The Aaron Rodgers Thread

[Scott Campbell]

Does Aaron Rodgers like Mount Rushmore that much to live in South Dakota?

Or is it Wall Drug? Proximity to Yellowstone?

I was thinking Sturgis based on this photo:

[mraynrand]

Does Aaron Rodgers like Mount Rushmore that much to live in South Dakota?

Or is it Wall Drug? Proximity to Yellowstone?

I was thinking Sturgis based on this photo:

You'd like a do-rag and Harley to complete that picture.

[mraynrand]

P.S. by 'Do-rag' I meant the thing you wear on the head, not something that happens with a less than attractive - uh, never mind.

[LP]

Dear Aaron -

While others on this site, which you undoubtedly frequent as you sit pooside, clamor for favors from you, I write this to offer you my help.

I understand that it would be best for your earning power for you to have a superb season (future contract!) and for you to lead the Packers to a Super Bowl victory this year (endorsements!). However, the young women with whom you are posing must be terribly distracting as you pursue your career goals.

Therefore, I am offering to fly one of them out to Detroit, so I can keep her out of your hair. The last one in Chevelle's post looks like the most trouble, so do yourself a favor and send her.

I see my friend Howard is also attempting to be of help while also giving employment to one of the young women. He, too, is a devoted Packer/Aaron Rodgers fan.

You can see we are only looking out for your welfare.

Sincerely,

Fritz

PS - Uh, you ever run into Drew Barrymore out there?

Dear Fritz,

I can't believe you have thrown me under the bus for the first shameless young hussy in a bikini that comes around. I thought I was your one and only!

Please excuse me now while I go to cancel the press release anouncing my retirement from acting so that I could dedicate myself to keeping my pad level low and being your full time love slave.

Regrets,

Drew

[pbmax]

Dear Aaron -

While others on this site, which you undoubtedly frequent as you sit pooside, clamor for favors from you, I write this to offer you my help.

I understand that it would be best for your earning power for you to have a superb season (future contract!) and for you to lead the Packers to a Super Bowl victory this year (endorsements!). However, the young women with whom you are posing must be terribly distracting as you pursue your career goals.

Therefore, I am offering to fly one of them out to Detroit, so I can keep her out of your hair. The last one in Chevelle's post looks like the most trouble, so do yourself a favor and send her.

I see my friend Howard is also attempting to be of help while also giving employment to one of the young women. He, too, is a devoted Packer/Aaron Rodgers fan.

You can see we are only looking out for your welfare.

Sincerely,

Fritz

PS - Uh, you ever run into Drew Barrymore out there?

Dear Fritz,

I can't believe you have thrown me under the bus for the first shameless young hussy in a bikini that comes around. I thought I was your one and only!

Please excuse me now while I go to cancel the press release anouncing my retirement from acting so that I could dedicate myself to keeping my pad level low and being your full time love slave.

Regrets,

Drew

Boy, I think this might put Fritz on the IR.

[Tarlam!]

Sorry, what does that mean exactly?

I believe that was coined by Tarlam - Beer out my nose funny

Actually, Harlan once wrote it and I stole it. JSO days long ago.

But, rand was dead right - that was BOMNF!!

[MOBB DEEP]

Dear Aaron,

May you continue your scoring ways on and off the field. God speed.


Me

lol...yeah, pretty easy to get broads when you're a millionaire; shoot, Notorious BIG (r.i.p.) had hotties for crying out loud....

God speed tho??

Im more impressed with his beast athletic skills and continue to think he's right behind Brees as best in conference

[Fritz]

Dear Aaron -

While others on this site, which you undoubtedly frequent as you sit pooside, clamor for favors from you, I write this to offer you my help.

I understand that it would be best for your earning power for you to have a superb season (future contract!) and for you to lead the Packers to a Super Bowl victory this year (endorsements!). However, the young women with whom you are posing must be terribly distracting as you pursue your career goals.

Therefore, I am offering to fly one of them out to Detroit, so I can keep her out of your hair. The last one in Chevelle's post looks like the most trouble, so do yourself a favor and send her.

I see my friend Howard is also attempting to be of help while also giving employment to one of the young women. He, too, is a devoted Packer/Aaron Rodgers fan.

You can see we are only looking out for your welfare.

Sincerely,

Fritz

PS - Uh, you ever run into Drew Barrymore out there?

Dear Fritz,

I can't believe you have thrown me under the bus for the first shameless young hussy in a bikini that comes around. I thought I was your one and only!

Please excuse me now while I go to cancel the press release anouncing my retirement from acting so that I could dedicate myself to keeping my pad level low and being your full time love slave.

Regrets,

Drew

Boy, I think this might put Fritz on the IR.

If only I had known that Drew Barrymore frequented this site! If only I'd known!

"Full time love slave"? Be still, my beating heart/other body parts!

I blew it.

I'm going to go throw myself off a building now.

[Tarlam!]

I don't know how to stop myself laughing. My sides are hurting!!

[Fritz]

I don't know how to stop myself laughing. My sides are hurting!!

You're laughing because in one instant, in one fleeting second of one poor decision, I've lost Drew Barrymore forever?

I'm off to find that window ledge.

[Tarlam!]

OK, I'm not ready to be your love slave forever, Fritz, or not even for a second, but, I adore your humor!!

[gbgary]

What the hell? Did this turn into some wierd version of Dear Abby? Fine, I'll play along.

Dear Aaron,

Please pass along some of that fine booty you have no more use for to me.

CC

Ewww....Leftovers.

What girl over the age of 16 isn't someones leftovers anymore.

Good point. Excuse me while I get my tire iron out of the car and go check on my daughter and her boyfriend.

Make sure her pad level is good.

i bet the boyfriend already has.

[pbmax]

P.S. by 'Do-rag' I meant the thing you wear on the head, not something that happens with a less than attractive - uh, never mind.

Also, important to check pad level even if you are using a 'Do-Rag'.

[MJZiggy]

P.S. by 'Do-rag' I meant the thing you wear on the head, not something that happens with a less than attractive - uh, never mind.

Also, important to check pad level even if you are using a 'Do-Rag'.

In that case you'll want to check your protection and coverages as well.

[Fritz]

Is this turning into a State Farm thread?