it makes one wonder how we could lose this game...
Cocks: Everyone else. Everyone. coaches, players, equipment managers, Aaron Rodger's slow moving brain, the officiating, and all the Vikings except Adrian Peterson and his goofy ass crack baby eyes. Speaking of which, is taking your helmet off on the field of play not a 15 yard penalty anymore? Or are you exempt if you're wearing a fucking condom on your head? Anyway. Massive system-wide critical cock failure. There was so much tube steak in the Metrodome, you would have thought someone had rounded up all the homosexuals in Minnesota for the Queer convention.
Special Sauce Award: Nick Barnett for being such a pussy. The Viking who had his leg torn in two did less flopping around than he did. Magically, he looked much improved on the sideline.
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