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Lynch was already gone. Thompson has publicly stated that he'd have taken Lynch over Harrell as well, but Lynch was nabbed before Green Bay had been put on the clock. Tough break. But I don't think, even without the benefit of hindsight, there are a whole lot of people who would have taken Harrell if Lynch was still on the board.Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow
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I was watching college football all year that year...praying and pissed we couldn't draft Lynch. I'd still take him on though as Patler said, you are a product of the environment to a point. Lynch might be all right in GB.Originally posted by Charles Woodsonhmm, well i would still take lynch, over harrell
Although, to report, I do have several close college type UWGB buddies in the know that can party, that say Barnett is a pretty cool guy and not a problem when it comes to the law. Although... I have it on good rapport from club buds that he LOVES to take home the 250 lb. fatties from the clubs from what I hear. Jail no, PR Hall of Shame....I would only hope....
Snake's Twitter comments would be LEGENDARY.........if I was ugly or gave a shit about Twitter.
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Mad, you may have just found the solution for America's crime problem: move all felons to rural areas in states like Montana and Wyoming and North Dakota, and put them on local sports teams.Originally posted by MadtownPackerI like how everyone thinks the Packers dont draft any fuckups. Put lynch in GB and chances lessen he will have to carry a gat and get busted. Might even get off with a warning for being a Packer. Put Barnett in New York and he would likely be finishing up a 1 year suspension."The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."
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So he likes his women to look like the female equivalent of Gilbert Brown...hmmm.Originally posted by SnakeLH2006I was watching college football all year that year...praying and pissed we couldn't draft Lynch. I'd still take him on though as Patler said, you are a product of the environment to a point. Lynch might be all right in GB.Originally posted by Charles Woodsonhmm, well i would still take lynch, over harrell
Although, to report, I do have several close college type UWGB buddies in the know that can party, that say Barnett is a pretty cool guy and not a problem when it comes to the law. Although... I have it on good rapport from club buds that he LOVES to take home the 250 lb. fatties from the clubs from what I hear. Jail no, PR Hall of Shame....I would only hope....
"The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."
KYPack
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He sadi 250, not 350 Fritz.Originally posted by FritzSo he likes his women to look like the female equivalent of Gilbert Brown...hmmm.Originally posted by SnakeLH2006I was watching college football all year that year...praying and pissed we couldn't draft Lynch. I'd still take him on though as Patler said, you are a product of the environment to a point. Lynch might be all right in GB.Originally posted by Charles Woodsonhmm, well i would still take lynch, over harrell
Although, to report, I do have several close college type UWGB buddies in the know that can party, that say Barnett is a pretty cool guy and not a problem when it comes to the law. Although... I have it on good rapport from club buds that he LOVES to take home the 250 lb. fatties from the clubs from what I hear. Jail no, PR Hall of Shame....I would only hope....

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Otherwise known as full-blown Slumpbusters. Afterall, he was at a less than desirable skank tank in the outskirts of Green Bay. Maybe he wanted to put up 4 sacks the next game. He wasn't going to find Jessica Alba hoppin' around in there. Anyone ever been to that place? It makes Cheek's from the movie Wrestler look like Spearmint Rhino.Originally posted by FritzSo he likes his women to look like the female equivalent of Gilbert Brown...hmmm.Originally posted by SnakeLH2006I was watching college football all year that year...praying and pissed we couldn't draft Lynch. I'd still take him on though as Patler said, you are a product of the environment to a point. Lynch might be all right in GB.Originally posted by Charles Woodsonhmm, well i would still take lynch, over harrell
Although, to report, I do have several close college type UWGB buddies in the know that can party, that say Barnett is a pretty cool guy and not a problem when it comes to the law. Although... I have it on good rapport from club buds that he LOVES to take home the 250 lb. fatties from the clubs from what I hear. Jail no, PR Hall of Shame....I would only hope....

BTW, Fontana isn't much better. Admittedly, I've been drunk in that city plenty of times...and the pick o' the litter really depends on what type of places you hang out. Example...a Border Brother club with well-known bands and hefty cover charge....and chances are there will be some Barely Legal Tang in there.
But you hang out in uh...well...other than's and you get Fontana'a Finest...But that's pretty much everywhere. So my point is, he was at a skank hole. Per Doug Stanhope:
As much as guys talk about fukkin' ugly people, noone ever brags about being the ugly person. I've been the ugly one a bunch of times, but I've yet to be out with friends and have one say did you see the chick that fukked me last night, what was she thinking?
We've all regretted banging mistakes, and I have been the mistake..we all have. Maybe he was like the Sherminator and wanted to make their dream come true...for one lucky fat chick...targeted for Shermination.
If there was an appropriate time to cue the exhausted flour/fatchick joke, this would probably be the most comparative moment for it.
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Well not necessarily...my good GB bro told me that he did a double take as Nick was double-dating 2 fattie white girls at the same time at one point. And my bro almost coughed up his lunch describing how bad it was.Originally posted by MateoInMexOtherwise known as full-blown Slumpbusters. Afterall, he was at a less than desirable skank tank in the outskirts of Green Bay. Maybe he wanted to put up 4 sacks the next game. He wasn't going to find Jessica Alba hoppin' around in there. Anyone ever been to that place? It makes Cheek's from the movie Wrestler look like Spearmint Rhino.Originally posted by FritzSo he likes his women to look like the female equivalent of Gilbert Brown...hmmm.Originally posted by SnakeLH2006I was watching college football all year that year...praying and pissed we couldn't draft Lynch. I'd still take him on though as Patler said, you are a product of the environment to a point. Lynch might be all right in GB.Originally posted by Charles Woodsonhmm, well i would still take lynch, over harrell
Although, to report, I do have several close college type UWGB buddies in the know that can party, that say Barnett is a pretty cool guy and not a problem when it comes to the law. Although... I have it on good rapport from club buds that he LOVES to take home the 250 lb. fatties from the clubs from what I hear. Jail no, PR Hall of Shame....I would only hope....

BTW, Fontana isn't much better. Admittedly, I've been drunk in that city plenty of times...and the pick o' the litter really depends on what type of places you hang out. Example...a Border Brother club with well-known bands and hefty cover charge....and chances are there will be some Barely Legal Tang in there.
But you hang out in uh...well...other than's and you get Fontana'a Finest...But that's pretty much everywhere. So my point is, he was at a skank hole. Per Doug Stanhope:
As much as guys talk about fukkin' ugly people, noone ever brags about being the ugly person. I've been the ugly one a bunch of times, but I've yet to be out with friends and have one say did you see the chick that fukked me last night, what was she thinking?
We've all regretted banging mistakes, and I have been the mistake..we all have. Maybe he was like the Sherminator and wanted to make their dream come true...for one lucky fat chick...targeted for Shermination.
If there was an appropriate time to cue the exhausted flour/fatchick joke, this would probably be the most comparative moment for it.
He was floored that Nick would not only have to go that low, not once, but twice, as if he was the player manipulating 2 supermodels at the same time...but....When the drama about the club-fight shit started he told me Nick had fatties fighting over him like they were gonna shut off the electricity in their trailer parks. It was that bad.
Everyone makes a mistake (1 night stand) but those who don't learn from those mistakes (date 2 fatties like it's playa type stuff?? huh??) are doomed to repeat those mistakes. Poor Nick...
Too bad he couldn't have hung out with early 90's Brett and Chuey. My brother used to drink with those guys frequently at the Green Knight in De Pere in college and said Brett and Chuey were quite the players. My brother's a doctor now and married a hot ass kindergarten teacher who used to cheerlead for the the Bucks Energee' chearleading squad when he went to the Milwaukee School of Medicine (that turned out well for him). Chuey bangs teeners (but made hottubs popular in GB). Brett married Deanna!!!! No wonder Brett doesn't want to retire.
Snake's Twitter comments would be LEGENDARY.........if I was ugly or gave a shit about Twitter.
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I guess no one has to carry a gun but depending on your surroundings and upbringing sometimes that might seem to be a wise choice. I would agree that a high played NFLer should be able to pay for a professional to watch his back but macho behavior or the need to feel like one of the homeboys is tempting. As for moving folks, if you move enough of them it will only fuck up the place you move them to.Originally posted by LPOriginally posted by MadtownPackerI like how everyone thinks the Packers dont draft any fuckups. Put lynch in GB and chances lessen he will have to carry a gat and get busted. Might even get off with a warning for being a Packer. Put Barnett in New York and he would likely be finishing up a 1 year suspension.
Excuse me? "Have to carry". If the neighborhood is that bad, don't go. If his family is still there, maybe spend some of his signing bonus and move them to a better place. The opportunity to improve the situation is there. He has only to take advantage of it.
There really is no logic for it, just personal reasoning is what Im trying to say.
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What??? Patler said?? I said it first chump!! Does the smart White man always have to get credit??Originally posted by SnakeLH2006I was watching college football all year that year...praying and pissed we couldn't draft Lynch. I'd still take him on though as Patler said, you are a product of the environment to a point. Lynch might be all right in GB.Originally posted by Charles Woodsonhmm, well i would still take lynch, over harrell
Although, to report, I do have several close college type UWGB buddies in the know that can party, that say Barnett is a pretty cool guy and not a problem when it comes to the law. Although... I have it on good rapport from club buds that he LOVES to take home the 250 lb. fatties from the clubs from what I hear. Jail no, PR Hall of Shame....I would only hope....

As for Barnett liking more cushion for the pushing, what is the big deal? You gonna tell me he cant get some groupie type honeys to do ankle grabs for him? He just likes em the way he likes em.
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My brother from another mother, how you been?Originally posted by MateoInMexBTW, Fontana isn't much better. Admittedly, I've been drunk in that city plenty of times...and the pick o' the litter really depends on what type of places you hang out. Example...a Border Brother club with well-known bands and hefty cover charge....and chances are there will be some Barely Legal Tang in there..
Now confess, cuz you have already exposed your hand, how do you know all this shit?
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Hahaha sorry Mad...not necessarily, and my bad, yet Snake has learned over the years on PR it is VERY wise to always to quote Patler as that man makes any replies we make look much smarter than they actually are by agreeing with the man....LOL. C'mon it's Patler man!Originally posted by MadtownPackerWhat??? Patler said?? I said it first chump!! Does the smart White man always have to get credit??Originally posted by SnakeLH2006I was watching college football all year that year...praying and pissed we couldn't draft Lynch. I'd still take him on though as Patler said, you are a product of the environment to a point. Lynch might be all right in GB.Originally posted by Charles Woodsonhmm, well i would still take lynch, over harrell
Although, to report, I do have several close college type UWGB buddies in the know that can party, that say Barnett is a pretty cool guy and not a problem when it comes to the law. Although... I have it on good rapport from club buds that he LOVES to take home the 250 lb. fatties from the clubs from what I hear. Jail no, PR Hall of Shame....I would only hope....

As for Barnett liking more cushion for the pushing, what is the big deal? You gonna tell me he cant get some groupie type honeys to do ankle grabs for him? He just likes em the way he likes em.
As far as the fatties...Snake don't care. but thought I'd share an interesting tidbit one wouldn't see in the headlines.
That's cool as big girls need loving too..............................just not from Snake.
Snake's Twitter comments would be LEGENDARY.........if I was ugly or gave a shit about Twitter.
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