If you could be one packer, who would it be?

[BallHawk]

I know it wouldn't be Hawk... I've seen his wife.

His wife does have nice body. She looks like a horse, but that's where the paper bag comes in.

[ny10804]

The title of this thread reminded me of Will Ferrell's rendition of Harry Carry during the 1998 ESPY awards: "If you had a choice between waking up in bed naked with Roy Firestone or Keith Olbermann, who would it be?

[woodbuck27]

I know it wouldn't be Hawk... I've seen his wife.

His wife does have nice body. She looks like a horse, but that's where the paper bag comes in.

Definitely in " the Horse face " category.

Is that in these days?

We're way behind up here in Canada. We still like Brad Pitts new gal. He got rid of his horse face.

[BallHawk]

Keith Olbermann is one funny guy, I wouldn't bang him, but I love how he makes fun of Ann Coulter. I borrowed her book "Godless" from the library....craziest shit ever. There is no way she is legally sane. I'm sure most of you have heard of her "Jersey girl" rants, which are just pure maniacal. But there is just so much more stuff that is ridiculous. She was asked on Hardball with Chris Matthews if she had ever had sex with a liberal. I think a better question would of been has she ever had sex. She looks kind of deformed and sounds sort of like Rita Cosby. And everytime she is asked a question she is just itching to break out some sort of sly coment. Al Gore is a fag, they should of blown up the New York times instead, etc. She is just one crazy bitch.

[Badgepack]

Hawks wife is fine, I'm more worried about another Brenda Warner type.

[BallHawk]

[LaFours]

Hawk -- he's got everything in front of him.
But, I don't know about the wife thing. If I was him, I would have waited a few years to settle down. Money, fame, muscles.....I'd be taking advantage of that and explore a wide variety of women through my twenties. Settle down and become a family man in your thirties.

He was probably thinking about offspring. I would imagine that the spawn of that marriage will be fairly talented...at least from an athletic standpoint.

[Zool]

gahhh!

[BallHawk]

If AJ and Laura had a kid what do you think the chances of it being a Centaur are?

[LaFours]

If AJ and Laura had a kid what do you think the chances of it being a Centaur are?

That depends on each of their signs...but I'd say they have a "sporting chance."