I feel like we lose everytime...

[Fritz]

We are all here for entertainment Fritz. I like posting things - sometimes just to see what other supposedly humans will do with it. It's far more entertaining than any reality programming. I mean, reality TV gives reality a really bad fucking name, ya know?

"Words - on a forum"

Captain, I am deadly serious here. I want Rodgers to celebrate not with his silly-ass belt move, but by grabbing the opponent's mascot, or an opposing player, and bending it/him over and thrusting furiously and theatrically. Perhaps while waving to the crowd in a friendly manner.

That move says it all. It's very modern (none of this sportsmanship crap) and very attention-getting.

And it's better than reality television, because it's not real fake sex, like Jersey Shore, it'd be fake real sex.

If that's too extreme for folks, then I propose Rodgers pretend to whip out his willy, then pretend to snap pictures of it. Maybe he could get his cleats painted so they look like green crocs.

[Patler]

I hate all of Rodgers' little shows.
The one and only "celebration" antic that is worth a crap is........the handshake. Thank you Mr. Woodson for bringing dignity back!

[swede]

Captain, I am deadly serious here. I want Rodgers to celebrate not with his silly-ass belt move, but by grabbing the opponent's mascot, or an opposing player, and bending it/him over and thrusting furiously and theatrically. Perhaps while waving to the crowd in a friendly manner.

That move says it all. It's very modern (none of this sportsmanship crap) and very attention-getting.

And it's better than reality television, because it's not real fake sex, like Jersey Shore, it'd be fake real sex.

If that's too extreme for folks, then I propose Rodgers pretend to whip out his willy, then pretend to snap pictures of it. Maybe he could get his cleats painted so they look like green crocs.

Fritz, that post compels me to remember Hunter S. Thompson himself, who once said, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro..."

[CaptainKickass]

Captain, I am deadly serious here. I want Rodgers to celebrate not with his silly-ass belt move, but by grabbing the opponent's mascot, and bending it/him over and thrusting furiously and theatrically. Perhaps while waving to the crowd in a friendly manner.

That move says it all. It's very modern (none of this sportsmanship crap) and very attention-getting.

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Fritz - I think you need to watch this short documentary before you continue your Mascot speculations

(Note the Packer logo in the background around 2:26)

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[Guiness]

If that's too extreme for folks, then I propose Rodgers pretend to whip out his willy, then pretend to snap pictures of it. Maybe he could get his cleats painted so they look like green crocs.

Damn...you know, that's good. A huge FU, and I'm not sure what the NFL could do about him miming taking pictures...everybody at the offices would be ticked off, but I don't think there's much they could really do. I seriously love this idea!

Got his twitter? Send him this suggestion.

[pbmax]

Once they banned Chad Johnson from putting the football with the pylon, I lost all interest in celebrations. That move was hysterical.

At some point, the Packers could have had someone putting the football into the center of the 'G' like it was the cup, and had other players holding the flag and reading the putt like a caddy. Endless possibilities. Announcers could have played along as well.

It a eye of the beholder problem, as I usually have no problem if it makes me laugh.
Johnson putting? Works for me.
T.O. with his Sharpie or popcorn? Works.
Joe Horn with a cell phone. Horrible.

[Little Whiskey]

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Fritz - I think you need to watch this short documentary before you continue your Mascot speculations

(Note the Packer logo in the background around 2:26)

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the guy at the 2min mark! priceless!!!!

[Iron Mike]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVg5JRR53VE

[wootah]

hahaha love it...

can you clip the championship belt too...

I didn't make these btw. Just google images "Aaron Rodgers shoryuken" or "Aaron Rodgers belt" and you find them.

[wootah]

I hate all of Rodgers' little shows.
The one and only "celebration" antic that is worth a crap is........the handshake. Thank you Mr. Woodson for bringing dignity back!

I'm a bit torn here. As a youth soccer coach, I absolutely hate it when my players celebrate a goal with something rehearsed. I just want them to take the damn ball so that we can score again as quick as possible. But as a spectator, I don't mind a little show, provided that it's done by a good player, on a crucial moment and that it's somewhat of a unique thing for the player. Too much becomes annoying (like Usain Bolt for example), but a little is allowed. Rodgers is as old/young as I am, and the fact that his celebratations are all references to kids stuff from the early 90's, is pretty funny to me. Actually I'm waiting for him to do a Mortal Kombat fatality soon. Hopefully on Colledge.

What's your take on Rodgers weekly invasion of the team captains photo?

This is the one of last week:


Hilarious.

[Fritz]

Now that I've seen the groupie/mascot documentary, I like my idea even better. Go Aaron! I'll be at Ford Field Dec. 12th, so I'm looking forward to seeing Rodgers bend over that stupid Lion mascot.

As for my second idea - miming taking pictures of his "croc" - that, in conjunction with the documentary on mascot groupies, makes me see that Brett Favre may have a post-NFL quarterback future. Maybe he could be the mascot for a local minor league baseball team, and get some chicks that way.

[swede]

What's your take on Rodgers weekly invasion of the team captains photo?


Hilarious.

I have two observations.

One, I also think AR's insinuations into team photos is really funny.

Two, don't players wear ANYTHING under those pants? When I hear that a player is out with a groin injury is it really more of an injury to a "joint"? Hey, Charlie! Jimmy Dean called. He wants his sausage back.

At least Rodgers is wearing a loincloth.

[pbmax]

I have two observations.

One, I also think AR's insinuations into team photos is really funny.

Two, don't players wear ANYTHING under those pants? When I hear that a player is out with a groin injury is it really more of an injury to a "joint"? Hey, Charlie! Jimmy Dean called. He wants his sausage back.

At least Rodgers is wearing a loincloth.

Precisely. At some point the resolution of my TV will exceed my desire to see that much detail. Its very close right now.

[Fritz]

I'm waiting for Jenn Sterger to post in this thread.

[MJZiggy]

I have two observations.

One, I also think AR's insinuations into team photos is really funny.

Two, don't players wear ANYTHING under those pants? When I hear that a player is out with a groin injury is it really more of an injury to a "joint"? Hey, Charlie! Jimmy Dean called. He wants his sausage back.

At least Rodgers is wearing a loincloth.

I'll have to look at those images again. I did once see a shot of Mason Crosby kicking that should make ol' Brent pretty jealous...