Tank Johnson finds his NFL home

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In the article above, this: "In all, the Bengals had a run of 10 player arrests in a 14-month span."

I was frankly disappointed - they couldn't keep up with one-a-month?

I imagine their scouting department is working furiously on the draft. Here's what their preliminary draft board might look like:

1. Andre Smith - Strengths: team suspensions, left combine early, manboobs, immaturity. Weaknesses: lacks arrests, seems to want to learn. Warning: may be a nice guy.

2. Michael Crabtree - Strengths: cocky, runs mouth. Poor football intelligence. Weaknesses: again, lacks legal trouble. Unable to expand his game from merely team violations to violations of law.

3. Richard Jones - Strengths: Jones is moving up our draft board quickly after recent arrests for B & E, stalking, and discharging a firearm in a pblic place. Locker room cancer. Peed on ex-girlfriend's chihuahua. Weaknesses: Willingness to reform. Also, takes too much responsibility for actions.

potm

Fritz, these are great! Can you issue the next group of player strengths and weaknesses by next Monday? Did you have them posted in GBPG or
Milw.JS ?