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Twas the Night after Christmas, and all through the house
Everyone was stirring, even ex-Packer Aaron Rouse
The fans were lined by the TV with care
In hopes that a Green Bay win would soon be theirs
The Giants were not nestled all snug in their beds
Visions of Clay Matthews terrorized their heads
Eli Manning in his helmet, and Tom Coughlin in his cap
Were trying to figure out the Pack Attack
At the NFL Today studio there arose such a clatter
Brown, Marino, and Esiason were wondering what was the matter
They looked at their monitors, quick as a flash
To see Aaron Rodgers was starting for the Pack
The sun was shining on the new fallen snow
Gave the lusture of mid-day to Lambeau below
When what to the fans wondering eyes should appear
Coach McCarthy and his team, in their game day gear
The players following McCarthy, so lively and quick
The fans knew in a moment it was not dog killer Mike Vick
Faster than the Giants pass rush the players came
McCarthy stood proud and called them by name
Now Rodgers! Now Matthews! Now, Jennings and Woodson!
On Hawk! on Kuhn! On, Driver and Jackson!
To the back of the endzone! To the Lambeau leap wall!
Now sack Manning! Beat Webster! Stop Tuck once and for all!
As the dry air lingers before the game ball flies
When the Pack meets an obstacle they aim for the sky
So off to the corner of the endzone they flew
If the didn’t win the state of Wisconsin would be blue
And then comes kickoff, the ball is in the air
The fans at Lambeau stop and stare
Webster, a corner, catches the ball in fear
This isn’t his normal job, that is definitely clear
He is leveled to the ground by Slocum’s special teams
Leaving #23 wishing he had just taken a knee
Manning, down after down, being thrown on his back
Wishing to never again be victim of a Clay Matthews sack
And on to the field came Green Bay’s own superman
Aaron Rodgers and his title belt, he’s obviously the man
His Eyes how they twinkled, his dimples how merry
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
When he heard the fans at Lambeau yell GO PACK GO
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Let the fans know they had nothing to dread
Down after down, play after play
The Pack killed the giants, everyone yelled Hooray!
Rodgers had a postgame interview with Pam Young,
She asked them how they did it, how they played, how they won
And Rodgers replied, “We didn’t win by luck
and next week we’ll prove that DA BEARS STILL SUCK”.
Twas the Night after Christmas, and all through the house
Everyone was stirring, even ex-Packer Aaron Rouse
The fans were lined by the TV with care
In hopes that a Green Bay win would soon be theirs
The Giants were not nestled all snug in their beds
Visions of Clay Matthews terrorized their heads
Eli Manning in his helmet, and Tom Coughlin in his cap
Were trying to figure out the Pack Attack
At the NFL Today studio there arose such a clatter
Brown, Marino, and Esiason were wondering what was the matter
They looked at their monitors, quick as a flash
To see Aaron Rodgers was starting for the Pack
The sun was shining on the new fallen snow
Gave the lusture of mid-day to Lambeau below
When what to the fans wondering eyes should appear
Coach McCarthy and his team, in their game day gear
The players following McCarthy, so lively and quick
The fans knew in a moment it was not dog killer Mike Vick
Faster than the Giants pass rush the players came
McCarthy stood proud and called them by name
Now Rodgers! Now Matthews! Now, Jennings and Woodson!
On Hawk! on Kuhn! On, Driver and Jackson!
To the back of the endzone! To the Lambeau leap wall!
Now sack Manning! Beat Webster! Stop Tuck once and for all!
As the dry air lingers before the game ball flies
When the Pack meets an obstacle they aim for the sky
So off to the corner of the endzone they flew
If the didn’t win the state of Wisconsin would be blue
And then comes kickoff, the ball is in the air
The fans at Lambeau stop and stare
Webster, a corner, catches the ball in fear
This isn’t his normal job, that is definitely clear
He is leveled to the ground by Slocum’s special teams
Leaving #23 wishing he had just taken a knee
Manning, down after down, being thrown on his back
Wishing to never again be victim of a Clay Matthews sack
And on to the field came Green Bay’s own superman
Aaron Rodgers and his title belt, he’s obviously the man
His Eyes how they twinkled, his dimples how merry
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
When he heard the fans at Lambeau yell GO PACK GO
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Let the fans know they had nothing to dread
Down after down, play after play
The Pack killed the giants, everyone yelled Hooray!
Rodgers had a postgame interview with Pam Young,
She asked them how they did it, how they played, how they won
And Rodgers replied, “We didn’t win by luck
and next week we’ll prove that DA BEARS STILL SUCK”.
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