I Hate The Bears

[Scott Campbell]

I just do. I hate them. I hate them more than Bert Favre. I hate them more than the Vikings. I hate their players. I hate their management. I hate their fans. I hate their city, and their crappy deep dish pizza. I hate their roads. I hate their tolls. And I hate their jerseys.

Thanks for listening.

[mission]

Fans used to spit on me at Soldier Field when I was a kid because I had a Packers jersey on.

I HATE THE BEARS!

[mmmdk]

MUST BEAT BEARS

[swede]

I hate the Bears.
I hate their stupid ugly stadium.
I hate the obnoxious, nasal 100-decibel braying that passes as conversation in Chicago.
I hate the fat security guards sleeping on chairs at O'Hare International.
I hate the Bears like slugs hate salt.

[Scott Campbell]

I hate their stupid ugly stadium.

Even the filthy locals hate it, and call it The Bedpan.

[Joemailman]

I grew up a Packer fan in Illinois, so naturally I hated the Bears. Since moving to Wisconsin in 1996 (good timing), my hate of the Bears has dissipated somewhat. It was easy to hate Ditka and McMahon, but Lovie and Cutler? Just doesn't seem the same.

How do I get the hate back?

[mmmdk]

I grew up a Packer fan in Illinois, so naturally I hated the Bears. Since moving to Wisconsin in 1996 (good timing), my hate of the Bears has dissipated somewhat. It was easy to hate Ditka and McMahon, but Lovie and Cutler? Just doesn't seem the same.

How do I get the hate back?

Uhm, here goes...Cutler did your mom!

[TennesseePackerBacker]

The Queens have surpassed the Bears on my list of most hated (Cowgirls a close third). It was easier to hate the Bears before Bert joined the Queens. I'm sure the list will change once the old guy retires and the Queens become irrelevant again.

[Bossman641]

Some of these are pretty good.

Living here, I definitely hate the roads and tolls. And yes, the worthless O'hare employees are funny. I do enjoy deep dish pizza though.

[mraynrand]

I enjoy listening to AM 670 (the Score) after a Bears loss.

[pbmax]

I normally would have to stand up for deep dish pizza and the Bear's uniform color (a lovely shade of blue for a football uniform).

But not this week.

[retailguy]

Some of these are pretty good.

Living here, I definitely hate the roads and tolls. And yes, the worthless O'hare employees are funny. I do enjoy deep dish pizza though.

Screw the deep dish pizza! Al's thin crust in old town Warrenville, now THAT is pizza. God I miss it!

:P

[The Leaper]

Ras...if you are reading this, just skip my entry.

The Vikings are a joke...that pathetic franchise couldn't win a title if it fell out of their love boat and bit their gnome-esque head coach right between his beady little eyes. How can you hate a team that wears fucking PURPLE...and blows an obnoxious dumbass horn in their pussified teflon covered stadium? This is a team who thinks BRETT FAVRE is their hope for winning a championship at age 40. Really? Was it really that bad last year even losing to them twice? Yeah it hurt...but not as much as losing to the Bears twice.

The Bears ARE our foil. They are metropolis to our small town. They are jackasses who can't drive, but insist on invading the state to the north because they are bored with their own surroundings. The Bears are the team that used William Perry to embarrass us. They are the team that pissed us off enough to cheer when McMahon got bodyslammed on his head. Are we to give them a pass because they've stunk for a generation? Is it our fault that we have secured franchise QBs while they've secured 7-11 workers that merely pose as NFL QBs? I hate the Bears because I respect the Bears. Even with their ugly ass stadium and boorish fans...the have the history and the cache of a legendary NFL team. They are one of the few franchises that can actually consider themselves on par with Green Bay and not be completely wet up to their eyebrows. Don't let them get any confidence...or they'll take over SNL again and make us all sick to our stomach.

Hate the Bears. Hate Jim McMahon's headband. Hate Mike Ditka's mustache. Hate their stupid train that can't figure out if it is a subway or not. Hate the fact that this is a city that allows the Sears Tower to be renamed after a Gary Coleman character. Hate the bastards who build a bridge over the projects because they hate their own people that much and don't want to deal with them.

HATE, HATE. HATE!!!

[retailguy]

Stop pussyfooting around Leaper, and tell us how you really feel! :P

[The Shadow]

Re: I Hate The Bears

I just do. I hate them. I hate them more than Bert Favre. I hate them more than the Vikings. I hate their players. I hate their management. I hate their fans. I hate their city, and their crappy deep dish pizza. I hate their roads. I hate their tolls. And I hate their jerseys.

Thanks for listening.

What Scott said - times 10!