Bears Gameplan

[Guiness]

The Packers need to beat the crap out of their skinny punk receivers at the LOS. Packer interior linebackers need to watch some Wayne Simmons:

That man and sanity were not well acquainted. That first video tells so much, he played the game ANGRY!

[Bossman641]

Obviously written by a Bears' homer since he doesn't seem to know anything about the Packers besides their "reputation".

Or should I have put this in the "I Hate the Bears" thread?

My favorite part...

4th: Jay’s Bombs: Green Bay’s secondary is very talented. Immensely gifted. Skilled, ball hawks, guys that can change a whole complexion of a game around. Yet, you can use that against them and turn it around in a hurry with a play-action fake, double-move from Knox or Hester, or just air it out when you see a golden opportunity. Take it to our advantage, right? Big plays=big momentum changers. Big plays=points. The more big plays, the better. Especially, when you consider we’re playing at home, the crowd will definitely help the cause. You know how BIG this game is, so any big play from Cutler’s arm will be a big deal. Cutler’s arm + Knox/Hester’s speed = Opportunity for big things to happen.

Might be team to bust out the thesaurus

[Lurker64]

Might be team to bust out the thesaurus

4th: Jay’s Bombs: Green Bay’s secondary is very talented. Immensely gifted. Skilled, ball hawks, guys that can change a whole complexion of a game around. Yet, you can use that against them and turn it around in a hurry with a play-action fake, double-move from Knox or Hester, or just air it out when you see a golden opportunity. Take it to our advantage, right? Large plays=sizable momentum changers. Substantial plays=points. The more great plays, the better. Especially, when you consider we’re playing at home, the crowd will definitely help the cause. You know how HUGE this game is, so any immense play from Cutler’s arm will be an enormous deal. Cutler’s arm + Knox/Hester’s speed = Opportunity for enormous things to happen.

Just checking down the list in the Thesaurus. I'm sad I didn't get to use "Brobdingnagian".

[RUnuts]

Might be team to bust out the thesaurus

4th: Jay’s Bombs: Green Bay’s secondary is very talented. Immensely gifted. Skilled, ball hawks, guys that can change a whole complexion of a game around. Yet, you can use that against them and turn it around in a hurry with a play-action fake, double-move from Knox or Hester, or just air it out when you see a golden opportunity. Take it to our advantage, right? Large plays=sizable momentum changers. Substantial plays=points. The more great plays, the better. Especially, when you consider we’re playing at home, the crowd will definitely help the cause. You know how HUGE this game is, so any immense play from Cutler’s arm will be an enormous deal. Cutler’s arm + Knox/Hester’s speed = Opportunity for enormous things to happen.

Just checking down the list in the Thesaurus. I'm sad I didn't get to use "Brobdingnagian".

The fatuous, flotilla sized, femeral, fallable, fat fuckers on the fortuitous, floppy, fellatio giving bears side will formulate a flawed, fillosophy (ok I cheated) of failure so fantastic that the filthy fanbase of forest munchers will be flabbergasted.

(someone burned most of my thesaurous and I only had a few pages in the F, section)

[swede]

Might be team to bust out the thesaurus

4th: Jay’s Bombs: Green Bay’s secondary is very talented. Immensely gifted. Skilled, ball hawks, guys that can change a whole complexion of a game around. Yet, you can use that against them and turn it around in a hurry with a play-action fake, double-move from Knox or Hester, or just air it out when you see a golden opportunity. Take it to our advantage, right? Large plays=sizable momentum changers. Substantial plays=points. The more great plays, the better. Especially, when you consider we’re playing at home, the crowd will definitely help the cause. You know how HUGE this game is, so any immense play from Cutler’s arm will be an enormous deal. Cutler’s arm + Knox/Hester’s speed = Opportunity for enormous things to happen.

Just checking down the list in the Thesaurus. I'm sad I didn't get to use "Brobdingnagian".

The fatuous, flotilla sized, femeral, fallable, fat fuckers on the fortuitous, floppy, fellatio giving bears side will formulate a flawed, fillosophy (ok I cheated) of failure so fantastic that the filthy fanbase of forest munchers will be flabbergasted.

(someone burned most of my thesaurous and I only had a few pages in the F, section)

Dear RUNuts,

You'll fit right in. See the orderly at the front desk for a hospital gown and a pair of paper slippers.

[RUnuts]

Might be team to bust out the thesaurus

4th: Jay’s Bombs: Green Bay’s secondary is very talented. Immensely gifted. Skilled, ball hawks, guys that can change a whole complexion of a game around. Yet, you can use that against them and turn it around in a hurry with a play-action fake, double-move from Knox or Hester, or just air it out when you see a golden opportunity. Take it to our advantage, right? Large plays=sizable momentum changers. Substantial plays=points. The more great plays, the better. Especially, when you consider we’re playing at home, the crowd will definitely help the cause. You know how HUGE this game is, so any immense play from Cutler’s arm will be an enormous deal. Cutler’s arm + Knox/Hester’s speed = Opportunity for enormous things to happen.

Just checking down the list in the Thesaurus. I'm sad I didn't get to use "Brobdingnagian".

The fatuous, flotilla sized, femeral, fallable, fat fuckers on the fortuitous, floppy, fellatio giving bears side will formulate a flawed, fillosophy (ok I cheated) of failure so fantastic that the filthy fanbase of forest munchers will be flabbergasted.

(someone burned most of my thesaurous and I only had a few pages in the F, section)

Dear RUNuts,

You'll fit right in. See the orderly at the front desk for a hospital gown and a pair of paper slippers.

Oh boy! I get a new gown and slippers!! The ones I"m wearing here ih the dayroom are about worn out

Thanks!!

[K-town]

Might be team to bust out the thesaurus

4th: Jay’s Bombs: Green Bay’s secondary is very talented. Immensely gifted. Skilled, ball hawks, guys that can change a whole complexion of a game around. Yet, you can use that against them and turn it around in a hurry with a play-action fake, double-move from Knox or Hester, or just air it out when you see a golden opportunity. Take it to our advantage, right? Large plays=sizable momentum changers. Substantial plays=points. The more great plays, the better. Especially, when you consider we’re playing at home, the crowd will definitely help the cause. You know how HUGE this game is, so any immense play from Cutler’s arm will be an enormous deal. Cutler’s arm + Knox/Hester’s speed = Opportunity for enormous things to happen.

Just checking down the list in the Thesaurus. I'm sad I didn't get to use "Brobdingnagian".

The fatuous, flotilla sized, femeral, fallable, fat fuckers on the fortuitous, floppy, fellatio giving bears side will formulate a flawed, fillosophy (ok I cheated) of failure so fantastic that the filthy fanbase of forest munchers will be flabbergasted.

(someone burned most of my thesaurous and I only had a few pages in the F, section)

Dear RUNuts,

You'll fit right in. See the orderly at the front desk for a hospital gown and a pair of paper slippers.

How about a sweater with really long sleeves?

[HowardRoark]

Might be team to bust out the thesaurus

4th: Jay’s Bombs: Green Bay’s secondary is very talented. Immensely gifted. Skilled, ball hawks, guys that can change a whole complexion of a game around. Yet, you can use that against them and turn it around in a hurry with a play-action fake, double-move from Knox or Hester, or just air it out when you see a golden opportunity. Take it to our advantage, right? Large plays=sizable momentum changers. Substantial plays=points. The more great plays, the better. Especially, when you consider we’re playing at home, the crowd will definitely help the cause. You know how HUGE this game is, so any immense play from Cutler’s arm will be an enormous deal. Cutler’s arm + Knox/Hester’s speed = Opportunity for enormous things to happen.

Just checking down the list in the Thesaurus. I'm sad I didn't get to use "Brobdingnagian".

The fatuous, flotilla sized, femeral, fallable, fat fuckers on the fortuitous, floppy, fellatio giving bears side will formulate a flawed, fillosophy (ok I cheated) of failure so fantastic that the filthy fanbase of forest munchers will be flabbergasted.

(someone burned most of my thesaurous and I only had a few pages in the F, section)

Dear RUNuts,

You'll fit right in. See the orderly at the front desk for a hospital gown and a pair of paper slippers.

How about a sweater with really long sleeves?

I think Tyrone is still using it.

[RUnuts]

Might be team to bust out the thesaurus

4th: Jay’s Bombs: Green Bay’s secondary is very talented. Immensely gifted. Skilled, ball hawks, guys that can change a whole complexion of a game around. Yet, you can use that against them and turn it around in a hurry with a play-action fake, double-move from Knox or Hester, or just air it out when you see a golden opportunity. Take it to our advantage, right? Large plays=sizable momentum changers. Substantial plays=points. The more great plays, the better. Especially, when you consider we’re playing at home, the crowd will definitely help the cause. You know how HUGE this game is, so any immense play from Cutler’s arm will be an enormous deal. Cutler’s arm + Knox/Hester’s speed = Opportunity for enormous things to happen.

Just checking down the list in the Thesaurus. I'm sad I didn't get to use "Brobdingnagian".

The fatuous, flotilla sized, femeral, fallable, fat fuckers on the fortuitous, floppy, fellatio giving bears side will formulate a flawed, fillosophy (ok I cheated) of failure so fantastic that the filthy fanbase of forest munchers will be flabbergasted.

(someone burned most of my thesaurous and I only had a few pages in the F, section)

Dear RUNuts,

You'll fit right in. See the orderly at the front desk for a hospital gown and a pair of paper slippers.

How about a sweater with really long sleeves?

yes! yes! oh please, oh please!!

[denverYooper]

My gameplan involves a handle of Seagram's, a 2 liter of Big K Tonic Water, and a couple key limes.

[Gunakor]

My plan is to DVR the game and watch it after work....

[mraynrand]

Might be team to bust out the thesaurus

4th: Jay’s Bombs: Green Bay’s secondary is very talented. Immensely gifted. Skilled, ball hawks, guys that can change a whole complexion of a game around. Yet, you can use that against them and turn it around in a hurry with a play-action fake, double-move from Knox or Hester, or just air it out when you see a golden opportunity. Take it to our advantage, right? Large plays=sizable momentum changers. Substantial plays=points. The more great plays, the better. Especially, when you consider we’re playing at home, the crowd will definitely help the cause. You know how HUGE this game is, so any immense play from Cutler’s arm will be an enormous deal. Cutler’s arm + Knox/Hester’s speed = Opportunity for enormous things to happen.

Just checking down the list in the Thesaurus. I'm sad I didn't get to use "Brobdingnagian".

The fatuous, flotilla sized, femeral, fallable, fat fuckers on the fortuitous, floppy, fellatio giving bears side will formulate a flawed, fillosophy (ok I cheated) of failure so fantastic that the filthy fanbase of forest munchers will be flabbergasted.

(someone burned most of my thesaurous and I only had a few pages in the F, section)

Dear RUNuts,

You'll fit right in. See the orderly at the front desk for a hospital gown and a pair of paper slippers.

Yep, we're just one big happy Packer family watching the game. Just don't bring up He Who Will Not Be Named.

[channtheman]

Might be team to bust out the thesaurus

4th: Jay’s Bombs: Green Bay’s secondary is very talented. Immensely gifted. Skilled, ball hawks, guys that can change a whole complexion of a game around. Yet, you can use that against them and turn it around in a hurry with a play-action fake, double-move from Knox or Hester, or just air it out when you see a golden opportunity. Take it to our advantage, right? Large plays=sizable momentum changers. Substantial plays=points. The more great plays, the better. Especially, when you consider we’re playing at home, the crowd will definitely help the cause. You know how HUGE this game is, so any immense play from Cutler’s arm will be an enormous deal. Cutler’s arm + Knox/Hester’s speed = Opportunity for enormous things to happen.

Just checking down the list in the Thesaurus. I'm sad I didn't get to use "Brobdingnagian".

The fatuous, flotilla sized, femeral, fallable, fat fuckers on the fortuitous, floppy, fellatio giving bears side will formulate a flawed, fillosophy (ok I cheated) of failure so fantastic that the filthy fanbase of forest munchers will be flabbergasted.

(someone burned most of my thesaurous and I only had a few pages in the F, section)

Dear RUNuts,

You'll fit right in. See the orderly at the front desk for a hospital gown and a pair of paper slippers.

Yep, we're just one big happy Packer family watching the game. Just don't bring up He Who Will Not Be Named.

Oh fuck. We have Gruden announcing this game. You think he will remember that Favre hasn't been on the Packers since 2007?

[rbaloha1]

Expect the Bears to spread-out and isolate Shields and Bush. Cutler's quick release neutralizes Matthews.

On defense, expect the Bears to blitz often until they get burned.

[mraynrand]

Expect the Bears to spread-out and isolate Shields and Bush. Cutler's quick release neutralizes Matthews.

On defense, expect the Bears to blitz often until they get burned.

I don't think the Bears will blitz much. I think Lovie wants to let his front four do the job and ake it really tough for Rodgers to complete passes. As someone said above, they will dare the Packers to run it, hoping for at worst a repeat of the 2007 game at Soldier field.