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  • Lito Sheppard is a Queen

    Vikings supposedly agreed to a $2 million one year deal with this washed up (i hope) guy today.

  • #2
    That's one million for each thread!
    [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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    • #3
      With the Jared Allen threads it double Viking day!
      C.H.U.D.

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      • #4
        Is this a ploy to lure Rastak back?
        I can't run no more
        With that lawless crowd
        While the killers in high places
        Say their prayers out loud
        But they've summoned, they've summoned up
        A thundercloud
        They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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        • #5
          Sorry, I mis-ribbed you on that one. The other mention was a post in The Random football stuff thread.

          It seems like kind of a random signing.

          You'd think that guy would be veteran minimum.

          Edit: I looked for his receiving statistics and couldn't find them. After using clever research techniques I ascertained that he is a cornerback. All of us are smarter than any one of us, but some of us are really dumb.
          [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by swede
            Sorry, I mis-ribbed you on that one. The other mention was a post in The Random football stuff thread.
            I hate that fucking thread.
            "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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            • #7
              Me too!
              [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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              • #8
                Wait...why do we hate that fucking thread?
                [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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                • #9
                  i reluctantly posted it, didn't want to steal anyone's thunder, or step on their clipboards so close to draft day

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by twoseven
                    i reluctantly posted it, didn't want to steal anyone's thunder, or step on their clipboards so close to draft day
                    Well at least you probably knew he was a cornerback.
                    [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by swede
                      Originally posted by twoseven
                      i reluctantly posted it, didn't want to steal anyone's thunder, or step on their clipboards so close to draft day
                      Well at least you probably knew he was a cornerback.
                      yeah, but i forgot what his coney drill time was and his 40 yard vertical bench press was way below standards. but his Presidential physical fitness test was in the top 4th percentile, and he climbed the rope in only 3 seconds.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by twoseven
                        and he climbed the rope in only 3 seconds.
                        Quite by accident, I broke the record in my gym class for coming down the rope.
                        [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by swede
                          Wait...why do we hate that fucking thread?
                          I think we hate it because even though it is the offseason and we've got way too many new topics being posted every day, it's annoying to have sift through that instead of just clicking on a new thread that sums up the news quite nicely.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Joemailman
                            Is this a ploy to lure Rastak back?

                            It's DRAFT TIME DAMMIT

                            Rastak has been the MVP of draft day weekend for like five years

                            Where the h@ll is Rastak and WHY did he leave ???
                            TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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                            • #15
                              Im afraid the strain was more than he could bear(the NFCCG).
                              "I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious." - Vince Lombardi

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