At the Quarter Pole

[Smidgeon]

Offense:
5th in points per game (tie)
19th in yards per game
6th in yards per play
5th in 3rd down % (tie)
24th in fewest penalties (tie)
24th in fewest penalty yards (tie)
19th in time of possession
2nd in points per play

Defense:
13th in fewest points per game
10th in fewest yards per game
13th in fewest yards per play
24th in 3rd down % (tie)
26th in fewest penalties (tie)
24th in fewest penalty yards
16th in lowest time of possession
14th in fewest points per play

[sheepshead]

actually the quarter pole is the marker with a quarter left in the race. Just sayin'

[Smidgeon]

actually the quarter pole is the marker with a quarter left in the race. Just sayin'

So would they presently at the three quarter pole?

[sheepshead]

actually the quarter pole is the marker with a quarter left in the race. Just sayin'

So would they presently at the three quarter pole?

Only if you say so.

[ThunderDan]

actually the quarter pole is the marker with a quarter left in the race. Just sayin'

Actually....it marks that there is a quarter of a mile left in a horse race.

[sheepshead]

of course, left a word out

[Fritz]

So edumacate me, people: What is a quarter pole dancer?

[sheepshead]

really really ugly (25 cents)

[Little Whiskey]

So edumacate me, people: What is a quarter pole dancer?

a midget

[swede]

So edumacate me, people: What is a quarter pole dancer?

a midget

A stripper with depression issues might be a bipolar dancer.