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    This guy is awesome, whoever he is

    The gunman, not the pussy NFL player.

    So he's banging a cheerleader almost half his age when her crazy ethnic boyfriend charges in and put his piece to her head, and then he and her have a fucking shoot-out?! How fucking awesome is that?! Meanwhile, while these two (ex)lovers are fucking trying to kill each other or killing trying to fuck each other, this fucking pussy, Osgood or whatever, is jumping out the window like some fucking retard.

    JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Jacksonville Jaguars receiver Kassim Osgood leapt out a second-floor window to escape a gun-wielding man who attacked him and a 19-year-old Jaguars cheerleader, according to police.

    The armed intruder exchanged gunfire with his ex-girlfriend, Mackenzie Rae Putnal, after putting a gun to her head on Monday night, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.

    According to the sheriff's report, Osgood, 30, sustained some minor bruises during the attack and while fleeing.

    "He's fine," Jaguars coach Jack Del Rio said Wednesday. "I'm aware of it. I really can't comment on that whole deal. He's doing OK."

    The Florida Times-Union first reported the incident.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
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  • #2
    Guns and pussy....God Bless America.
    C.H.U.D.

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    • #3
      Damn. This Bartello dude also beat the girl's dog. I'm no expert, but I suspect he may have some anger management issues. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/4...-escape-attack
      I can't run no more
      With that lawless crowd
      While the killers in high places
      Say their prayers out loud
      But they've summoned, they've summoned up
      A thundercloud
      They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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      • #4
        So here's the cheerleader in question...
        -digital dean

        No "TROLLS" allowed!

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        • #5
          I'm saddened by how selfish I've grown in the last few years, but honestly, I'm thinking if I'm a football player, even a benchwarmer, my the biggest love in my life is my body. This cheerleader is probably not the woman of my dreams. Now, her psycho ex has started firing, and she's firing back. I don't have a gun. Why am I going to stay around?
          I believe in God, family, Baylor University, and the Green Bay Packers.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by NewsBruin
            I'm saddened by how selfish I've grown in the last few years, but honestly, I'm thinking if I'm a football player, even a benchwarmer, my the biggest love in my life is my body. This cheerleader is probably not the woman of my dreams. Now, her psycho ex has started firing, and she's firing back. I don't have a gun. Why am I going to stay around?
            Sounds like she had it handled anyway.
            [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by NewsBruin
              I'm saddened by how selfish I've grown in the last few years, but honestly, I'm thinking if I'm a football player, even a benchwarmer, my the biggest love in my life is my body. This cheerleader is probably not the woman of my dreams. Now, her psycho ex has started firing, and she's firing back. I don't have a gun. Why am I going to stay around?
              If she wasn't the woman of my dreams when I was tapping it, she would have been after I saw her grab a gun and defend herself (and me).
              The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

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              • #8
                Originally posted by bobblehead
                Originally posted by NewsBruin
                I'm saddened by how selfish I've grown in the last few years, but honestly, I'm thinking if I'm a football player, even a benchwarmer, my the biggest love in my life is my body. This cheerleader is probably not the woman of my dreams. Now, her psycho ex has started firing, and she's firing back. I don't have a gun. Why am I going to stay around?
                If she wasn't the woman of my dreams when I was tapping it, she would have been after I saw her grab a gun and defend herself (and me).
                Exactly: she starts shooting back!!
                "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                KYPack

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by bobblehead
                  Originally posted by NewsBruin
                  I'm saddened by how selfish I've grown in the last few years, but honestly, I'm thinking if I'm a football player, even a benchwarmer, my the biggest love in my life is my body. This cheerleader is probably not the woman of my dreams. Now, her psycho ex has started firing, and she's firing back. I don't have a gun. Why am I going to stay around?
                  If she wasn't the woman of my dreams when I was tapping it, she would have been after I saw her grab a gun and defend herself (and me).
                  She had a laser sight and they both missed. Color me unimpressed. Or maybe those two are still crazy in love.

                  But what I really want to know (from Skin) is just which ethnics are crazy and which are not.
                  Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by pbmax
                    Originally posted by bobblehead
                    Originally posted by NewsBruin
                    I'm saddened by how selfish I've grown in the last few years, but honestly, I'm thinking if I'm a football player, even a benchwarmer, my the biggest love in my life is my body. This cheerleader is probably not the woman of my dreams. Now, her psycho ex has started firing, and she's firing back. I don't have a gun. Why am I going to stay around?
                    If she wasn't the woman of my dreams when I was tapping it, she would have been after I saw her grab a gun and defend herself (and me).
                    She had a laser sight and they both missed. Color me unimpressed.
                    That was my thought exactly. Hell, Brandon Jackson has better vision than these two.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by vince
                      Originally posted by pbmax
                      Originally posted by bobblehead
                      Originally posted by NewsBruin
                      I'm saddened by how selfish I've grown in the last few years, but honestly, I'm thinking if I'm a football player, even a benchwarmer, my the biggest love in my life is my body. This cheerleader is probably not the woman of my dreams. Now, her psycho ex has started firing, and she's firing back. I don't have a gun. Why am I going to stay around?
                      If she wasn't the woman of my dreams when I was tapping it, she would have been after I saw her grab a gun and defend herself (and me).
                      She had a laser sight and they both missed. Color me unimpressed.
                      That was my thought exactly. Hell, Brandon Jackson has better vision than these two.
                      Bjack's vision is impaired only when he is behind the O-Line.

                      On a serious note, I love how BJack runs on the dump passes and screens. I just don't understand his hesitation running the ball.
                      But Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.

                      -Tim Harmston

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ThunderDan
                        Originally posted by vince
                        Originally posted by pbmax
                        Originally posted by bobblehead
                        Originally posted by NewsBruin
                        I'm saddened by how selfish I've grown in the last few years, but honestly, I'm thinking if I'm a football player, even a benchwarmer, my the biggest love in my life is my body. This cheerleader is probably not the woman of my dreams. Now, her psycho ex has started firing, and she's firing back. I don't have a gun. Why am I going to stay around?
                        If she wasn't the woman of my dreams when I was tapping it, she would have been after I saw her grab a gun and defend herself (and me).
                        She had a laser sight and they both missed. Color me unimpressed.
                        That was my thought exactly. Hell, Brandon Jackson has better vision than these two.
                        Bjack's vision is impaired only when he is behind the O-Line.

                        On a serious note, I love how BJack runs on the dump passes and screens. I just don't understand his hesitation running the ball.
                        I totally agree with that. I think he runs SO much better in space and has secure hands.

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                        • #13
                          So hes a pussy for running out of a gun fight when he has no gun?

                          Sounds more like common sense to me

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by pbmax
                            Originally posted by bobblehead
                            Originally posted by NewsBruin
                            I'm saddened by how selfish I've grown in the last few years, but honestly, I'm thinking if I'm a football player, even a benchwarmer, my the biggest love in my life is my body. This cheerleader is probably not the woman of my dreams. Now, her psycho ex has started firing, and she's firing back. I don't have a gun. Why am I going to stay around?
                            If she wasn't the woman of my dreams when I was tapping it, she would have been after I saw her grab a gun and defend herself (and me).
                            She had a laser sight and they both missed. Color me unimpressed. Or maybe those two are still crazy in love.

                            But what I really want to know (from Skin) is just which ethnics are crazy and which are not.
                            Clearly you do now watch enough Hollywood films. They are both bad guys - and bad guys rarely hit anything except for innocent little old ladies and young children, who somehow are easy to hit.
                            "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                            KYPack

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Brandon494
                              So hes a pussy for running out of a gun fight when he has no gun?

                              Sounds more like common sense to me
                              this!!

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