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Well, it has been 20 games and that should be enough to conclude that...yes, it is time to move on.
Now, some homers on this board will talk about his record setting yardage as a first year player. So what. Records are meant to be broken. You never hear about wins being broken. So, Ty has concluded records mean nothing.
Next, let's be honest, Arod will never be Bert. And, if he can't be Bert, then forget it. Many of you are under the false assumption that a number of QBs have won the superbowl. Wrong. If our next QB can't be a HOF then forget it. That is the standard we must have. Pro bowl. Nice. All-Pro. Super. But those are meaningless if he isn't a HOF.
Another thing is that apparently Arod has his own skillset and talent. That just pisses me off. The fact that he doesn't mirror Bert is wrong. Bert is the platonic ideal of a qb. All Qbs should be modeled after him, well him and Joey Harrington....he got a raw deal. If bert didn't throw a good deep ball, then god dammit, neither should Arod.
Cheese and rice...why hasn't arod been out drinking and generally behaving boorishly like Bert? He has had almost 5 years and we haven't seen any sort of roguish behavior. How is he gonna get addicted to vikes if he can't even get hammered down at Irma's tap..and bang out a few hotties in the men's room? How can we as fans expect to bond with him if he doesn't start acting up so we can embrace his wild side and muss his hair like a wayward youth. It is sickening that he refuses to allow us to genuflect in his greatness.
Ty has seen enough. Ty doesn't care that Arod has a terrible line and an average RB. The mistakes he has made are unforgivable. We are four games into the season and he is posting 110 passing ratings, but so what. My mom could post that, but she wouldn't hold onto the ball.
Ty is going on the record. Bring on Matt Flynn..for at least 3 or 4 games, until we realize that he prolly won't be Bert.
Well, it has been 20 games and that should be enough to conclude that...yes, it is time to move on.
Now, some homers on this board will talk about his record setting yardage as a first year player. So what. Records are meant to be broken. You never hear about wins being broken. So, Ty has concluded records mean nothing.
Next, let's be honest, Arod will never be Bert. And, if he can't be Bert, then forget it. Many of you are under the false assumption that a number of QBs have won the superbowl. Wrong. If our next QB can't be a HOF then forget it. That is the standard we must have. Pro bowl. Nice. All-Pro. Super. But those are meaningless if he isn't a HOF.
Another thing is that apparently Arod has his own skillset and talent. That just pisses me off. The fact that he doesn't mirror Bert is wrong. Bert is the platonic ideal of a qb. All Qbs should be modeled after him, well him and Joey Harrington....he got a raw deal. If bert didn't throw a good deep ball, then god dammit, neither should Arod.
Cheese and rice...why hasn't arod been out drinking and generally behaving boorishly like Bert? He has had almost 5 years and we haven't seen any sort of roguish behavior. How is he gonna get addicted to vikes if he can't even get hammered down at Irma's tap..and bang out a few hotties in the men's room? How can we as fans expect to bond with him if he doesn't start acting up so we can embrace his wild side and muss his hair like a wayward youth. It is sickening that he refuses to allow us to genuflect in his greatness.
Ty has seen enough. Ty doesn't care that Arod has a terrible line and an average RB. The mistakes he has made are unforgivable. We are four games into the season and he is posting 110 passing ratings, but so what. My mom could post that, but she wouldn't hold onto the ball.
Ty is going on the record. Bring on Matt Flynn..for at least 3 or 4 games, until we realize that he prolly won't be Bert.
Let the Matt Flynn era begin.!!!
This is world class sarcasm.
Thanx?
OK ty, I thought it was funny as hell too, but if the moderator says its too far we have to go back to calling each other jackasses in the FYI room.
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi
At least if you are going to try to make some valid (mature, big boy) points and have people take you seriously you could refrain from using "Bert". Pretty childish...if you were in fact trying to make a point.
Snake thinks you should own up, 007. With this topic Ty proves again and again his knowledge, thus an achievement. So bow down:
At least if you are going to try to make some valid (mature, big boy) points and have people take you seriously you could refrain from using "Bert". Pretty childish...if you were in fact trying to make a point.
Snake thinks you should own up, 007. With this topic Ty proves again and again his knowledge, thus an achievement. So bow down:
I thought it was pretty funny myself. It hits on a number of criticisms of Rodgers in a humorous, albeit sarcastic manner. Using ones own argument against them to prove a point is hysterical IMO.
That aside, nobody pwns Chuck Norris in chess. Ever. And they wouldn't pwn him in swimming, badmitton, lawn darts, golf, deer hunting (okay, maybe Brett could pwn him there), boat racing, a spelling bee, charades, any variant of poker, fishing, or any other competition of any kind. Ever.
Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow
At least if you are going to try to make some valid (mature, big boy) points and have people take you seriously you could refrain from using "Bert". Pretty childish...if you were in fact trying to make a point.
Snake thinks you should own up, 007. With this topic Ty proves again and again his knowledge, thus an achievement. So bow down:
I thought it was pretty funny myself. It hits on a number of criticisms of Rodgers in a humorous, albeit sarcastic manner. Using ones own argument against them to prove a point is hysterical IMO.
That aside, nobody pwns Chuck Norris in chess. Ever. And they wouldn't pwn him in swimming, badmitton, lawn darts, golf, deer hunting (okay, maybe Brett could pwn him there), boat racing, a spelling bee, charades, any variant of poker, fishing, or any other competition of any kind. Ever.
LMAO, Gun. Ty beat him in chess..thus his exceptional ability to own us all with logic/intelligence. See it again and bow mortal:
At least if you are going to try to make some valid (mature, big boy) points and have people take you seriously you could refrain from using "Bert". Pretty childish...if you were in fact trying to make a point.
Snake thinks you should own up, 007. With this topic Ty proves again and again his knowledge, thus an achievement. So bow down:
I thought it was pretty funny myself. It hits on a number of criticisms of Rodgers in a humorous, albeit sarcastic manner. Using ones own argument against them to prove a point is hysterical IMO.
That aside, nobody pwns Chuck Norris in chess. Ever. And they wouldn't pwn him in swimming, badmitton, lawn darts, golf, deer hunting (okay, maybe Brett could pwn him there), boat racing, a spelling bee, charades, any variant of poker, fishing, or any other competition of any kind. Ever.
LMAO, Gun. Ty beat him in chess..thus his exceptional ability to own us all with logic/intelligence. See it again and bow mortal:
Ty is good at a few things....and i guarantee you ty whips his 69 year old ass at any raquet sport. Ty will have him running around like Barnett on defense.
Ty is good at a few things....and i guarantee you ty whips his 69 year old ass at any raquet sport. Ty will have him running around like Barnett on defense.
And, ty will take him in chess as well.
Not in bowling, pool, cooking, a water ballon fight...
Nothing. Ever. You will never pwn Chuck Norris. Don't take it personal. Neither will Snake or Gun. Or Bretsky or 007 or Partial or even Joe the Admin. It just won't happen.
Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow
Ty is good at a few things....and i guarantee you ty whips his 69 year old ass at any raquet sport. Ty will have him running around like Barnett on defense.
And, ty will take him in chess as well.
Not in bowling, pool, cooking, a water ballon fight...
Nothing. Ever. You will never pwn Chuck Norris. Don't take it personal. Neither will Snake or Gun. Or Bretsky or 007 or Partial or even Joe the Admin. It just won't happen.
Don't get mad, Gun. Snake already posted the achievement and Ty admitted it...just move on. It's funny, but true. Chuck got beat already:
I'll need video evidence. I don't believe you. You lie. Chuck doesn't lose. Chuck can watch 60 minutes in 10, slam revolving doors, save Geico 15% on car insurance, and yes, scare his lawn from growing taller. Don't forget, he is the spokesperson for Total Gym, which pwns Bowflex on every level. The French and the New Zealanders have already surrendered to Chuck just to be on the safe side. I mean, with that kind of a skillset, he'll pwn anyone at anything. Including you, me, Ty, France, New Zealand, chess, badmitton, swimming...
Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow
I'll need video evidence. I don't believe you. You lie. Chuck doesn't lose. Chuck can watch 60 minutes in 10, slam revolving doors, save Geico 15% on car insurance, and yes, scare his lawn from growing taller. Don't forget, he is the spokesperson for Total Gym, which pwns Bowflex on every level. The French and the New Zealanders have already surrendered to Chuck just to be on the safe side. I mean, with that kind of a skillset, he'll pwn anyone at anything. Including you, me, Ty, France, New Zealand, chess, badmitton, swimming...
Achievements don't lie. Ty already whooped Einstein on intelligence and now Chuck Norris. What more do you want, bro?
I'll need video evidence. I don't believe you. You lie. Chuck doesn't lose. Chuck can watch 60 minutes in 10, slam revolving doors, save Geico 15% on car insurance, and yes, scare his lawn from growing taller. Don't forget, he is the spokesperson for Total Gym, which pwns Bowflex on every level. The French and the New Zealanders have already surrendered to Chuck just to be on the safe side. I mean, with that kind of a skillset, he'll pwn anyone at anything. Including you, me, Ty, France, New Zealand, chess, badmitton, swimming...
It just proves that we are morons. Ty is smarter than all of us. I tried battling him on posts over the past few weeks, but grew tired and weak. We are all buffoons really. I thought Chuck Norris was the Internet man, too.
But really it just means you should adopt one of those Ty Achievements as a sig. I'm sure he'd appreciate it...being knowingly smarter than us all. I used be really annoyed how Ty went post to post just bettering us all with his innate god-like knowledge saying "prove where I said that" or "you all have so much time so link evidence where I said that"....
Gunakor, I learned to acknowledge the fact Ty IS the "know-it-all" and "end it all" and have learned to accept it. It's fact, yo. It just is. You should too.
Do it soon, else you'll end up calling him out on his non-stop negative BS rips on all Rats, and he'll slam you with "Sad." as his comeback. You might be totally right, but regardless, he'll put you in your place with "Sad" and you won't want to come back and post on PackerRats.
I worshipped Chuck Norris, too, but Snake could barely could come back after those mightly slams....
Snake's Twitter comments would be LEGENDARY.........if I was ugly or gave a shit about Twitter.
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