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    sounds like a back handed compliment.

    i want to return my money. i sucked......because the team was rebuilding.....look i'm not the only one who came here and sucked. can't be my fault.


    nice

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    Once, I took a girl's virginity. But it was a terrible experience for both of us, so I offered to give her her virginity back. She said no.
    "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

    KYPack

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    • #3
      Meh...it was the fourth time she had given it away anyhow.



      Like Javon, she found that holding out didn't work either. Performing is what counts.
      [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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      • #4
        Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.
        "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

        KYPack

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Fritz
          Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.
          That's kind of gross. All Davis' daughters are probably 70 years old

          But hey, if it's young enough to hold it's pee, it's young enough for me.
          Formerly known as JustinHarrell.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Fritz
            Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.
            hopefully she looked more like her mom.

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            • #7
              But hey, if it's young enough to hold it's pee, it's young enough for me.[/quote]


              That's a first, havent heard that one, lol... I see you have the bar set real high, huh?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Little Whiskey
                Originally posted by Fritz
                Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.
                hopefully she looked more like her mom.
                You know I was tempted to go with "No, she looked like your mom" but I don't know you well enough to know if the joke would piss you off. So I'll just say this: It was a long time ago - I hardly remember. But I do remember that she got mad when I accidentally called her "Drew" in the heat of the moment.
                "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                KYPack

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                • #9
                  Why would you be thinking of Drew Rosenhaus at a time like that?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by JustinHarrell
                    Originally posted by Fritz
                    Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.
                    That's kind of gross. All Davis' daughters are probably 70 years old

                    But hey, if it's young enough to hold it's pee, it's young enough for me.

                    Sounds like it may still be viable "Prune-Tang"....you know....like a GILF.
                    "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

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                    • #11
                      "Excuse me. Can you direct me to the Javon Walker thread?"

                      "Waaall now. That exit was a looong ways back. You should have taken a left back in Albuquerque."
                      [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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                      • #12
                        I officially nominate this for "PackerRats 2010 Thread Of The Year."

                        As far as LP assuming that Fritz called out thinking of Drew Rosenhaus during sex, that's a cheap shot. He probably meant Drew Carey. Much bigger breastesses.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LP
                          Why would you be thinking of Drew Rosenhaus at a time like that?
                          Because she was screwing me.
                          "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                          KYPack

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Fritz
                            Originally posted by Little Whiskey
                            Originally posted by Fritz
                            Funny you should mention that. Her dad is Al Davis.
                            hopefully she looked more like her mom.
                            You know I was tempted to go with "No, she looked like your mom" but I don't know you well enough to know if the joke would piss you off. So I'll just say this: It was a long time ago - I hardly remember. But I do remember that she got mad when I accidentally called her "Drew" in the heat of the moment.
                            It was her fault for saying "Next question!" first.
                            Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Fritz
                              Originally posted by LP
                              Why would you be thinking of Drew Rosenhaus at a time like that?
                              Because she was screwing me.
                              Well duh! I should've known that.

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