JH's OTA Report

[mission]

I like that part where you wrote Swain's girl "smelled good." HA HA HA HA HA. What kind of chicks do you normally hang around? :P

LOL he *does* live in northern Wisconsin. :P


Nice report, JH.. keep em comin!

[KYPack]

JH, you definitely have a nose for news!

[RashanGary]

Thanks JH for the report. When Barbre was not in there, did you continue to watch the RT situation? If so any thoughts about how Kampy, etc looked vs the backups? The reason I ask is because you previously talked about watching the OTA's to look at an unknown vs a known, but with the defense change and Kampman's comments, can we be sure he is a known? If they look good against the backup RT's, then it is a good sign about Barbre.

With the 2nd unit, I tended to focus on Finley (another big question mark). I'm not worried (at all) about Kampman not being an elite pass rusher or good in the run game. He's been that for the last 5 years, it's not going to go away because some plays he has to cover. I consider Kampman being an elite pass rusher to be as close to an accepted fact as there is on this team.

[Fritz]

Re: JH's OTA Report

I sat by Brett Swain’s girl friend and some other chick who know Jarrett Bush. They kept talking about Brett and Jarrett. It was a little annoying. They were kinda hot, but nothing special. Well dressed, smelled good, annoying.

At first I thought you were talking about Brett and Jarrett. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Actually, I laughed out loud when I read JH's most succinct summary:

"Well dressed, smelled good, annoying."

However, I am still uncertain as to how a young woman who is well dressed and smells good can be annoying.

[Bretsky]

Re: JH's OTA Report

I sat by Brett Swain’s girl friend and some other chick who know Jarrett Bush. They kept talking about Brett and Jarrett. It was a little annoying. They were kinda hot, but nothing special. Well dressed, smelled good, annoying.

At first I thought you were talking about Brett and Jarrett. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Actually, I laughed out loud when I read JH's most succinct summary:

"Well dressed, smelled good, annoying."

However, I am still uncertain as to how a young woman who is well dressed and smells good can be annoying.

Main question is did they smell the same.........you know they dressed each other .........after.........

[RashanGary]

In order to bring you that report I got in some uncomfortable situations. I was behind them, pretending like I was trying to get a better look at the Packers and I was really trying to get close to them to smell their necks.

The one girl was bending her head and shrugging her shoulder to sort of block me out. The other girl was just laughing uncomfortably like, "what is up with this guy". She wanted it.

Then, after that, I dropped my keys. When I was bending down I was trying to get a smell of their butts. It was very invigorating. They smelled good.

They left shortly after that.

[hoosier]

In order to bring you that report I got in some uncomfortable situations. I was behind them, pretending like I was trying to get a better look at the Packers and I was really trying to get close to them to smell their necks.

The one girl was bending her head and shrugging her shoulder to sort of block me out. The other girl was just laughing uncomfortably like, "what is up with this guy". She wanted it.

Then, after that, I dropped my keys. When I was bending down I was trying to get a smell of their butts. It was very invigorating. They smelled good.

They left shortly after that.

If you promise to stick to the sports reporting from now on, we will double your salary.

[RashanGary]

If you promise to stick to the sports reporting from now on, we will double your salary.

I have a few restraining orders. If you could get those lifted, you have a deal. I can't wait to meet 007.

[Fritz]

In order to bring you that report I got in some uncomfortable situations. I was behind them, pretending like I was trying to get a better look at the Packers and I was really trying to get close to them to smell their necks.

The one girl was bending her head and shrugging her shoulder to sort of block me out. The other girl was just laughing uncomfortably like, "what is up with this guy". She wanted it.

Then, after that, I dropped my keys. When I was bending down I was trying to get a smell of their butts. It was very invigorating. They smelled good.

They left shortly after that.

So tell us a little bit about yourself, JH.

[RashanGary]

So tell us a little bit about yourself, JH.

Well, I'm a 28 year old guy, pretty normal overall. People, women in particular, tell me they feel uncomfortable around me. I know they just say that because my charm and confidence is intimidating to them. They are insecure, so my strength is a little too impressive to them.

Um, I have a history of short relationships with women. I find them online. I tend to look for women who seem very down trodden or well, I don't want to say weak, but down trodden at the moment is good. I like to do good things for people, so I look at it as an opportunity to build them up, make them strong. Plus I like control, but that's something I'm very judicious about. I'm always looking out for their best interest.

I do have a short criminal record, mostly disorderly conducts, restraining orders and residential abuse (lying witches are out to get me).


But, yeah, I'm a pretty outgoing guy. I have a lot going for me, so if any of you ladies are interested, pm me. I'm just a really fun person. There's nothing unstable or creepy about me. Just your typical well adjusted American with everything going for me.

[Zool]

Whats funny to me is, I can't tell if you're joking.

[Scott Campbell]

In order to bring you that report I got in some uncomfortable situations. I was behind them, pretending like I was trying to get a better look at the Packers and I was really trying to get close to them to smell their necks.

The one girl was bending her head and shrugging her shoulder to sort of block me out. The other girl was just laughing uncomfortably like, "what is up with this guy". She wanted it.

Then, after that, I dropped my keys. When I was bending down I was trying to get a smell of their butts. It was very invigorating. They smelled good.

They left shortly after that.

I need to go buy some insurance after reading that.

[pbmax]

JH is just trying to protect the women who sense his power and seek the life essence. He does not avoid women, however but he does deny them his essence.

[hoosier]

I wonder if he let them in on his theory of flouridation...."Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream."