Maddenisms

[Chester Marcol]

I know I wasn't the only person shaking my head last night as the genius known as Madden spewed his usual gems. Is it worthy of a thread to collect everyone's favorites as the season progresses? Debate whether you are pro or anti Madden? Maybe a cable channel dedicated to all things Madden. MaddenTV. Like last night, something along the lines of "if you had a group of good guys, Andy Reid would be right in there" or going on and on about the talking busts. Side note:There's something funny about a boob getting a bust.

[ahaha]

This isn't really a favorite, but by far the most memorable: The butt sweat races of the Cowboys offensive linemen. Madden was actually circling and comparing the lengths of wetness on their sweaty fat rear ends. WOW! That's a strange perversion he has. Can you imagine if a commentator for the WNBA did that?

[MadtownPacker]

Re: Maddenisms

How can anyone not like Madden? Hes watch doesnt run on time anymore but is he really any worse then the assklowns that come out on ESPN every night? I will take his BOOM over Stuart Scott's BOOYAH any day.

[GBRulz]

I just wanna be circled....

[CaptainKickass]

Madden is an astute observer and then regirgitator of the obvious.

"In order to win the game, you have to score touchdowns. And the only way to score a touchdown is to either run the ball or pass the ball."

[TPF]

lol.

[Murphy37]

Madden is a good egg................but his commentary makes me want to eat my own undershorts after a night of beer bongs and burritos. John "Captain Obvious" Madden's boring rants describing pro football for toddlers is hardly entertaining to me. Of coarse there is really not many out there that I do enjoy as far as TV commentaters go. My preference is to turn down the TV volume, and turn up the local boys on the radio. Larry Mac is the man.

[TPF]

Al MIchaels isn't bad.

[Murphy37]

Al MIchaels isn't bad.

Yeah Al is alright, and so are Aikman and Buck. Hell I would still prefer old Max Macgee drunk on Budweiser back in the day on my Packer Radio Network.

[Bossman641]

Al MIchaels isn't bad.

Yeah Al is alright, and so are Aikman and Buck. Hell I would still prefer old Max Macgee drunk on Budweiser back in the day on my Packer Radio Network.

There's a quote in the Madden videogames that is something like "90 percent of the game is half mental" or something like that. I still haven't been able to figure it out.

Pretty much all anouncers suck these days.

[MJZiggy]

I'm no Madden fan, but at least I have to give him credit for 2 things. 1. at least he wants to talk about football and what the players are doing instead of some stupid joke they have running up in the booth, and 2. at least he admitted that his bust would be annoying the hell out of all the other busts for all eternity. (that part was funny)

[TPF]

Madden is annoying, but he means well.

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Re: Maddenisms

How can anyone not like Madden? Hes watch doesnt run on time anymore but is he really any worse then the assklowns that come out on ESPN every night? I will take his BOOM over Stuart Scott's BOOYAH any day.

You mess with S^2, you mess with me buddy.

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Al MIchaels isn't bad.

Yeah Al is alright, and so are Aikman and Buck. Hell I would still prefer old Max Macgee drunk on Budweiser back in the day on my Packer Radio Network.

There's a quote in the Madden videogames that is something like "90 percent of the game is half mental" or something like that. I still haven't been able to figure it out.

Pretty much all anouncers suck these days.

I believe Woodbuck said that in an interview many moons ago

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There's a quote in the Madden videogames that is something like "90 percent of the game is half mental" or something like that. I still haven't been able to figure it out..[/quote]

That's a famous Yogi Berra line he stole.[/quote]