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    This video has just surfaced of a young Cris Collinsworth with a sweet perm making comments about 14 year old girls. Pretty creepy. He said he walks around with $100 bills hanging out of his pockets. He made that much back then?

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    Re: To Catch A Predator: Cris Collinsworth

    Originally posted by Brando19
    http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/09/cris-collinsworth-is-wooderson

    This video has just surfaced of a young Cris Collinsworth with a sweet perm making comments about 14 year old girls. Pretty creepy. He said he walks around with $100 bills hanging out of his pockets. He made that much back then?
    It seems to me like he is just goofing around.
    Busting drunk drivers in Antarctica since 2006

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    • #3
      Either way. Eeeewwww.
      "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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      • #4
        Haha.

        He wasn't saying he liked 14 year olds. He was saying 14 year olds like him. I didn't find anything wrong with anything he said.

        I liked the, "I like to find the dumb ones because you can trick them a little bit". LOL LOL LOL. . . . That was funny as hell. I'd feel guilty, couldn't do it, but that was funny to hear. It was one of those moments caught on camera that show the uncomfortable side of human nature. Always funny to see.

        Loved the money comment. He had a sort of, "in your face" realism that I liked.
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        • #5
          A video has emerged of a 1984 Monday Night Football interview featuring a young Cris Collinsworth, sporting what appears to be the remnants of a home perm.


          Here's a statement issued by Collinsworth. When I found the clip...I didn't know he was joking. I thought he was being serious...which is why I was about to call Chris Hanson of Dateline NBC.

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          • #6
            I liked the old Berman one where Berman was freaking out on his coworkers. His anger was so genuine and his arrogance so unwavering that I couldn't help but laugh for several minutes and then laugh again every time I see it.

            This one was good, but it was more refreshingly honest and delightfully offensive than it was hilarious.
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            • #7
              He probably was trying to be funny. He's a very smart guy by my estimation, I wouldn't put it past him having that sophisticated of a sense of humor. That reminded me of a borat clip.
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              • #8
                Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
                  Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
                  i thought of the exact same guy lol

                  thats what i like about those high school girls..........

                  i get older, they stay the same age

                  yes they do

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