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Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.
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That looks a heckuva lot like a Fender P-Bass.Originally posted by JoemailmanSo, Rickenbacker makes a guitar called the Frankenbacker. I'm sure among Havner's many talents, he plays the guitar. The possibilities are endless. Maybe a video of him playing the guitar while doing circles on his motorcycle.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.
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A really fucking ugly mid-80s cock rock era P-Bass.Originally posted by denverYooperThat looks a heckuva lot like a Fender P-Bass.Originally posted by JoemailmanSo, Rickenbacker makes a guitar called the Frankenbacker. I'm sure among Havner's many talents, he plays the guitar. The possibilities are endless. Maybe a video of him playing the guitar while doing circles on his motorcycle.

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Thats not even a real Fender.Originally posted by get louder at lambeauA really fucking ugly mid-80s cock rock era P-Bass.Originally posted by denverYooperThat looks a heckuva lot like a Fender P-Bass.Originally posted by JoemailmanSo, Rickenbacker makes a guitar called the Frankenbacker. I'm sure among Havner's many talents, he plays the guitar. The possibilities are endless. Maybe a video of him playing the guitar while doing circles on his motorcycle.
Originally posted by 3irty1This is museum quality stupidity.
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How about this 8 month old classic?
And how to re-cycle a now-defunct jersey from your closet into a brandy new Spencer Havner jersey.
Frankenbacker forever, wherever he plays.
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Clever, especially changing "the 'F' word" on the back of a #4 jersey!Originally posted by KYPackHow about this 8 month old classic?
And how to re-cycle a now-defunct jersey from your closet into a brandy new Spencer Havner jersey.
Frankenbacker forever, wherever he plays.
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That's awesome. "No one will ever know you didn't buy this from the pro shop"Originally posted by PatlerClever, especially changing "the 'F' word" on the back of a #4 jersey!Originally posted by KYPackHow about this 8 month old classic?
And how to re-cycle a now-defunct jersey from your closet into a brandy new Spencer Havner jersey.
Frankenbacker forever, wherever he plays.
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
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I think he can long snap, play TE, Back up a FB spot, LB, Punter, ST, ST Coach (really he cant be that much worse) and Mascot. If he could play SS well we would be set!Originally posted by retailguyI already posted this in the cutdown thread, but do you think Havner can long snap?
That'd free up a roster spot. :PSwede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.
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...and he is a trick motorcycle rider to boot!Originally posted by Tony OdayI think he can long snap, play TE, Back up a FB spot, LB, Punter, ST, ST Coach (really he cant be that much worse) and Mascot. If he could play SS well we would be set!Originally posted by retailguyI already posted this in the cutdown thread, but do you think Havner can long snap?
That'd free up a roster spot. :P
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He save a kitten from a tree today and cured cancerOriginally posted by Patler...and he is a trick motorcycle rider to boot!Originally posted by Tony OdayI think he can long snap, play TE, Back up a FB spot, LB, Punter, ST, ST Coach (really he cant be that much worse) and Mascot. If he could play SS well we would be set!Originally posted by retailguyI already posted this in the cutdown thread, but do you think Havner can long snap?
That'd free up a roster spot. :PSwede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.
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Maybe he could give some tips to Kellen Winslow Jr.Originally posted by Patler...and he is a trick motorcycle rider to boot!Originally posted by Tony OdayI think he can long snap, play TE, Back up a FB spot, LB, Punter, ST, ST Coach (really he cant be that much worse) and Mascot. If he could play SS well we would be set!Originally posted by retailguyI already posted this in the cutdown thread, but do you think Havner can long snap?
That'd free up a roster spot. :P"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
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Based on the outcome, I think Winslow was doing the teaching. :POriginally posted by mraynrandMaybe he could give some tips to Kellen Winslow Jr.Originally posted by Patler...and he is a trick motorcycle rider to boot!Originally posted by Tony OdayI think he can long snap, play TE, Back up a FB spot, LB, Punter, ST, ST Coach (really he cant be that much worse) and Mascot. If he could play SS well we would be set!Originally posted by retailguyI already posted this in the cutdown thread, but do you think Havner can long snap?
That'd free up a roster spot. :P
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