Merriman arrested for battery/false imprisonment

[digitaldean]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/09/06/shawne-merriman-busted-for-battery-false-imprisonment/

Mr. Lights-Out got arrested at 3:45 am this morning for choking and restraining some D-List celeb chick at his SD home.

Oh, and nice do....
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[gbgary]

and he was coming back from that injury last year. geesh. that'll kill tv gigs too.

[KYPack]

and he was coming back from that injury last year. geesh.

Evidently, he's all healed up.

[Lurker64]

"False imprisonment" is such a strange term. It sounds like you could deny it by saying "Nope, I really imprisoned 'em... It was actual imprisonment, no false imprisonment here."

[]{ilr]3]

With a name like Tila Tequila she just as well name herself Big Twat Thunder Humper.

I mean really, what kind of guy did you think you were going to get?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

She is a bisexual.

[Brando19]

She is a bisexual.

She's had a few shows on MTV. I think it's called A Shot at Love. She's a skanky ho. I read that she was really drunk and tried to leave but Merriman grabbed her by the arm and wouldn't let her....maybe she's a drama queen and he did nothing wrong?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

She is a bisexual.

She's had a few shows on MTV. I think it's called A Shot at Love. She's a skanky ho. I read that she was really drunk and tried to leave but Merriman grabbed her by the arm and wouldn't let her....maybe she's a drama queen and he did nothing wrong?

I read differently. Apparently, Ms. Tequila and her chaperone were at Mr. Merriman's house and were appalled by the selection of petit fours when he presented high tea. Shocked at this uncouth display of vulgarity, Mr. Tequila and her chaperone politely requested to leave as "ms. tequila has a spell, and wanted to retire."

Mr. Merriman, beseeched them to stay....

[]{ilr]3]

Who knows. Maybe this was planned out by both of them. He gets his rocks off, she crys wolf and later drops the charges and moves up from the Hollywood D-list to a C-list.

[Kiwon]

What is it with these millionaires that they just can't stay out of trouble?

“During the evening Ms. Tequila was extremely intoxicated, inebriated and Mr. Merriman did everything he could to assist her in arranging for transportation to leave his home. At no time did Mr. Merriman assault her; at no time did Mr. Merriman keep her against her will. His intentions were nothing but good,” Merriman’s attorney Todd Macaluso said. - Was that before or after?

Tila Tequila, huh? Her Net nation will make sure Merriman has Facebook hell to pay.

[pack4to84]

As we understand it, Merriman will indeed contend that she was intoxicated, and that he was trying to prevent her from driving in that condition, as she attempted to leave her home.

He was trying to save a LIFE. If this is true he is a hero for doing what he did.

[Guiness]

{ilr]3]With a name like Tila Tequila she just as well name herself Big Twat Thunder Humper.

I mean really, what kind of guy did you think you were going to get?

BOMNF!

[mraynrand]

She is a bisexual.

She's had a few shows on MTV. I think it's called A Shot at Love. She's a skanky ho. I read that she was really drunk and tried to leave but Merriman grabbed her by the arm and wouldn't let her....maybe she's a drama queen and he did nothing wrong?

I read differently. Apparently, Ms. Tequila and her chaperone were at Mr. Merriman's house and were appalled by the selection of petit fours when he presented high tea. Shocked at this uncouth display of vulgarity, Mr. Tequila and her chaperone politely requested to leave as "ms. tequila has a spell, and wanted to retire."

Mr. Merriman, beseeched them to stay....

Really, Miss Honeychurch, the manners of this bourgeoisie footballer are appalling. I had understood you were to join me for an engaging afternoon of poetry reading and cucumber sandwiches.

[Jimx29]

She is a bisexual.

She's had a few shows on MTV. I think it's called A Shot at Love. She's a skanky ho. I read that she was really drunk and tried to leave but Merriman grabbed her by the arm and wouldn't let her....maybe she's a drama queen and he did nothing wrong?

I read differently. Apparently, Ms. Tequila and her chaperone were at Mr. Merriman's house and were appalled by the selection of petit fours when he presented high tea. Shocked at this uncouth display of vulgarity, Mr. Tequila and her chaperone politely requested to leave as "ms. tequila has a spell, and wanted to retire."

Mr. Merriman, beseeched them to stay....

God darnit, Ty, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore

[gbgary]

She is a bisexual.

She's had a few shows on MTV. I think it's called A Shot at Love. She's a skanky ho. I read that she was really drunk and tried to leave but Merriman grabbed her by the arm and wouldn't let her....maybe she's a drama queen and he did nothing wrong?

I read differently. Apparently, Ms. Tequila and her chaperone were at Mr. Merriman's house and were appalled by the selection of petit fours when he presented high tea. Shocked at this uncouth display of vulgarity, Mr. Tequila and her chaperone politely requested to leave as "ms. tequila has a spell, and wanted to retire."

Mr. Merriman, beseeched them to stay....

Really, Miss Honeychurch, the manners of this bourgeoisie footballer are appalling. I had understood you were to join me for an engaging afternoon of poetry reading and cucumber sandwiches.

funny stuff.
yup he's saying she's not his girlfriend, she was drunk, wouldn't let her leave, medical personel agreed she was drunk and they found no injuries. maybe a lot of noise over nothing.