Newest Dumbest JSO Headline

[Fritz]

I know that headline writing is a craft, but still, is this the best they can do?

"This off-season has fared Hawk well"

WTF?

I did not know that "fared" could take an object. Even "Fare thee well" means "You fare well."

[mraynrand]

So the title in appropriate english reads: "This offseason: Farewell, Hawk"

Is there a trade in the works? Isn't that currently forbidden?

[Fritz]

Hawk fares well in offseason

[pbmax]

Hawk Has Tiny Dog, Looks Ridiculous

[hoosier]

The fair Hawk! Too cerebral and not instinctive enough.

And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.

[gbpackfan]

Hawk has to pretend to love rat dog in order to get pussy cat from hot wife.