Joey Porter Released

[Fritz]

I'm thinking that "Joey Porter" is a crappy defensive back who played briefly for the Packers. Some neurons must be misfiring.

Are you thinking of Joey Thomas?

Packer do in fact have a DB named Joe Porter. He was our final cut last year...don't know if he remained on the practice squad or not this year. I personally hated Joe Porter, DB. We had the Packer Basketball team over here in Adams-Friendship, I reffed, and Joe Porter called one of my calls a "Hick-ass redneck call".....there-fore, I wanted him to die.

Well now I am intrigued. What qualifies as a hick-ass redneck call? Traveling, palming or anything against Joe Porter?

Did he go to Duke?

And more to the point- Are you, in fact, a hick-ass redneck?

I am no where close to being a hickass redneck. And the call I made was that James Jones was out of bounds, which he was, and then I was told "You don't make that call against us".....then Joe made his dick headed line to me, which then Ruvell Martin got pissed at him instead of me, which helped.

Who told you that you "don't make that call against us"? Was it Jones?

Unfortunate. Everyone always needs to learn the same lessons, over and over again.

No, it was Colin Cole.

James Jones was pretty cool even though Porter & Cole were being dicks, he just laughed, then tried to pants me. Ruvell was angry at first, but Jones told him it's cool, then Ruvell apologized to me, and yelled at Porter as well.

Since I've always liked James Jones, I'm glad he wasn't the penis in this situation.

Now that I'm thinking about this more carefully, the people who criticized you - Perter, Cole, and Martin, at first - are no longer with the Packers.

I think this is a lesson for all future Packers-touring-as-basketball-players.

You mess with ND, Thompson cuts your sorry ass or lets you get signed away by the Seattles of the NFL.