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  • Distractions: The Thread

    Courtesy of Deadspin:



    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    That is one ugly man
    Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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    • #3
      She's okay, though. Not too mannish. I'd watch her with another woman.

      But I think our resident expert on such matters should weigh in.

      Bretsky? We await your expertise.
      "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

      KYPack

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      • #4
        Trust me. Click this link. Video is NSFW.

        Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Fritz View Post
          She's okay, though. Not too mannish. I'd watch her with another woman.

          But I think our resident expert on such matters should weigh in.

          Bretsky? We await your expertise.
          She's married to Portia di Rossi. Bretsky would wet himself watching that.
          "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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          • #6
            I guess that explains why "Snap-On Tools" sponsors her show.
            [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by swede View Post
              I guess that explains why "Snap-On Tools" sponsors her show.


              hehe

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              • #8
                Originally posted by swede View Post
                I guess that explains why "Snap-On Tools" sponsors her show.
                Snap on or Strap on tools?
                C.H.U.D.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                  Trust me. Click this link. Video is NSFW.

                  http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2011/0...ng-female.html
                  Oh my....

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
                    Snap on or Strap on tools?
                    Football been very very good to me

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                      Trust me. Click this link. Video is NSFW.

                      http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2011/0...ng-female.html
                      what the hell is the bathtub all about?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Tarlam! View Post
                        Oh my....
                        Nothing to do with your post... everything to do with your signature... LOVE IT! It's how I feel going into the stretch for the Superbowl win. I am one nervous Nellie..... "Picked a bad week to start crowing about a Dynasty".... when the deed is done, I will crow the loudest and the longest, until then.... humble is thy name....
                        Football been very very good to me

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Little Whiskey View Post
                          what the hell is the bathtub all about?
                          There's a bathtub in the video?
                          Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by easy cheesy View Post
                            Nothing to do with your post... everything to do with your signature... LOVE IT! It's how I feel going into the stretch for the Superbowl win. I am one nervous Nellie..... "Picked a bad week to start crowing about a Dynasty".... when the deed is done, I will crow the loudest and the longest, until then.... humble is thy name....
                            Thanks, but I can't take credit for it. I was about 17 (30 years ago!) when a just wet my pants watching Leslie Nielson in Aeroplane. Thank Google, I found the lines prior Schitcargo and I won't change until after the big dance.....

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Tarlam! View Post
                              Thanks, but I can't take credit for it. I was about 17 (30 years ago!) when a just wet my pants watching Leslie Nielson in Aeroplane. Thank Google, I found the lines prior Schitcargo and I won't change until after the big dance.....
                              I get the Airplane reference, that's why I found it so funny... on so many levels.... I'm as old as you are asshole... and I use the term "asshole" in the most endearing way as is possible because I think you are a REAL cool cat.... I've ascertained that you are a "foodie", you're 47 years old but fancy yourself looking 57 and fat as all get out... what's not to love???? Keep the siggie... don't know you... but... love you man..... let's START DANCIN'.... GO PACK GO!!!!
                              Football been very very good to me

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