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  • Nutz's Fantastic Training Camp Adventure.

    Gee, thanks for showing up everyone it was really great! Well actually I brought my dad to go with me, so at least I had some company. I do believe I saw BFMVP running up to Curly's as I was leaving to go watch practice, some skinny kid with an 89# jeresy, sorry I couldn't wait for ya, but the bleachers were filling up.

    Anyways, We found some open bleacher space down around the 10 yard line, pretty shitty place to watch practice. My dad saved the seats and I went to get pictures of the players coming in. I got some good ones of Jason Spitz, Brady Poppinga, and one of AJ Hawk. On my regular cam, I got a couple of Woodson and Driver. I will scan those tomorrow, and upload my digital picks as well. I will probably just send them to Mad.

    So I go back to my seat, and who should I be sitting next to when I return? Come on take a guess.


    Thats right, Laura Quinn-Hawk, along with several other wives including Megan Colledge, Collin Cole's wife, and also Junius Coston's wife. Don't worry I got a couple of pictures of them, but since I was so close I had to be a little suave about it. I felt like a dirty perve, but who cares. I got one of Laura and her big zit on her forhead. Other than the zit, she was pretty good looking. She kept going on and on about car washes and gas stations that don't use ethenol in Green Bay.

    The biggest god damn pain, but also the most entertaining, you know like a car wreck? The one and only Mrs. Junius Coston has to be one of the most annoying persons to walk the planet. She sat behind us for a good two hours and never shut up once. She was either talking to the other wives, or talking on her cell phone, and when I mean talk, that is all that she did, I don't think she took a moment to listen to the other person once on the phone, and she made like 3 or 4 calls. She must really think Junius is the shit, or he is really feeding her a lot of it, because the way she talked to others, and on the phone it was like Junius was an 8 year veteran starter that is coming off his 4th pro bowl.

    She went on and on about his earnings, which by NFL standards is pretty meager, She went on about how his agent at IMC wants to hire her to recruit clients, and also how Junius was making fun of rookies, and the "camp bodies". I wonder if he makes fun of Jason Spitz, you know the rookie that took his job. I also found out that she is a lazy ass that admits that she doesn't really like to work, well thats not quite right, she only wants to work when she wants to, if she wants to stay in bed all day, she damn well is going to.

    When Mrs. Colledge, Mrs. Cole, and Mrs. Quinn-Hawk got up to leave she dialed her phone and began talking to the person on the other end, she told them who she was just with, then she said that Laura was really nice, but AJ was really weird, probably because he doesn't talk for two fucking hours straight! I found one Mrs. Junius Coston weird!

    She also talked about how there was know way she was going to sit out in the open and watch the games, and the only way she was going to the games was if Junius or"J" as she called him would get her club seating. She went on and on. She really just sounded like a spoiled little bitch, well she wasn't exactly little, but anyways, sitting amongst the poor little mortals called fans going on and on about how she demanded club seats from her husband.

    Well crap, I was at the training camp all I got was gossip from one Mrs. Coston. What the fuck. I liked training camp but it was really hard to see everything going on. The Recievers dominated the defensive backs in a one one drill inside the 5 yardline into the endzone drill. Driver took it to Woodson once, and Ferguson jammed it down Carroll's throat. Gardner and Boerichter make huge targets down in the red zone and both came up with TD catches.

    In one on one pass protection drills it looked like the defensive ends were at a totally different speed than everyone else, it seemed like the offensive tackles were in quick sand. It was nice to see Chad Clifton back in pads and participating in every drill.

    I got to see a nice combo block drill with the OT and the TE against scout DEs and OLBs. It was a really good drill to explain the complexities of the zone blocking scheme. It was cool because it was right in front of us. I would like to say that the drill went without problems but, sometimes the younger guys had to be pulled aside and talked to like they were in high school learning a new play, it came real slow to some of the young tight ends and OTs

    The offense and the defense scrimmaged quite a bit at the end of practice, probably a total of 20 to 30 minutes, alot of hard hitting, and at one point the refs blew the whistles before a tackle was made, and Mark Tauscher started screaming at them that it was a full tackle drill, he was pissed.

    I have to admit that I watched Hawk quite a bit. He reads plays correctly, and attacks blockers without giving up any ground, but at the same time he is having trouble disengaging from tight ends and lineman. It was been something that he was critiqued heavily on before the draft. Favre also threw a pass by him to Troy Humphrey for a touchdown in redzone seven on seven. Hawk was there but Humphrey had a step on him, and Hawk was a bit slow getting his hand up.

    Also it was really good to see Ahman Green in Pads and running through several drills. He was held out of most contact if not all contact drills, and all 11 on 11 drills. He is being worked back in slowly, but it is still damn good to see.

    Well thats all I got, wait till tomorrow for da pictures! They are great!

  • #2
    Excellent! You see ... this is the kind of crack* reporting we just can't get from any regular media source!

    @ The One and Only Mrs. Junius Coston ... especially "how Junius was making fun of rookies, and the "camp bodies". I wonder if he makes fun of Jason Spitz, you know the rookie that took his job."








    * - NOT crackhead

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    • #3
      Way too tight man!! That some crazy reporting!

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      • #4
        I watched some of practice, but it was sooooo slow and half assed for the first hoour and a half. They started field goal ST practice adn me and BF4 were hungry so we went up to Curlys for beef brisket that seemed like it was microwaved instead of slowcooked like usual. SERIOUSLY chewy shit. It's usually not. I talked BF4 into trying the shit and it was like they cut it off the hide and straight up microwaved it till it was jerky. You pay 10 bucks for that crap. On a side not, BF4 is the only human on this planet that eats faster than me. Well, I just had 2 fillings and their a little sensative so I think maybe that slowed me down, but still, he had his frys and sandwich down by the time I was just finishing my sandwich. Like I said though, I had the teeth thing. I've never been showed up like that. EVER. I like to think I'm a fast eater. It must be similar to Coston's wife wanting to sit brag about sitting on her ass.

        That is soooo funny that you sat by a bunch of whiny women or one anyway. Some women are like that though and the dumber they are the more they like to brag about how easy they have it. It's like the more they sit on their ass the better they have life and they want everyone to know about it...

        Nice point on a rookie taking his job. If he was a man at all, he'd work his ass off, in and out of practice, and be starting...I hope that guy gets cut next year. I'm affraid we need him this year with the injuries and what not. I just don't see that dud taking off, although that is nothing but a hunch, with no real backing.

        Wist took off like an hour into practice. It was seriously the most whimpy practice for the first hour too. Maybe it was the two Millers talking. Yeah two. I have a wife and two kids so I don't ususally drink and I was damn near pissed off drunk with 2 beers. OK, that is overboard but I caught myself almost saying "catch the damn ball" with fergy right in front of my face. I held back remembering how much bigger he was than me and realizing I was just without my usual restraint because of the alcohol.

        That's abotu all on our end. I kind of wish I woulda stayed til the full contact stuff but we got over late *WAITING for you SOB's* and didn't have good seats . We're over it though, we both see them often cuz we live here so it's not like we were robbed but I would like if you felt that way a little.

        PS *Wist really doesn't like Barnett, even in person. It was kind of wierd and after he left, we still reffered to him as Wist as opposed to his acctual name...*

        Another random thought...I said "I know Nutz is here but he was just like F-it, the seats are filling up, I'm gonna get out there"
        Formerly known as JustinHarrell.

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        • #5
          Cut Junius Coston so no Packer fan will ever have to endure what Dr. Nutz and his Dad did last evening. That sounded more like a nightmare Dr.Nutz.

          Cut Coston to get rid of his loud mouth cell phone talking, insecure, bitch ass, overblown, self serving and inconsiderate of other's - wife. Dump Junius Coston, or make it mandatory that his pompous wife spends the practise time at a gym, to loose some weight in her flapping gob lips.

          Also PLEASE !

          I hope HAWK and Laura have a beautiful life in Green Bay. Yes I'm sure she will suffer some inconvenience in a smaller city. My wish. That otherwise, she can cope.

          Now. Despite all the forced evesdropping Dr.Nutz , you still managed an outstanding and detailed account of your observations of OUR team. You are one of the posters here I respect alot. Sincerely. I learn alot from you Man.

          Wondering, what that first drink tasted like, after that nightmare Dr.Nutz?

          GO PACKERS - HOLD THE FAITH !!
          ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
          ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
          ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
          ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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          • #6
            I have been on vacation for the past few days so I havn't been around here. Unfortaunately, I am back now....... Anyways......

            I loved the report about the players wives. That is some funny shit. Mrs Coston needs to be bitch slapped. From what you say she reminds me of the fat lazy woman you see at WalMart yapping on her cell phone about how she "ain't doin' that" and "Oh no he didn't"...... you know, the one that you want to stuff a grapefruit down her throat.

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            • #7
              Oh, By the way...... I'll be looking for the photos. Thanks Man.

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              • #8
                Re: Nutz's Fantastic Training Camp Adventure.

                Originally posted by Dr. Nutz
                So I go back to my seat, and who should I be sitting next to when I return? Come on take a guess.


                Thats right, Laura Quinn-Hawk, along with several other wives including Megan Colledge, Collin Cole's wife, and also Junius Coston's wife.

                So they didn't recognize you?

                How funny would it be if poor Junius had to read about his battle ax flapping her gums at practice?

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                • #9
                  Now that's the kind of reporting you will not see in the newspaper.

                  Very entertaining, thanks DR. Nutz

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                  • #10
                    nice rundown nuta, you managed to put us right in your shoes.

                    i think i can speak for everyone when i say i now hate costons wife even though i have no clue who she is

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                    • #11
                      Re: Nutz's Fantastic Training Camp Adventure.

                      Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                      Originally posted by Dr. Nutz
                      So I go back to my seat, and who should I be sitting next to when I return? Come on take a guess.


                      Thats right, Laura Quinn-Hawk, along with several other wives including Megan Colledge, Collin Cole's wife, and also Junius Coston's wife.

                      So they didn't recognize you?

                      How funny would it be if poor Junius had to read about his battle ax flapping her gums at practice?
                      how funny would it be if junius read this and found out his wife isn't the sweet humble person he thinks she is, but but a loud fat spoiled do nothing that goes around leaking things about him. and then gets rid of her ass

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                      • #12
                        Dr. Nutz.

                        All the way, no holds bar'd, down in the trench's, shit kicking reporting by Dr.Nutz.

                        OUTSTANDING !!!!!
                        ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
                        ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
                        ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
                        ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by red
                          nice rundown nuta, you managed to put us right in your shoes.

                          i think i can speak for everyone when i say i now hate costons wife even though i have no clue who she is
                          ROFL
                          Formerly known as JustinHarrell.

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                          • #14
                            Ok another little recap. When it was time to do some more offense verse defense, where the offense was working on their running game, Gado busted on off of left guard up the middle for about ten yards, and then he made on hell of a cut to his left avoiding tacklers and turned on the jets for about a 35 yard scamper down the sideline. It was against the number one defense, very impressive. Gado looked impressive the whole night along with Driver, Franks, Favre, Henderson, Tauscher, Tollefson, Kampman.

                            corners got burnt regularly last night, along with the interior defensive line, and the linebackers.

                            Freguson quit on a ball in pass skelly from Favre. He simply can't ajust to the ball. He had his reciever beat down the side line, and Favre threw it about two or three yards to the inside and Ferguson just kept running on the same line. He padded himself on the chest as if saying, "my bad", no shit.

                            The defensive backs looked a little better in the red zone pass skelly, Favre couldn't find a open reciever 3 or 4 times, and had to scramble to make a play. It wasn't hard to spot Donald Driver, he was the guy with two defensive backs draped all over him.

                            Pictures are coming be patient
                            I unfortunately didn't get a picture of one Mrs. Junius Coston, not that you guys and gals needed to see her anyways

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                            • #15

                              Here is a close up taken from my armpit of Laura Quinn-Hawk. Yes this is the one where you can see a zit on her forehead.

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