Welcome to the stage production of Monday Night Football, the Epilogue. Please enjoy the show.
Introducing, as Brett Favre, Ephialtes. Starring King Leonidas as Aaron Rodgers, with a special appearance by Xerxes, reprising the role of Brad Childress. Also appearing: Oracle Girl as Ted Thompson, Ephor #1 as Mike McCarthy, and Uber Immortal as Adrian Peterson.

I want to play!

Go away! You are unfit for battle.

He is right. I have seen the future, and you are not part of it, you old cripple.

Yes! Yes! What he said! We are moving forward and do not wish to speak of the past! Slurp...

That was very difficult... sigh...

Speak no more. You're part has been played. *lick*

Ahahahahaha!

Oh... But-

But nothing! This is Lambeau! Away with you foul creature!

*weep* grrrr.... *sob*

Fear not brave warrior. We see great things for you. You, and what you know, will be very useful to us. I'll pick you up at the airport tomorrow.

Thank you! Thank you! *snort* Revenge!

Grrraaaawwwww!!!

Lambeau is ours!

Balls.
Introducing, as Brett Favre, Ephialtes. Starring King Leonidas as Aaron Rodgers, with a special appearance by Xerxes, reprising the role of Brad Childress. Also appearing: Oracle Girl as Ted Thompson, Ephor #1 as Mike McCarthy, and Uber Immortal as Adrian Peterson.

I want to play!

Go away! You are unfit for battle.

He is right. I have seen the future, and you are not part of it, you old cripple.

Yes! Yes! What he said! We are moving forward and do not wish to speak of the past! Slurp...

That was very difficult... sigh...

Speak no more. You're part has been played. *lick*

Ahahahahaha!

Oh... But-

But nothing! This is Lambeau! Away with you foul creature!

*weep* grrrr.... *sob*

Fear not brave warrior. We see great things for you. You, and what you know, will be very useful to us. I'll pick you up at the airport tomorrow.

Thank you! Thank you! *snort* Revenge!

Grrraaaawwwww!!!

Lambeau is ours!
Balls.

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