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You have replaced Ted Thompson as Packer GM. You must sign Nick Collins or face an angry parade of emails from Packer fans, some of whom will question your intelligence, sexuality and/or parentage.
Earlier in the week, a scruffy, ballcap wearing reckless driver reported to be 6' 2", 225 Lbs and answering to aliases such as The Kid, Gunslinger and Hamlet ran Thompson over at 1970 S. Oneida Street in Green Bay Wisconsin. The incident occurred on the 5 year anniversary of Thompson's selection of Aaron Rodgers with the 24th pick in the first round of the 2005 NFL draft.
The perpetrator, who was still at large at the time this message board went to press, is believed to be somewhere in Clark County, hunting deer despite being out of season. Police have have setup interview traps on all major highways and truck stops, with volunteer help from Ed Werder, Rachel Nicholls, Michael Silver, Peter King, John Madden, Chris Mortenson and Greta Van Susteren. Sony HandyCams have been distributed to members of the public to help lure him out of hiding. The driver was seated in a John Deere 1470D Tractor/Harvester. A note was attached to the windshield asking anyone who found the tractor to return it to Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
Thompson was leaving work around 6 PM in his sensibly priced 1988 Chevrolet Celebrity and did not appear to see the green and yellow tractor approaching at the stoplight. Despite the heroic efforts of most of the emergency responders (several were reported to have yelled "What did you think was going to happen when you let Anthony Smith leave?" while others questioned the wisdom of drafting Justin Harrell "You never draft a player who has had two injuries in college! Everyone knows that rule!") Thompson was declared dead on arrival at St. Vincent's Hospital. Thomspon's last words were reported by staff to be "I did give some thought to Mooch..." but Jay Glazer is reporting from prison that Thompson actually said "Al agreed to take a 4th for Moss but sometimes things happen ...."
OK, so now you have the background for your ascension to the GM throne. How much are you going to pay Nick Collins and for how long? We'll have some numbers to help you figure this out shortly.
Earlier in the week, a scruffy, ballcap wearing reckless driver reported to be 6' 2", 225 Lbs and answering to aliases such as The Kid, Gunslinger and Hamlet ran Thompson over at 1970 S. Oneida Street in Green Bay Wisconsin. The incident occurred on the 5 year anniversary of Thompson's selection of Aaron Rodgers with the 24th pick in the first round of the 2005 NFL draft.
The perpetrator, who was still at large at the time this message board went to press, is believed to be somewhere in Clark County, hunting deer despite being out of season. Police have have setup interview traps on all major highways and truck stops, with volunteer help from Ed Werder, Rachel Nicholls, Michael Silver, Peter King, John Madden, Chris Mortenson and Greta Van Susteren. Sony HandyCams have been distributed to members of the public to help lure him out of hiding. The driver was seated in a John Deere 1470D Tractor/Harvester. A note was attached to the windshield asking anyone who found the tractor to return it to Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
Thompson was leaving work around 6 PM in his sensibly priced 1988 Chevrolet Celebrity and did not appear to see the green and yellow tractor approaching at the stoplight. Despite the heroic efforts of most of the emergency responders (several were reported to have yelled "What did you think was going to happen when you let Anthony Smith leave?" while others questioned the wisdom of drafting Justin Harrell "You never draft a player who has had two injuries in college! Everyone knows that rule!") Thompson was declared dead on arrival at St. Vincent's Hospital. Thomspon's last words were reported by staff to be "I did give some thought to Mooch..." but Jay Glazer is reporting from prison that Thompson actually said "Al agreed to take a 4th for Moss but sometimes things happen ...."
OK, so now you have the background for your ascension to the GM throne. How much are you going to pay Nick Collins and for how long? We'll have some numbers to help you figure this out shortly.
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