After a long ‘Recovery Summer’ Cleft Crusty is finally recovered. With all the carping and complaining about Health Care Reform, actual heath care took a back seat and Cleft Crusty Reform was slow in coming. It came as a surprise when Cleft Crusty lost his insurance; apparently the UrinalScented does not provide coverage for semi-retired sports reporters with bad gums. Well, when Clefty tried to get new insurance it turns out that Clefty’s wife qualifies as a ‘pre-existing condition,’ and there is no policy willing to take that on, I can assure you. So here I am, deciding whether to bleed out my life savings on extremely expensive insurance or risk blowing it all in one shot on bypass surgery somewhere down the line. Either way, it takes the enjoyment out of cynically evaluating the NFL. But Celft Crusty has never been one to complain – yes, I’ve been one to eviscerate, denigrate, obviate; demolish, deflate, incapacitate; destroy, detect and reject all the worthless claims of know-nothing sports fans, but never to complain. So I return, with all the mental vigor that a slightly sub-optimal dose of Modafinil can provide, to offer slightly uninformed evaluations of tonight’s contest. Fire away!
I know some of you will be sore after the Packers got outclassed by a superior, better disciplined team, but I'll try not to rub the salt into your wounds too much....
I know some of you will be sore after the Packers got outclassed by a superior, better disciplined team, but I'll try not to rub the salt into your wounds too much....


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