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    I'm not looking at tape right now, but I think I'm seriously scarred by one play from that game yesterday. Nick Collins, with all the accuracy of SCUD missile, blew up a defenseless Charles Woodson and Atari Bigby - all while managing not to lay a finger on a bewildered Percy Harvin who jogged past the green and gold carnage and into the endzone. Jesus fucking christ.

    Nick - Purple = Bad. Green = Good.

    The Wonderlic people called and they took another 3 points off your score.

    Fuck.

  • #2
    Kampman and Jenkins or Jolly took themselves out while whiffing on Peterson in the 2nd half.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    • #3
      Re: Nick Collins - Help Defense

      Originally posted by Scott Campbell
      I'm not looking at tape right now, but I think I'm seriously scarred by one play from that game yesterday. Nick Collins, with all the accuracy of SCUD missile, blew up a defenseless Charles Woodson and Atari Bigby - all while managing not to lay a finger on a bewildered Percy Harvin who jogged past the green and gold carnage and into the endzone. Jesus fucking christ.

      Nick - Purple = Bad. Green = Good.

      The Wonderlic people called and they took another 3 points off your score.

      Fuck.
      I was embarrassed for them on that play. It looked really bad.
      When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by pbmax
        Kampman and Jenkins or Jolly took themselves out while whiffing on Peterson in the 2nd half.

        It's hard to keep track of everybody in the trenches. Things change direction much quicker there. I get that. What I don't get is how you can't keep track of 3 guys all converging on the same spot during the eternity it takes for the ball to travel that far.

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        • #5
          That was the Keystone Cops play of the game.
          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Scott Campbell
            Originally posted by pbmax
            Kampman and Jenkins or Jolly took themselves out while whiffing on Peterson in the 2nd half.

            It's hard to keep track of everybody in the trenches. Things change direction much quicker there. I get that. What I don't get is how you can't keep track of 3 guys all converging on the same spot during the eternity it takes for the ball to travel that far.
            Fair point, but AK and the D line converged on a single point, both too late and off balance, missed the tackle and knocked each other down. Looked like the best cutblock ever.
            Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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            • #7
              Collins looked like a Brunswick thrown by Earl Anthony in the middle of a 300 game. He just obliterated every pin.

              Fuck.

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              • #8
                Bishop looked like some dude throwing a 7 -10 split on "Bowling for Dollars," on channel 18, circa 1983.
                "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                  Collins looked like a Brunswick thrown by Earl Anthony in the middle of a 300 game. He just obliterated every pin.

                  Fuck.
                  Is the PBA still around?
                  C.H.U.D.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by mraynrand
                    Bishop looked like some dude throwing a 7 -10 split on "Bowling for Dollars," on channel 18, circa 1983.


                    .........with Dick Johnson.

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