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  • RESIGN SPENSER HAVNER PETITION!!!!!

    NOW! Depth at two positions hit by injuries!!!
    Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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    He would fit right in - he's INJURED!! Sign 'em up!
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    • #3
      Originally posted by mraynrand
      He would fit right in - he's INJURED!! Sign 'em up!

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      • #4
        "FRANKENBACKER LIVES!!!"
        "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

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        • #5
          Is he even available?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by pittstang5
            Is he even available?
            Rumor is that the Lions released him to sign someone else. Not sure if there's an injury concern, but that could be a factor.
            "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

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            • #7
              Haver has a hamstring injury. Don't know how serious.
              I can't run no more
              With that lawless crowd
              While the killers in high places
              Say their prayers out loud
              But they've summoned, they've summoned up
              A thundercloud
              They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Joemailman
                Haver has a hamstring injury. Don't know how serious.
                Hamstring....we gotta guy with one of those. We need somebody with something no one else has, so we're unique. Tennis elbow. I don't think anyone has that yet.

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                • #9
                  He was designated as waved-injured, which usually means that an injury settlement was reached. I expect that the settlement was for ~2-3 weeks, depending on the severity of the hamstring injury, so he won't be able for a while. By the time he's healthy there Crabtree and Francois may be starting.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by pittstang5
                    Originally posted by Joemailman
                    Haver has a hamstring injury. Don't know how serious.
                    Hamstring....we gotta guy with one of those. We need somebody with something no one else has, so we're unique. Tennis elbow. I don't think anyone has that yet.
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                    No longer the member of any fan clubs. I'm tired of jinxing players out of the league and into obscurity.

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                    • #11
                      We're good. Crabtree looks like he can play linebacker. We should only sign Havner if the NFL lets him play on his motorcycle.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by pittstang5
                        Hamstring....we gotta guy with one of those. We need somebody with something no one else has, so we're unique. Tennis elbow. I don't think anyone has that yet.
                        I've got that, in both elbows to boot! And I can run into the backs of other defenders just as well as Poppinga. Hell, I'll even do it at half... no a third of the price! Where do I send my application?
                        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                        • #13
                          how many TE's can one team have?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by retailguy
                            how many TE's can one team have?
                            As many as it takes to put a healthy one or two on the field?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SkinBasket
                              Originally posted by pittstang5
                              Hamstring....we gotta guy with one of those. We need somebody with something no one else has, so we're unique. Tennis elbow. I don't think anyone has that yet.
                              I've got that, in both elbows to boot! And I can run into the backs of other defenders just as well as Poppinga. Hell, I'll even do it at half... no a third of the price! Where do I send my application?
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