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  • Where Were You During The Last Viking Superbowl Media Day?

    I think this might be the funniest thread I've ever read.




    My side still hurts.

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    I was wondering if John Hadl would be back for another year. Unfortunately, he was.
    I can't run no more
    With that lawless crowd
    While the killers in high places
    Say their prayers out loud
    But they've summoned, they've summoned up
    A thundercloud
    They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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      Best avatar EVER.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Scott Campbell View Post
        I think this might be the funniest thread I've ever read.




        My side still hurts.
        This one seemed honest:

        Q: Where Were You During The Last Viking Superbowl Media Day?

        A: It was towards the end of my previous life where I was a horrible, horrible human being. For my Severe Punishment, I was born 11 years later into a family of Vikings fans.

        Man, you read through that thread and you have to ask yourself if Viking fans are that commonly obsessed now with hating on all things Packer? Empty hate is all they have? Why? Because we sign all of their free agents???? Because we succeeded---again---when they could not---again???? WUWT?
        Last edited by swede; 02-01-2011, 06:44 PM.
        [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by swede View Post
          This one seemed honest:




          Man, you read through that thread and you have to ask yourself if Viking fans are that commonly obsessed now with hating on all things Packer? Empty hate is all they have? Why? Because we sign all of their free agents???? Because we succeeded---again---when they could not---again???? WUWT?
          Great board.

          Did you look at the 'Is Clay Aiken Mathews the next bust for the pack?' thread? Hilarious, it went from saying he's a bust, is getting injured because he's no longer on roids to arguing that Harrison is a better candidate for DPOY than he is!

          Something else in that thread though - several mentions of 'Tank'. Is that the Tank we all know and love? Does he hang around there?

          --
          Imagine for a moment a world without hypothetical situations...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Guiness View Post
            Great board.

            Did you look at the 'Is Clay Aiken Mathews the next bust for the pack?' thread? Hilarious, it went from saying he's a bust, is getting injured because he's no longer on roids to arguing that Harrison is a better candidate for DPOY than he is!

            Something else in that thread though - several mentions of 'Tank'. Is that the Tank we all know and love? Does he hang around there?

            Pretty sure Tank is Humbert Humbert over there.
            Last edited by Joemailman; 02-01-2011, 07:32 PM.
            I can't run no more
            With that lawless crowd
            While the killers in high places
            Say their prayers out loud
            But they've summoned, they've summoned up
            A thundercloud
            They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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            • #7
              WTF is it with the Elephant Man/AJ Hawk avatars with these guys? Give it a rest you idiots. That's like Madtowns old Packer kid pissing on a Bear....or was it a Viking? Juvenile.....
              C.H.U.D.

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              • #8
                You mean this?

                I can't run no more
                With that lawless crowd
                While the killers in high places
                Say their prayers out loud
                But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                A thundercloud
                They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                • #9
                  To accurately answer the question posted in the thread title, I had to look up when the Vikes were last in the Superbowl. So I went to pro-footballreference.com, looked under "Super Bowl" and knew automatically that I had to look under the "Loser" column to find the Vikings' last appearance (and the one before that....and the one before that...and the one before that).

                  So, okay. 1976. That means I was upstairs in my room during the Vikings' last Super Bowl media day, masturbating to my Jaclyn Smith poster.
                  "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                  KYPack

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                  • #10
                    I was out skiing and smokin some weed with my high school alpine bitches.
                    C.H.U.D.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
                      I was out skiing and smokin some weed with my high school alpine bitches.
                      doesnt get a whole lot better than that!

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                      • #12
                        I was -2 years old
                        Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Fritz View Post
                          So, okay. 1976.
                          Prolly roller skating at the Rola Rena to C.W. McCall's "Convoy."

                          Holy shit, that place is still there.
                          sigpic

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                          • #14
                            I was in the womb or somewhere in my dad's sack. When exactly was media day?
                            "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                            • #15
                              I was probably staring at my hot Farrah Fawcett in Straw Poster all day
                              TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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