Post game chat with Cleft Crusty (Bears)

[pbmax]

If you have a buddy that keeps bleeding alot would you call him names and make fun of him?

I've got a tampon in my nose. What could you possibly say that would be worse?

Is it Super Plus? Don't leave it in there too long or you'll get Toxic Shock Syndrome in your schnooz.

[Cleft Crusty]

How many pass protections do you need to blow before getting pulled?

I would have to say that for McCarthy, that number as yet to be reached. It is presently unknowable. But there has to be a gatorade container or a duffle bag that could wear #78 and play just as well.

Is our OLine that weak in a shift that we couldn't cover for an injured backup?

Why the heck does M3 wait so long to make adjustments?

McCarthy is a good offensive mind, but he is pretty stubborn.

Breno was inactive so pulling babre would have put the whole line in dissarray.

Maybe I was blind, but there appeared to be quite a bit of disarray out there. But your point is valid - you don't want to kill the patient through treatment, and a mid-game reshuffle poses that possibility.

[pbmax]

Cleft, how was Barbre's pad level tonight? I've got to assume it was pretty terrible.

[Mr. T]

What's the name of Cutler's emo punk rock band?

Why can't you ask serious questions, like everyone else?

Just having fun.

Here's a real question:
Is it too soon to gauge if Cutler has what it takes to be a successful QB for the Bears? Or is he just another in a long line of unsuccessful Bears QB's?

[Cleft Crusty]

If you have a buddy that keeps bleeding alot would you call him names and make fun of him?

I've got a tampon in my nose. What could you possibly say that would be worse?

Mr. Deputy,
You should never make fun of a friend, unless of course you can kick his tail in a fight.

Mr. Skin, there are many, many worse things than a Tampon in your nose. Over the past several years, in the attempt to keep this failing corpse alive, Crusty has had so many different devices and implants inside his body that knowing them all would make you cry.

[Cleft Crusty]

Cleft, how was Barbre's pad level tonight? I've got to assume it was pretty terrible.

You can't really determine pad level until they are in use. I will watch carefully next week to look at pad level once Barbre starts blocking.

[SkinBasket]

If you have a buddy that keeps bleeding alot would you call him names and make fun of him?

I've got a tampon in my nose. What could you possibly say that would be worse?

Is it Super Plus? Don't leave it in there too long or you'll get Toxic Shock Syndrome in your schnooz.

I'm on antibiotics expressly to prevent this. They did say something about clots in my legs. I don't even know what that means, so I didn't ask.

[Cleft Crusty]

What's the name of Cutler's emo punk rock band?

Why can't you ask serious questions, like everyone else?

Just having fun.

Here's a real question:
Is it too soon to gauge if Cutler has what it takes to be a successful QB for the Bears? Or is he just another in a long line of unsuccessful Bears QB's?

I would go with unsuccessful until proven otherwise. Chicago is a graveyard for quarterbacks. Cutler too may end up being a future voter.

[Cleft Crusty]

If you have a buddy that keeps bleeding alot would you call him names and make fun of him?

I've got a tampon in my nose. What could you possibly say that would be worse?

Is it Super Plus? Don't leave it in there too long or you'll get Toxic Shock Syndrome in your schnooz.

I'm on antibiotics expressly to prevent this. They did say something about clots in my legs. I don't even know what that means, so I didn't ask.

Clefty can recommend a blood thinner to make sure you don't develop and embolism in your legs.

[HowardRoark]

If you have a buddy that keeps bleeding alot would you call him names and make fun of him?

I've got a tampon in my nose. What could you possibly say that would be worse?

Is it Super Plus? Don't leave it in there too long or you'll get Toxic Shock Syndrome in your schnooz.

I'm on antibiotics expressly to prevent this. They did say something about clots in my legs. I don't even know what that means, so I didn't ask.

Clefty can recommend a blood thinner to make sure you don't develop and embolism in your legs.

Get some rat poison (Coumadin/warfarin ), but don't take too much. And Skin, get an ultrasound on the legs. Strokes ain't fun.

[Iron Mike]

Clefty can recommend a blood thinner to make sure you don't develop and embolism in your legs.

You don't get an embolism in your legs.....you get a thrombosis, which can migrate to the lungs or heart and become an embolism.

[denverYooper]

Cleft, do you think we looked like Steelers west tonight? Our quarterback got hit alot and our O looked rough for 58 minutes but the defense kept us in the game until the O pulled it together for that last 2 minute drive.

[swede]

Clefty can recommend a blood thinner to make sure you don't develop and embolism in your legs.

You don't get an embolism in your legs.....you get a thrombosis, which can migrate to the lungs or heart and become an embolism.

I played the thrombosis in high school jazz band.

Mr. Crusty,

I saw Hawk and Barnett out there, but rarely saw them in on plays. Chillar did great obviously, and I saw a few flashes of Matthews, but how would you assess the lb play tonight?

[Cleft Crusty]

Clefty can recommend a blood thinner to make sure you don't develop and embolism in your legs.

You don't get an embolism in your legs.....you get a thrombosis, which can migrate to the lungs or heart and become an embolism.

Forgive me - I've had both several times - so the two just blur together, like my vision when I get a blood clot in the brain - that's a TIA or stroke I think.

[Cleft Crusty]

Clefty can recommend a blood thinner to make sure you don't develop and embolism in your legs.

You don't get an embolism in your legs.....you get a thrombosis, which can migrate to the lungs or heart and become an embolism.

I played the thrombosis in high school jazz band.

Mr. Crusty,

I saw Hawk and Barnett out there, but rarely saw them in on plays. Chillar did great obviously, and I saw a few flashes of Matthews, but how would you assess the lb play tonight?

I actually thought the coverage by LBs in the pass game was decent (completions to the TEs came against safeties and Forte was a non-factor out of the backfield), and the pursuit in the run game was actually pretty good. I'd like to look at the tape.