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    He is truly a moron. First the parking lot, and then gets ANOTHER chance to play in the NFL and he can't just let that stuff go. What a bum.
    Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. -Morticia Addams

  • #2
    Without clicking on the link...

    Another coke bust? Geezus that nose candy will do ya in.
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    Imagine for a moment a world without hypothetical situations...

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    • #3
      I think just booze this time, but that violates his parole.

      And I agree with Maz....that guy is a moron.
      Originally posted by 3irty1
      This is museum quality stupidity.

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      • #4
        The guy is a genius.

        He is obviously setting himself up for fame and fortune with some kind of made for TV movie.

        (after he gets out of prison that is)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by cheesner
          The guy is a genius.

          He is obviously setting himself up for fame and fortune with some kind of made for TV movie.

          (after he gets out of prison that is)
          Meet the Jones'? Meet my Jones?

          This is the QB who played WR at the Senior Bowl, lit it up, and went first round, right?
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          • #6
            He and Pac-Man are teaming up for a reality TV show.
            Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
            Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

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            • #7
              He was drinking beer at a golf outing.

              Yeah, stupid, but I would be on death row if having a cold one at a golf outing was a crime.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by KYPack
                He was drinking beer at a golf outing.

                Yeah, stupid, but I would be on death row if having a cold one at a golf outing was a crime.

                yea, it's no big deal at all....BUT when you are on probation from something serious, and staying away from alcohol is a condition...would a diet pepsi make a little more sense?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Rastak
                  Originally posted by KYPack
                  He was drinking beer at a golf outing.

                  Yeah, stupid, but I would be on death row if having a cold one at a golf outing was a crime.

                  yea, it's no big deal at all....BUT when you are on probation from something serious, and staying away from alcohol is a condition...would a diet pepsi make a little more sense?
                  What she should have done is given him a boatload of community service and said no golf for a year.
                  C.H.U.D.

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                  • #10
                    Hope he was drinking some New Glarus or Sam Adams. Hate to go to jail for drinking a couple Bud Lights.
                    I can't run no more
                    With that lawless crowd
                    While the killers in high places
                    Say their prayers out loud
                    But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                    A thundercloud
                    They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                    • #11
                      Um, drinking at a golf outing? I'm sure the details of that will come. I envision two scenarios:

                      1. It was a fundraiser, and the judge that gave him probation was also there, and was peeved that he was disobeying the order publicly. This would be bad luck.

                      2. He had a few while out golfing. Then got in a fight at the 19th hole, got thrown out, got into his car and smashed into three other vehicles in the parking lot and someone called the cops. This is more likely.

                      But he just had a few at the course, and someone turned him in? I don't think so.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Guiness
                        Um, drinking at a golf outing? I'm sure the details of that will come. I envision two scenarios:

                        1. It was a fundraiser, and the judge that gave him probation was also there, and was peeved that he was disobeying the order publicly. This would be bad luck.

                        2. He had a few while out golfing. Then got in a fight at the 19th hole, got thrown out, got into his car and smashed into three other vehicles in the parking lot and someone called the cops. This is more likely.

                        But he just had a few at the course, and someone turned him in? I don't think so.
                        He tested positive for alcohol, nobody necessarily turned him in.

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                        • #13
                          I saw a blurb that said he was choosing to stay in jail a few more days rather than submit to a rehab program. Bustilicious is he!
                          "Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." -Daniel Patrick Moynihan

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Carolina_Packer
                            I saw a blurb that said he was choosing to stay in jail a few more days rather than submit to a rehab program. Bustilicious is he!
                            Three squares man.
                            C.H.U.D.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by KYPack
                              He was drinking beer at a golf outing.

                              Yeah, stupid, but I would be on death row if having a cold one at a golf outing was a crime.
                              That's why Snake gave up on his NFL dreams. Snake would rather enjoy a warm WI day on the greens, choking down a cold one from the sixer he stuffs in his golf bag for slice shots in the woods.
                              Snake's Twitter comments would be LEGENDARY.........if I was ugly or gave a shit about Twitter.

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