Halloween ideas

[wootah]

Don't forget to wear crocs, to hold on to your elbow and to limp while walking.

[bobblehead]

Don't forget to wear crocs, to hold on to your elbow and to limp while walking.

You only hold your elbow or limp after screwing up...maybe after a chic shoots you down in this case. After you "score" you jump around and celebrate with no indication of injury.

[denverYooper]

Don't forget to wear crocs, to hold on to your elbow and to limp while walking.

If people don't get that he's Favre, they'll at least figure him for a redneck pimp.

[pbmax]

Just go with the Open Fly Wranglers joke from Saturday Night Live. Wrangers, Favre jersey and an open fly. Maybe some talcum powder and a close haircut for effect. Obviously, do not shave.

For public places, wear boxers and keep Lil' Lorenzo hidden but the fly open. Maybe a sign saying "Photo Booth". You must also have a cell phone and crocs.

When at a private residence populated solely by adults, invest in a small toy from the local Adult Novelty store. Velcro that baby and let it dangle.

[KYPack]

Once the darling and hero of the sports world.

Now the punchline of a dick joke on SNL.

[mraynrand]

Don't forget to wear crocs, to hold on to your elbow and to limp while walking.

Aren't you being redundant?

[sharpe1027]

Re: Halloween ideas

If you have a partner in crime, have a friend dress up as Sterger and have her own phone with pictures of you on it. Even if you end up going to different parties/bars, you can send her sexts throughout the night.

Also consider some extra padding around the midsection.

[mmmdk]

I love halloween.

I have a Q: Does religion take part (in the US) in this great tradition? I ask because halloween is growing in Denmark but our protestant church wants a piece of the cake to get people back to religion.

Anyone?

[MJZiggy]

Halloween started as All Hallows Eve, the eve of the Catholic holiday All Saints Day a day honoring all those who have achieved sainthood. So, sorry to the protestant dudes, but Halloween is kind of the backlash and was the traditional day when the ghosts would rise and walk the earth before the saints prevailed in the morning. Tough luck on that one.

[TennesseePackerBacker]

It's pretty much just a commercial holiday mmmdk. A lot of the churches where I live will have activities like "safe" trick-or-treating, but only a very few are outspoken about Halloween.


Also, I decided to ditch the costume idea. It just didn't seem like enough people would be able to relate or even know what the hell it was about.

Decided to dress up as The Blues Brothers with a friend.

[mmmdk]

Halloween started as All Hallows Eve, the eve of the Catholic holiday All Saints Day a day honoring all those who have achieved sainthood. So, sorry to the protestant dudes, but Halloween is kind of the backlash and was the traditional day when the ghosts would rise and walk the earth before the saints prevailed in the morning. Tough luck on that one.

LOL, thanx

[mmmdk]

It's pretty much just a commercial holiday mmmdk. A lot of the churches where I live will have activities like "safe" trick-or-treating, but only a very few are outspoken about Halloween.


Also, I decided to ditch the costume idea. It just didn't seem like enough people would be able to relate or even know what the hell it was about.

Decided to dress up as The Blues Brothers with a friend.

Same thing here; it's commercial. I like your blues dress idea.

Besides, in Denmark we have a very similar tradition in february called 'fastalavn'. Halloween won't overtake it but who knows!?

[Bossman641]

I'd just wear a Favre jersey and hang a hot dog out my zipper if you wanted to keep it PG.